The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

Lu Xun made a video call, so everyone in the room heard what the old monk said.

Everyone tried to hold back their laughter but no one said a word.

"A few less is fine, but at least ten, no less!"

I originally wanted to arrange one for each of the bodyguards at home, but seeing how stingy the old monk is, I think it might be difficult.

"Not even one. What am I to you, Master? Your ATM?"

Lu Xun was not angry and did not waste time talking to him. He said to Huang Jiahui, "Jiahui, drive the car out. Let's go to Longyin Temple!"

"Hey, hey, hey, don't threaten me, Master. I have already resigned from the position of abbot and traveled down the mountain. It's useless even if you find me on the mountain!"

"Master, you are overthinking. We are just sending the little monk back to the mountain!"

Lu Xun hung up the phone immediately after he finished speaking.

Lan Qing didn't know whether what the old monk said was true or not, so he frowned and asked, "Is the master really traveling around? What should we do if something happens in the future?"

Ling Xiao consoled him, "If anything else, we still have our Taoist priest. He is just lazy, otherwise why would he ask the old monk for a mere amulet?"

Lu Xun smiled without saying anything, just looking at the phone in his hand.

Sure enough, within just a dozen seconds the old monk called again.

Lu Xun didn't answer and hung up directly.

After hanging up on the old monk three times in a row, the old monk finally sent a message.

I sent three voice messages, all sixty seconds long.

Lu Xun didn't click to listen, just waited quietly.

I didn’t click on it until I saw one that was only five seconds long.

"Let your little house sparrow out!"

Lu Xun then smiled and put down his phone.

He took out a folded paper crane from his pocket and walked to the bed. He bit his finger and tapped the crane's eyes twice. He muttered something and shook his hand. The paper crane in his palm flapped its wings and flew out.

Ling Xiao leaned forward and looked at the three voice messages sent by the old monk on Lu Xun's phone.

I couldn't help but ask, "What did the old monk say? Why don't you click on it and listen?"

"Click on it if you want to listen!"

With Lu Xun's permission, Ling Xiao reached out and clicked on it, but after listening to it for a few seconds she quickly clicked it away, then clicked on the next one, this time even faster, and gave up on the third one.

"Don't they say monks can't swear?"

Ling Xiao was almost becoming autistic. Fortunately, he had taught the little monk to be well-behaved, but he didn't expect that he would be so... natural to Buddhism.

Lan Qing has always respected the old monk, but at this moment, he felt like his filter was shattered.

Lu Xun was still waiting by the window, but he turned around and leaned on the windowsill.

"I thought you would be used to seeing his Moments every day!"

Thinking of the old monk’s circle of friends, Ling Xiao fell silent.

"Today's salvation has been completed, Amitabha!"

The accompanying picture is a roast duck.

“Do one good deed a day, there is no greater good than that!”

The accompanying picture shows a user named Dashi giving a carnival reward to a beautiful anchor.

“Be positive every day, and money will come from all directions!

The accompanying picture is a nine-grid selfie of Zhidian.

Lan Qing didn’t know that Zhidian had a circle of friends, so she asked Ling Xiao to recommend him to her.

Before Ling Xiao could refuse, Lu Xun took the lead and said, "In the past, he was restrained when he was on the mountain with the Buddha watching over him. Now that he is off the mountain and there is no Buddha watching over him, I am afraid that he will start a live broadcast and ask you donors to give him rewards. It is better to pretend that you don't know!"

As soon as Lu Xun finished speaking, Ling Xiao suddenly screamed.

"This master is really him. He really is telling people's fortunes on live broadcast. A firework can be used to ask whether a love confession is successful, a Porsche can be used to ask whether a contract can be signed successfully, a music box can be used to ask about offspring, a cruise ship can be used to ask about the recent wealth arrangement, an airship can be used to check the Feng Shui of the grave, and a carnival can be used to tell about past and present lives!"

Fu Ye and Lan Qing didn’t understand any of this. Looking at the old monk who had been beautified, they were still a little unsure whether it was him.

"Xiaoxiao, is this really the master?"

"It has to be, but the beauty filter has made all the wrinkles disappear!"

"Why don't I give him a tip? How much is this carnival?"

"Mom, please stop. You support him with apprentices and give him rewards every day. You flatter him!"

Huang Jiahui didn't want to give a tip, but just asked curiously: "Xiaoxiao, how much does this carnival cost? It sounds so cool to be able to watch past and present lives!"

"Three thousand yuan. I don't doubt his ability, but I doubt his integrity. Three thousand yuan depends on his past and present lives. I think it's probably just a scam!"

"The master is not that kind of person. How about we give it a try?"

Lan Qing still wanted to give the master a reward. When he thought that such a highly respected master now had to make money by fortune-telling, Lan Qing felt so distressed.

Fu Ye agreed, immediately took out his mobile phone, downloaded the app, registered an account and entered the live broadcast room.

"Xiaoxiao, what should I do?"

"Dad, let me try first!"

Ling Xiao said as he gave a reward for a carnival.

The old monk who was originally concentrating on writing something suddenly raised his head, and when he saw Carnival, his brows and eyes disappeared with smiles.

"Thank you to this dear friend of Lao Yan for the gift of Carnival. Please tell me your date of birth and I will calculate your past and present lives for you."

Ling Xiao was not vague and directly reported her original birth date.

The old monk was still concentrating on painting something, and some netizens asked him what he was doing.

The old monk did not hide anything and said frankly: "A donor asked me for a few amulets. It's urgent. I will work overtime to draw them!"

Hearing this, Ling Xiao looked at Lu Xun with eyes wide open.

"Master, are you sure that the old monk's amulet can really deal with the professor's methods?"

This is too perfunctory.

"He may be dishonest, but his magic is still decent!"

By then, with the help of his Taoist magic, not to mention Lin You, even the person behind Lin You would be able to take their lives in one go.

After Lu Xun said this, Ling Xiao didn't know what to say and could only urge the old monk.

"Master, why don't you calculate it for me? Can you be a little more professional?"

However, netizens who were asking for amulets soon took Ling Xiao’s words to the top of the list.

"You want a lucky charm? Look here, my dears. First, click to follow, then send a little heart, and then go to the store's window to look around. There are all kinds of lucky charms, house-guarding charms, evil-dispelling charms, and exam-passing charms. If they don't work, I'll double your money.

But I have to say this in advance. Those poor students should not waste their money. I am not the God of Literature. If you don’t learn anything, the Buddha can’t do anything to you. You still have to learn a little when you should! "

Ling Xiao really went to look through Zhidian’s window display, and there were quite a few things.

The amulet costs eighty-eight yuan each, buy five and fifteen will be delivered!

Ling Xiao was so angry that he laughed. He actually tried to be stingy with the Taoist priest for such a cheap amulet.

Just at this time, the old monk finally finished drawing the amulet that Lu Xun wanted.

After folding it, it suddenly moved to the side, but came back quickly.

"Is that old Yan's sweetheart netizen still here? I'm not saying anything, baby, but we shouldn't use this name. Most people can't handle it. Let me take a look at your birth date..."

The old monk was calculating with his calculator as he spoke, and suddenly froze in the middle of his speech.