The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

If there is anyone other than his family who can tolerate Ling Xiao's sharp tongue, it is probably Lin You.

No matter what Ling Xiao said, he always smiled and took her and the little monk to the living room in the basement to sit down first.

"Please sit down for a moment. The gifts are in the storage room. I'll be right back!"

After saying that, Lin You took a few quick steps and disappeared.

"Little monk, tell me honestly, do you have any spiritual power? Is there anything strange in this basement?"

The little monk sat quietly on the sofa and said calmly, "I only saw three strange things: the Buddha statue over there, the incense burner on the coffee table, and the painting on the wall!"

"?"

Ling Xiao was speechless. He stood up and dragged the little monk upstairs. But when they reached the entrance to the basement, they found that there was no door where there should be a door. It was clearly a solid wall.

Seeing this, Ling Xiao pulled the little monk and turned around, picked up the incense burner on the coffee table and wanted to put out the incense with water, but after turning around, he didn't see a drop of water.

There was no other way, Ling Xiao had to find something to wrap the incense burner to prevent the smoke from escaping.

"In fact, we were already infected when we inhaled the smoke when we came in. It's no use trying to put it out now!"

The little monk still looked calm and not panicked at all.

Seeing that he was not panicking, Ling Xiao also stopped panicking.

I took out my cell phone and wanted to call Lu Xun, but then I realized there was no signal down there.

She was no longer afraid, thinking that Lu Xun and Huang Jiahui would definitely look for her if she didn't go out for a long time.

Sit down firmly on the sofa.

Pointing at the Buddha statue over there, he asked, "What's wrong with that Buddha statue?"

"I've never seen that Buddha statue before, so it's not right!"

"..."

"You must know that portrait!"

"That person knows that there is an evil spirit hidden in the painting... The evil spirit has come out and is lying on your shoulder!"

His body shuddered, Ling Xiao looked straight ahead.

"The left?"

Just now I suddenly felt a chill on the left side of my neck and thought it was due to the air conditioner vent.

"Yes!"

"Can you drive it away?"

"I tried, but she wouldn't leave!"

"Then just ask her to leave!" Ling Xiao was really speechless. If he had known earlier, he should have brought Lu Xun down with him.

No, if I had known, I wouldn’t have cheated on that small gift.

The little monk shrugged and said helplessly: "The little monk has not yet learned the lion's roar of Buddhism!"

"Okay, okay, just tell me what you can do. No, just tell me if you can take me out."

"Try it!"

The little monk stood up and walked around, then came back.

"Little monk can't!"

"?"

Didn't he try? Did he try hard?

Is he immortal? Is he fearless?

"I'm really impressed by you. Tell me, besides eating, what else can you do?"

"With the little monk here, they won't be able to deceive the donors, and at least they won't be scared to death!"

"Scare me to death? Haha..."

"Amitabha, the little monk forgot that the donor had seen the boundless hell!"

After saying that, the little monk waved his hand, and the originally bright and tidy basement living room suddenly turned into the underworld hell.

"Wow, it's so real, it feels like I'm back home..."

With a cry of surprise, Ling Xiao looked at the little monk with such a glare that it seemed as if his eyeballs were about to be gouged out.

"I'll count to three, two..."

Before San could utter a word, the horrifying scene disappeared again and the scene became the living room again.

"Don't worry, benefactor. If benefactor Lu doesn't see us getting out, he will come looking for us!"

"Oh, I'm afraid he won't be able to come down either!"

Since Lin You has made such a big move, how could he not consider this?

Either the time above is also messed up, or the time below is different from that above.

Even if they stay here until they die, it may only be a matter of minutes.

I can’t even think about foreign aid, I have to do it myself.

Thinking of this, Ling Xiao stood up and went to the place where Lin You had just disappeared.

There was clearly a door there just now and they watched him go in, but now there was nothing here, which meant that apart from this living room, they couldn't go anywhere else.

By then, even if they are not suffocated or frightened to death, they will die of starvation and thirst.

"I remember an old friend once told me that every formation must have a core, and the formation can be broken as long as the core is destroyed!"

"Donor, you are right. Master once said that too!"

"Then your master never told you how to find the center of the formation?"

"I did, but I was dizzy after eating mushrooms that day, so I didn't remember it!"

"The colorful and pretty mushrooms you picked?"

"Yes, it's very fresh. Next time I go back to the mountain, I will definitely bring some back for you!"

"No, you're welcome!"

After chatting with the little monk for a while, Ling Xiao started walking around again. After looking around, he found that the Buddha statue and the painting looked a little suspicious.

"If we destroy this painting, do you think we can break the formation?"

"The little monk doesn't know, but if the painting is destroyed, the evil spirit will have no home!"

"Oh, you are such a kind person. You are still considering whether the evil spirits have a home at this time!"

The little monk pursed his lips in grievance and explained: "Donor, if you go out to work and come home tired after a day and find that your home is gone, what will you do?"

"Then everyone will have a hard time..."

Ling Xiao stopped talking midway and glanced at his shoulder which he couldn't see anything from, but he felt nothing except a stronger chill.

"What about this Buddha statue? How about I smash it? Since you don't recognize it anyway, it means it's not serious!"

"The sin of destroying Buddha will be difficult to erase in eight lifetimes. You are not even qualified to be an animal. If you insist on destroying Buddha, please wait for a few minutes until the little monk enters into a state of meditation and closes his five senses before destroying him!"

"Depend on!"

Putting down the Buddha statue awkwardly, Ling Xiao really couldn't see any place in the living room that looked like the center of the formation.

If I had known this day would come, I should have learned a few tricks from the Taoist priest.

"By the way, I heard that boy's urine can ward off evil spirits!"

Thinking of Fan Tianzhi that night, Ling Xiao suddenly had an idea.

"The little monk only has one pee, which can't cover the whole room, unless he finds the center of the formation!"

"Ah... I'm so annoyed. This won't work and that won't work. Tell me, how are we going to go out? If there's a red envelope, I'm thinking of asking for one for you. You can't just receive without doing any work!"

"Amitabha, the little monk has done his best, otherwise the donor would have seen the evil spirit licking your ears right now!"

"Shut up!"

I don’t know if it’s a psychological feeling, but Ling Xiao always feels that his ears are sticky.

At this moment, in another room, Lin You looked at the person on the screen and couldn't help but smile at a person hiding under a white cloak next to him.

"I didn't expect she was so brave!"

The man under the cloak said in a voice like nails scratching a blackboard: "It's not that she is brave, it's the little monk next to her who covered her eyes!"

"No wonder, it looks like we need to add some fuel to the fire, this is so boring!"

"Then let her see what the underworld hell looks like!"

The man in the white cloak spoke and picked up a talisman paper, gently rolled it with his fingertips, and it suddenly started to burn. Then Ling Xiao and the little monk on the screen changed their expressions.