Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

“Is this the house you picked?”

The house in front of me is not big, but it is not small either.

It has three bedrooms and a living room, two bathrooms, and is located in a good location. It looks like it has high value.

"The rent isn't cheap, is it?"

"It's okay." Gojo Satoru waved his hand nonchalantly, "This is already the smallest house I own. I won't charge you rent. Just live here if you want."

"The Smallest House Under Your Name" "Live Anywhere"

Damn it, after Kujuku Yuki who lives in a small villa, I saw Gojo Satoru whose smallest house is this small.

"We can't do this!" Kaba Oko shook her head firmly and said, "We have already caused a lot of trouble for you all. If you don't even pay the rent now, we will be ashamed to live in this world."

"It's okay." Xia Youjie comforted: "This guy won't care about these things."

"He doesn't mind," she said, "but I can't. I have no way to repay your kindness, so please let me do something!"

"Ah..." Gojo Satoru rubbed the back of his head and said, "But I've never collected rent before, so I don't know what the appropriate rent should be."

"How about this?" Xiayou Jie pointed at the door and said, "When you find a job, 30% of your monthly income will be given to Wu as rent, okay?"

"And more." Gojo Satoru said, "If the house is left unoccupied for a long time, it will rot, so you guys are doing me a favor, don't feel so bad about it."

I was stunned and agreed, "You guys just stay here for now, and if you find a suitable place to live in the future, you can move out."

Having said that, Kaba Oko still bowed to us with gratitude.

Before leaving, I gave her my phone number and that of Xia Youjie, and said, "If you need anything, you can call these two numbers."

After all, Mimiko and Nanako were his cherished adopted daughters, so it was reasonable for him to help take care of them, right? Although he himself was not aware of this at the moment.

After thinking about it, I also left Gojo Satoru's phone number and emphasized, "I'm the only one who's gone, and Geto isn't available either, so let's call this guy again."

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru had completely different reactions to this.

"Hey! Why are you putting my number last? Does it mean I'm the least reliable?"

Just keep it to yourself.

Xia Youjie pointed at the note in my hand and asked, "Master Zenyuan, did you write down all our phone numbers?"

"It's not just you." I shook my head and explained, "Shinji, Naoko, Nanami, Huihara, including Principal Yega and Jiujiu Yuki's phone numbers, I wrote them all down."

"Why do you remember so many numbers?" Gojo Satoru asked in confusion.

“It’s just my personal habit.”

I memorize the phone numbers of important people.

Even though the first phone number I memorized in my life was never dialed again.

But in this way, no matter where I go, whether my cell phone is with me or not, I can always call them.

"By the way." I instructed, "If you change your phone number in the future, remember to notify me."

Don't be like Yuki Kujuku, who keeps changing his phone number to avoid missions.

As a result, when I first arrived in this world, the numbers I memorized in the previous world were invalidated, and I had to go through Kong Shiyu to find him.

"......" Xia Youjie had a complicated expression: "Okay, I understand."

After settling the mother and daughter in the shackle field, a heavy burden on my heart was finally lifted.

All the fatigue accumulated from going out early and coming back late for so many days seemed to emerge at this moment.

I stretched and refreshed myself: "Let's go, I'll treat you to dinner."

"You can eat anything."

Although I said this, my heart was bleeding.

These days I have been paying Kong Shiyu's wages, running around everywhere, and saving money to support the mother and daughter in the shackle field in the future. The money in my pocket is almost stretched. I hope they don't eat too much.

By the way, I still owe Gojo Satoru 1 billion.

It seems like I need to find some extra money to make some money, otherwise I won’t be able to make ends meet.

As for why I didn't touch the money in Shen'er's card....are you kidding? That was for Megumi and Jin Meiji to use when they grow up, how can I spend it now?

Although Shen'er's appearance has changed a lot, if he had changed completely, I would not be here. The progress of his eyes should have been completed long ago.

All I can say is that there is still a long way to go.

"I owe you two favors today." I said, "If you need my help in the future, I will be there whenever you ask."

"Can you help me with anything?" Xia Youjie said in a subtle tone, "Can I use this favor in exchange for a promise?"

"What promise?"

"If Satoru and I ever cause you any trouble in the future, you must forgive us." He added: "The kind of forgiveness that won't involve beating us."

"what......"

It seems that the last beating has left a deep psychological trauma on them, and they are still asking me not to beat them.

"Okay then." I said, "I agree."

and many more......

I narrowed my eyes sharply and looked at the smile on his lips: "You said that, could it be that you have done something to let me down?"

"Of course not." Xiayou Jie said nonchalantly, "It's just that Wu and I seem to often make you angry, so I'm just making a patch in advance."

I looked at him doubtfully.

I don't know why, but I always feel that these two people are acting weird today.

Gojo Satoru suddenly jumped in front of me: "Hey, Zenin, you owe me a favor too, right!"

"I want it now."

"Now?"

This guy is indeed a man who will take revenge on the spot and repay favors immediately...

"Then what do you want me to do?"

"I'm so hungry." He touched his stomach and said, "Aren't you going to treat us to a meal? Let's talk after we eat."

*

After much deliberation, I finally chose a ramen restaurant.

This store is doing good business, but we didn't come during mealtime, so most of the office workers hadn't gotten off work yet.

So we found a booth and sat down easily.

Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru both ordered tonkotsu ramen, while I ordered a bowl of spicy beef ramen.

There’s nothing I can do, I just like spicy food.

"Okay, now tell me what you want me to do?"

"I'm going to ask you a few questions. Don't lie." He took off his sunglasses and stared at me with his sapphire eyes: "Tell the truth."

Tuqiongdagger met.

Sure enough, this guy came here today just to pick a fight with me.

I loosened my clasped hands, propped my chin up with my hands and looked at him, "Even if I lied, what can you do? You can't tell at all, right?"

"Haha!" Gojo Satoru said proudly, "I knew you would say that."

He grabbed Xiayou Jie's neck, patted his arm and said, "Jie, take out your cursed spirit quickly."

"Yeah." Geto Xiayou stretched out his hand and summoned a small cursed spirit, which was a small snake with a completely black body.

It has a slender body, round eyes, is pitch black all over, has a snake-like tongue, and its little head is shaking. It looks very cute.

"It's called the Lie Snake." He pointed at the curse spirit and said, "As long as you touch its head, the curse spirit can sense the other person's emotions. If you tell a lie, it will shake its tail left and right."

I:"......"

I never expected that Geto Suguru had this kind of cursed spirit.

I don’t even remember its existence in the previous world.

Wait...could it be that he was captured specially for me?

"Satoru, it seems that Master Zenin is reluctant to do this." Xiayou Jie pretended to be considerate and said, "If it really doesn't work, forget it."

I was indeed reluctant, as these two's outrageous actions caught me off guard.

"Eh..." Gojo Satoru blinked at me and asked provocatively, "Is there really some secret that cannot be told to others?"

These two are singing the same tune, it's obvious they are setting a trap for me.

If I really refuse, who knows what kind of trouble he will cause in a few days.

But you can’t really blame them.

After all, in everyone's eyes, I am a person who appeared out of nowhere, full of suspicious points, but I also have the same super high combat power as Shen'er.

It is also appropriate to be cautious.

I rubbed my temples and said to myself, "Come on, I have nothing to feel guilty about."