Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

2018年11月6日上午，9:40分。

Out of compassion, Fushiguro Shigeru ran to a nearby pharmacy, bought a bottle of safflower oil for treating bruises and gave it to him.

He applied the medicine with a grin on his face, and was so touched: "I didn't expect that after not seeing you for so many years, you have become considerate."

"You're welcome." Fushiguro Shier put his hands behind his head, leaned leisurely on the sofa in front of Kong Shiyu, and said, "I'll need you to run errands for me later, so we can't just let it go now."

Kong Shiyu: “….”

Me as a bystander: “………”

"Wu-chan, Wu-chan, look, I can pick up my book by myself."

On the other side of Kong Shiyu, Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand, aimed at a book on the cabinet, and took it in his hand accurately.

To put it bluntly, he really does look like a fool.

"Do you feel that your magic power has recovered?" I asked.

"Hmm..." Gojo Satoru felt the cursed energy and said, "I think it's half recovered."

I didn't dare to reach out and touch the prison gate on Gojo Satoru, so I could only pick up a stick from the door and poke it, "Then is there a limit to your attack range now?"

"Let me try." He extended his index finger and accurately released a little magic power towards the steps at the door. A fist-sized charred crack instantly appeared in that place.

"There is no limit!" Gojo Satoru said happily, "Look, the distance has exceeded four meters, and I can still attack."

I:".........."

Gojo Satoru, have you ever thought about how you are going to explain to Megumi Fushiguro for making a big hole in front of his house?

But... I turned around and glanced at Fushiguro Shige who was making tea in the kitchen. If Meagumi knew there was such a big trouble at home, he probably wouldn't be in the mood to care about that messy hole.

"Ah..." I sighed deeply to Gojo Satoru, "We still have to wait for several days."

"Cheer up, Kiri-chan." Gojo Satoru comforted me with great optimism, "At least you don't have to worry about me watching you take a bath anymore."

"Hey, Gojo Satoru." I said unhappily, "Can you please stop talking nonsense?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Kong Shiyu was holding the teacup and was choked by the tea leaves in it. He coughed loudly several times, with an expression as if his worldview was shattered.

"Wait..." He leaned forward, looked at Gojo Satoru's face, then turned to me and asked, "I say, you two look so much alike, you must be twins, right?"

Me: “…How do I put this?”

This is totally not the concept of twins, but how can I explain the parallel world to him? Will he believe it?

"Although this is none of my business." Kong Shiyu looked towards the wide-open door like a thief with a guilty conscience and asked in a low voice, "But isn't it a bit inappropriate for you two to do this?"

I:"........"

"No, we are not Germans..."

"True love cannot be crushed by worldly pressures!"

Gojo Satoru interrupted me loudly, spreading his arms and shouting, as if reciting, "Romeo and Juliet once said, I borrow the wings of love...Ah!"

"Tsubasa, you bastard." I punched Gojo Satoru on the back of his head with a sullen look on my face, "Don't embarrass me."

"Wow..." Gojo Satoru touched the back of his head and muttered a little aggrieved, "He was the one who had the wrong idea. How can you blame me?"

"It's one thing that he has too much energy and a weird mind, and he has all sorts of crazy thoughts."

I held back my anger and said, "You are just trying to create chaos in the world, and you are exaggerating and making things up. That's another matter!"

“Eh…” The dramatic Gojo Satoru regretfully dragged out the last syllable, “I just thought it was fun…”

What the hell is this? You're almost ruining my reputation!

"Gojo-sensei." A voice suddenly appeared, "What are you doing here?"

I turned my head and saw Fushiguro Megumi standing at the door, her head shaking slightly and an expression of surprise.

Behind him, Wild Rose and Tiger Stick poked their heads out from the left and right, also looking at us curiously.

"Why are you here?" I pressed down Gojo Satoru's head, which had suddenly raised up, and pulled out two strands of his hair, and asked, "Is something wrong?"

"Actually..." Fushiguro Hui pointed to the door opposite. The neighbor aunt behind the window hid behind the curtains, revealing half of her face. "The aunt next door called me."

"He said there were several suspicious-looking guys in the house, and asked me to come back quickly to see if any thieves had broken in."

Well, he is definitely not a thief.

The latter two are much more difficult to deal with than thieves.

"By the way," Fushiguro Megumi pointed at the big hole in the front of his shoe expressionlessly and asked, "Can someone explain to me what's going on?"

“Ahahahaha…” Gojo Satoru rubbed the back of his head guiltily and said with a very innocent expression, “Teacher, I don’t know either.”

"Gojo-sensei..." Megumi Fushiguro said with a gloomy face.

Just then, Fushiguro Shigeki came out with some brewed tea. Gojo Satoru pointed at him and said without hesitation, "Yes, he did it."

Fushiguro Hui: "..."

He seemed to have just noticed Fushiguro Shier, frowned and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Why? I'm going back to my own home." Fushiguro Shige sat back on the sofa contentedly, took a sip of tea, and said, "Do you have any objection?"

Upon hearing this, Itadori and Nobara seemed particularly excited. They winked and tapped Fushiguro Megumi's shoulders lightly.

Wild Rose whispered to Fushiguro Megumi: "Look, what did I say?"

Megumi Fushiguro turned her head away with a sullen look, and then noticed the only unfamiliar person present.

"Who is this……"

"Ah." Kong Shiyu originally wanted to stand up and say hello, but he overestimated his physical fitness and sat back stiffly after standing halfway.

I could only hold up the teacup to hide my embarrassment.

He laughed twice and said, "My name is Kong Shiyu. I'm your father's friend. Just call me Uncle Kong."

As he spoke, he sighed again: "Come to think of it, I held you in my arms when you were a child..."

Is this a universal line? I feel like I've heard someone mention this before.

Fushiguro Megumi nodded slightly, politely ignoring Kong Shiyu's suggestion of address: "Hello, Mr. Kong."

Poor Kong Shiyu.

I silently sympathized for a second, then put him out of my mind.

"Gojo..." Fushiguro Megumi looked at me in confusion, as if trying hard to come up with a name.

He probably felt that calling me Gojo Sensei would easily confuse me with Gojo Satoru, but he was also very reluctant to follow what I had said before and call me "Mom."

So I was stuck there for a long time.

"It's okay." I said calmly, "Just call me Miss Gojo."

"Ms. Gojo." Fushiguro Megumi breathed a sigh of relief and asked quickly, "How is Mr. Gojo doing?"

"Well... just like you can see." I picked up the stick and poked the prison door again, "His hands can move freely, but his feet are still bound."

The four-meter limit of the Prison Gate Border was also broken. Although I could still go in, even if I was more than four meters away from Gojo Satoru, I would not be forced into the Prison Gate Border.

In addition, without me as a medium to connect to the prison gate, once he goes back in, he will be isolated from the world.

I can neither hear nor see what's happening outside.

Fushiguro Megumi frowned.

"But the good news is," I comforted him, "Fushiguro Shiori said that in a few days, Gojo Satoru will be completely unsealed."