Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

"That..." I said.

"Jay, and that necklace, bring that necklace over here and put it on her."

"I do not……"

"Satoru, bring that coat here too."

The above conversation has been going on for about twenty minutes. Whenever I open my mouth to speak, they will find ways to interrupt.

So how did the current situation develop?

The story begins twenty minutes ago.

After I came out of the fitting room, the two of them smiled nervously at me as if they had reached some agreement.

Xia Yujie hastily selected three or four classic black, white and gray suits that would never go wrong for himself, but he brought several bright red and purple gauze skirts to me.

Gojo Satoru even found a sailor suit and a lolita skirt from somewhere, and he kept waving them in front of me.

It’s okay to be famous, and I can tolerate gauze skirts, but aren’t sailor suits and lolita too much?

I am an adult after all. Do I still have to wear a high school uniform and hold hands with the first grades?

"Can I..."

"No." This is the smiling Geto Suguru.

"Then can I..."

“No way.” This is Gojo Satoru who is standing in front of me.

regret.

I totally regret it now.

Obviously, pulling Gojo Satoru to taunt Geto Suguru, or pulling Geto Suguru to taunt Gojo Satoru are both nice choices, but I had to force both of them to fire at me because of my bad mouth.

Now, they have united against me.

This clothing store is huge and basically covers all types of clothing.

There are men's clothing, women's clothing, children's clothing, shoes, jewelry, belts, and even underwear. The categories are very complete.

Geto Suguru took a diamond-studded crystal crown, Gojo Satoru put a rose-pink gauze dress on me, sky-high green high heels, and a super exaggerated sky blue gemstone necklace around my neck.

I:......

Can I really wear this outfit out?

I was going to buy some casual clothes to replace the five-piece cassock that told the world I was the leader of the Panxing Sect! But how was this outfit better than the five-piece cassock?

It's not like I'm going to Paris Fashion Week.

"Well! Very good, I'll take this one." Gojo supported his chin and waved his hand with satisfaction. The clerk was afraid that he would change his mind, so he quickly took the skirt to the counter to pack it.

"Are you really satisfied?" I couldn't believe my eyes.

"Jie, try this one again." This time, in Xia Youjie's hand was a blue and white sailor suit, which is the JK school uniform.

Gojo Satoru had just taken it and put it aside. I was still thinking about how to divert his attention from the clothes, but in the blink of an eye, it was in Geto Suguru's hands.

Xia Youjie, you really hate me!

I gritted my teeth, pretended I didn't hear it, turned my neck around and stood still.

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru exchanged glances, then lifted me up, one on each side, and stuffed me into the fitting room.

The door was blocked, and Gojo Satoru's annoying voice came from the door: "You can't get out if you don't put it on~"

I looked up at the sky, and it was covered by the ceiling. I looked down at the ground, and it was covered by the floor.

You said that Xia Youjie had eaten so many cursed spirits, how come there was no one who could take me away and escape from under their noses?

It seems more realistic to wish that a bolt of lightning would strike them directly on the forehead right now.

"All right."

I put on my sailor suit and walked out reluctantly.

"Hmm. Not bad, not bad." Gojo Satoru said, "Wrap this one too."

I pulled the corner of my mouth and said, "Master, do you want to stuff all the weird clothes in this store on me?"

"What are you saying?" Xia Youjie said with a fake smile: "We just think these clothes suit you very well."

Haha, I find every word he said completely unbelievable.

I tried to stir up trouble between them again, for example...

"Wu, do you really not want to see Jie wearing women's clothes? It will definitely be a great photo opportunity then."

"Isn't it enough to just look at what you're wearing? Aren't you and he the same person?" He was completely unmoved.

"Jay, what about you? Don't you want to see Wu dressed as a woman?"

"Hehe, he is our creditor now, how dare I overstep my authority."

Ah, this is so annoying. If I were given another chance, I would definitely follow Gojo Satoru and persecute him as much as possible.

Unfortunately, there is no such thing.

They kept coming up with some weird combinations.

It's fine to wear ripped jeans with a white suit jacket, but I'm actually pairing a white top with ruffled puff sleeves with black suit pants. What's the purpose of this? Is it to show that I'm a little white dragon in the waves?

I don’t want to stereotype people, but it turns out that straight men’s aesthetic taste is really terrible.

But the suit jacket and the suit pants look good together, and are just right for wearing to work.

Ah! Stop the brain!

What's going on? Has my social animal spirit become so ingrained in my bones? How come I can't even think about going to work when I'm shopping for clothes?

No, no, I shook my head, trying to get rid of the dirt.

On the other side, Gojo Satoru was looking for a new skirt.

Two hours have passed. I've been treated like Miracle Nikki and have been changing clothes for so long. How come they aren't tired of it?

Finally, after another half an hour, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru finally stopped what they were doing with satisfaction, and instead piled up a mountain of clothes on the counter.

"I have a question."

I held out my hand: "How do I get these things back?"

"Cough cough cough." Gojo Satoru looked at the sky.

"Cough cough cough." Xia Yujie looked at the ground.

The clerk and I looked at each other.

"Our store has a delivery service. You just fill in your address and it will be delivered within one day within the Tokyo area." She gave thoughtful advice.

"Okay, let's do it!" Gojo Satoru happily took out a VIP card from his pocket.

With a drop of sound, the money was spent, and the receipt was a full meter long.

Tiao Wu, I have to say it, you are really rich.

I'm afraid only he is the one who can spend 1 billion to buy out the next head of the Chanyuan family.

But later on, the Zenin family was almost completely destroyed by Maki, so it seemed that it didn't make any sense whether the head of the family existed or not.

We spent so much time in the clothing store that by the time we walked out of the store, the sun had gradually set from its position directly overhead at noon to the west.

In Ginza, the closer it gets to night, the more people there are and the more prosperous it becomes.

There weren't many people in front of the clothing store, but a little further away, the commercial snack street was very lively.

Many people came towards us with octopus balls, Dorayaki and ice cream in their hands, with comfortable smiles on their faces.

Although I don't want to admit it, I have been feeling uneasy since traveling to the cursed world.

I'm just an ordinary person, afraid of pain, afraid of death, and hate ugly cursed spirits and the conspiracies against the protagonists.

But the moment I saw this bustling street full of life, I felt like I was back in my original world.

Everything is still so ordinary, normal and full of security.

Even though I know I'm still here, even though I know none of this is real, even though I know I'm still in danger, just this one second is enough.