The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

Lu Xun had not thought about this originally, but Zhen Bushiren inspired him.

Zhen Bushiren didn't really want to beat Ling Xiao at that time, he just wanted to take a strand of Ling Xiao's hair.

But I didn’t expect Ling Xiao to be so shameless. He fell to the ground before I even touched him.

After failing in the first attack, Zhen Bushiren wanted to help Ling Xiao up for another attack, but was stopped by Lu Xun again.

Of course, Zhen Bushiren would not give up. After all, he had found an opportunity for him. However, Lu Xun had already been alert at that time, so how could he let him get Ling Xiao's hair?

He thought that the hair was Ling Xiao's, but it was actually Hong Yun's. As for whether anything would happen to Hong Yun, that was none of his business.

Lu Xun also took this opportunity to get Ling Yang's hair.

With Ling Yang's hair, he could find her even if she ran to the ends of the earth.

While Ling Xiao was taking a shower, Lu Xun cut Ling Yang's hair into more than a dozen pieces and placed them in folded paper cranes.

When Ling Xiao came out, he saw a box containing a dozen paper cranes made from yellow talisman paper.

She subconsciously wanted to reach out to take it, but Lu Xun grabbed her hand and stopped her.

"Don't move, it's useless if it gets wet!"

These words scared Ling Xiao so much that he quickly took a step back, fearing that the water on his body and hair would drip onto the paper cranes.

"What are these paper cranes for?"

Retreating to a safe area, Ling Xiao asked in confusion.

"They can find Ling Yang's trace!"

As for why he prepared so much... well, there was no other way. If he met a troublemaker, two preparations would definitely not be enough, so he prepared more than a dozen. No matter what she did, he would not panic.

“So high-tech?”

"..." Lu Xun glanced at her without answering. He really didn't know how to answer.

After a moment of silence, he put away the paper crane and said, "It's just some tricks. I've been busy all night. Let's get some rest!"

Although Lu Xun told Ling Xiao to rest, he had no intention of leaving.

Ling Xiao just stared at him eagerly, which made Lu Xun look weird. He asked curiously, "Aren't you sleepy yet?"

"Aren't you going back to your room?"

It was outrageous that he didn't leave when she was taking a shower. Fortunately, the bathroom had blinds and she was thick-skinned enough, otherwise she would be embarrassed to take a shower.

But now she wants to go to bed and he still doesn't leave, which is a bit too much.

"Just go to sleep and don't worry about me!"

"Who is being polite to you, Taoist Lu? Don't you know the difference between men and women?"

"I do not mind!"

Glancing up and down at Ling Xiao, to be honest, she was pretty good-looking. Although not as stunningly beautiful as Ling Yang, she was still a rare beauty, and not as unbearable as Fan Tianzhi said.

But even though she was so pretty, Lu Xun would not do anything to her, let alone take advantage of her.

"You don't mind that I do, okay? Bro, can we go back to our room? We've already paid!"

The room fee was more than a thousand yuan a night, and she felt bad about spending the money just to sit in meditation in the room every day.

Hearing Ling Xiao talking about this, Lu Xun seemed to suddenly remember something, nodded, and left Ling Xiao's room without saying a word.

"Damn Taoist Priest!"

Muttering to herself, Ling Xiao lay down on the bed. As her hair was not dry yet and she was too lazy to blow-dry it, she laid her head on the edge of the bed, letting her long hair hang freely. She pulled the quilt over her and fell asleep.

This night was really tiring. Not to mention the two fights, just the climbing up and down the mountain in the middle of the night was tiring enough.

While half asleep, Ling Xiao felt someone fiddling with her hair and there was the low sound of a hair dryer in her ears.

She was so sleepy that she fell asleep again. Unexpectedly, after just a short while, she felt someone pull her head and make her lie on her side on the bed. Then she felt fingertips gently pulling her hair at the back of her head.

This time Ling Xiao woke up completely and wanted to sit up suddenly. Unexpectedly, as soon as she raised her head, a big hand suddenly pressed her head and made her lie down again.

"Don't move, there's only a little more to go!"

Lu Xun's voice was very gentle, without any embarrassment or nervousness of breaking into someone else's room, and it was as natural as if he was blowing his own hair.

"Lu Xun? You, you, you, didn't you go back to your room?"

Lu Xun did not hide it and replied directly: "Yes, I went back to take a shower, change clothes, pack my luggage and check out. You are right. Although you are not short of money, there is no need to waste it. I will live here from now on!"

This time Ling Xiao couldn't bear it any longer, he just sat up and stared at Lu Xun blankly.

She must be dreaming. This dog Taoist priest said he wanted to live in the same room with her. How could she live her life in the future?

Wouldn’t Fan Tianzhi make her laugh to death?

"Come sit over here. It's still a little dry. Don't sleep with wet hair in the future. It's easy for cold wind to enter your body, which is very harmful to your health!"

Oh my God, are we discussing whether it is okay to sleep with wet hair?

They were unmarried and living in the same room. Did he really not consider her reputation at all?

She cursed in her heart, but she obediently moved her butt towards Lu Xun, allowing him to blow dry the last bit of wet hair.

After everything was dried, Lu Xun put away the hair dryer and stood up and said, "Okay, it's time to go to sleep!"

How can I sleep like this when I am sleeping with his grandma?

"Lu Xun, quickly find me a new room. I'll go look for a house in the next two days. Once we buy one, we'll move out. When the time comes, it will be a big room with the door closed. You can meditate wherever you like and I won't interfere with you. But you can't meditate in my room now!"

"It's the peak tourist season now. My room was booked right after I checked out. There are no more rooms left. Don't worry, I won't do anything shameful to you. I just want to save you some money and protect you better!"

As if he had guessed what Ling Xiao was going to say, before she could open her mouth, Lu Xun continued, "That Zhen Bushiren is quite skilled. If you say something like that to Hong Yun, Ling Yang will definitely come to test you. I must protect you closely at all times.

He may not be able to kill you, but it is possible to make you lose your soul or something. If you want to become an insane idiot, I can go find Tianzhi now!"

"Is what you said true? I am a healthy person, but he can really seduce my soul and spirit!"

"Of course I can. If it were an ordinary person, it would be a little difficult, but you and this body are not one, so it's easy to seduce your soul!"

"..."

Ling Xiao was conflicted. She was not afraid of death, but she was afraid of living a life worse than death.

Ghost Officer Ding Tianzhen looked at his elder brother and asked humbly, "Brother, are Taoist priests so powerful nowadays? Can they easily separate souls and spirits?"

He, a ghost messenger, couldn't even do it, but that stinky Taoist priest could do it. He was really embarrassed.

Ghost Officer B slapped his silly brother on the head, and said angrily: "Can't you see that the bastard is lying? The world is really going downhill, even that guy can lie!"