The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

Ling Xiao really intended to send the few remaining skin care products of Lan Qing to the Second Madam. After all, she was a psychopath and she was not afraid of anyone.

In the end, he was stopped by Lan Qing, and he returned a gift of similar value to the one the Second Madam gave to Ling Xiao the night before.

On the way to the second wife's house, Ling Xiao carried the little monk and brainwashed him over and over again.

"The Buddha said if I don't go to hell, who will? The Buddha also said if you want to leave the world you must first enter the world. The Buddha also said that wine and meat pass through the intestines but remain in the Buddha's heart. Little monk, you are still not proficient in Buddhism and cannot see through these.

Look at you, Mr. Lu. He originally said that he only eats vegetarian food, but now he has suddenly realized that he is eating big crabs, big abalones and big seafood. His body is getting stronger and stronger. Look at your small body, and you always stay up late to play games. If you don't eat more good food, how can you grow taller?"

"Amitabha, the donor's words are very polite. I will ask the master for advice and he will make the final decision!"

The little monk was about to take out his cell phone, which scared Ling Xiao so much that he quickly covered his cell phone.

"You are stupid, kid. Who is your master? Think about why he ordered more than 200,000 snacks after you came down the mountain? Have you ever thought about what kind of snacks can be worth so much money?

Meat, kid, how much can a little instant noodle and potato chips be worth? More than 200,000 is enough to buy his factory. Only meat, and the best stuff, can be worth so much money. "

"Donor, are you saying that Master has started eating meat?"

"Hey, what do you mean? What does it mean to eat meat? It means to provide material things to nourish the spirit. The Buddha is so busy that he doesn't have time to take care of you. Look at the martial artists since ancient times. Who doesn't eat meat and drink wine with big mouthfuls?

But since you are underage, you can drink, but you have to prepare the meat. If you really can't get over it, you can prepare seafood or something else."

"Amitabha, I understand. Eating meat will make you grow meat. Only by growing meat can you have the strength to practice martial arts and fight against demons and defend the Dao!"

With a clap of his hands, Ling Xiao gave the little monk a thumbs up.

"That's right, we are here to eliminate evil on behalf of the Buddha!"

"Amitabha, I understand!"

"Also, when you get there, you can't mention Amitabha and Xiaoseng all the time. I'll be watching you. If you mention it once, your phone will be suspended for a day. If you mention it three times, your phone will be confiscated. Do you hear me?"

After saying that, he took out a baseball cap and put it on the little monk's head.

The Second Lady also held her birthday party in her own villa. Although the Second Lady's villa was not as impressive as the manor of Master Fu's family, the entire area was not as big as Master Fu's garden.

But it is quite impressive to have such a big villa in Hong Kong, and this area is much more prosperous than the area where Mr. Fu’s manor is located.

Because there was a stage and tables with drinks and snacks in the yard, everyone's cars were parked outside.

Fortunately, the second lady had already made arrangements so the guests would have a place to park.

The place where we get off the bus is only two minutes away from the villa.

Several people had to get out of the car and walk over.

"Mom, do you think the first and third wives can come to the second wife's birthday party?"

"It's hard to say whether Hua Jiao will come, but Sister Qin will definitely come. Their friendship has never been hidden from the public!"

This was the first time Ling Xiao knew the names of the two, so he asked, "Mom, what's the name of the second wife?"

"Wei Jin! She is the most knowledgeable among the three ladies. Not only does she run her own psychological counseling hospital and has a doctorate in psychology, she is also a visiting professor at the University of Hong Kong. She goes there to give lectures to students once a month!"

"Oh, she is your colleague after all, so should I be more polite?"

"You are always so sensible, which is a good thing. But when Mommy and Daddy are around, you can still release your nature and act like a child. Otherwise, Mommy will be really heartbroken. I owe you so much for so many years!"

"I got it, Mom!" Ling Xiao gave Lan Qing a sly smile, then took Lan Qing's arm affectionately and went to the villa.

"My mother, the second lady, asked me to sing tonight. I sing very well. I will sing for you tonight!"

"Okay, Minmin also said that you sing very well. Mommy hasn't heard it yet. Second Madam is so lucky!"

"Of course not! She is very lucky!"

Lin Dong and Ke Min walked in front to clear the way. After listening to the conversation behind them, Lin Dong couldn't help but ask, "Can Xiaoxiao really sing? The liquor song he sang last time was a bit scary."

Everyone was singing well at first, but her voice distracted them all.

Lin Dong no longer dared to imagine what kind of disaster movie it would be if she went on stage to sing tonight.

"No, Xiaoxiao is really good at singing. If she wants, she can definitely debut as a singer!"

"you sure?"

"Of course. I sang a song at Sister Shuang's bar last time, and the guests loved it!"

"No, no, I think her smile is not normal!"

After such a long period of contact, Lin Dong has some understanding of Ling Xiao and the others.

From his professional bodyguard's perspective, she definitely wasn't holding her fart well.

The ghost messengers following around were drinking coconut milk and eating roasted hearts.

A was the first to speak: "I'm not saying anything, this little bodyguard has a good eye, just look at that young lady and she's right!"

C sneered: "Humph, I can guess what she is up to if she changes her breathing!"

Ding covered his mouth and laughed secretly: "Third brother, your taste is a bit strong. Why do you always sniff other people's farts?"

"I'm going to stab you to death!"

B, who has always been against gambling, proposed for the first time today: "Brothers, do you want to gamble?"

The three ghosts came up immediately and asked, "What's the bet?"

"Let's bet on whether she can sing well tonight or whether she will do something naughty!"

"Do we even need to gamble on this? Tsk, boring! I knew you wouldn't be able to come up with anything good!"

B wanted to argue, but was suddenly sucked away by suction.

"What? We can't get close to that girl now? It's as if what he thinks is a hot commodity is also considered by others to be a hot commodity. If it weren't for this job, who would want to be around her every day?"

Bing looked at the four ghosts who suddenly came to Lu Xun in silence and couldn't help but complain.

B covered his mouth with his hand and winked at him vigorously.

Fortunately, Lu Xun didn't say anything, but just said in a voice that they could hear: "There is an expert in this villa, one of you should go check it out, let's go with you!"

Lu Xun said as he looked towards Bing's shadow.

Bingle went out for a walk and immediately agreed happily.

After Bing left, Lu Xun took a step back and waited until everyone came to the front. Then he took out three folded yellow talismans and gently rolled them with his fingers. The yellow talismans then burned with blue flames.

It disappeared in just a moment.

"This talisman can conceal your aura and prevent it from leaking out and being detected by the magician. Remember to protect her closely!"

Jia looked at the yellow talisman on his chest, and then the three ghosts looked at each other.

In the end, A spoke first.

"What about the third brother?"

"Oh, I forgot there was one more. I didn't prepare that many. So, let it be. He's so capable, maybe he'll be fine!"

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