The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

Thinking of this, Lu Xun suddenly turned and looked at Ling Xiao.

"Wife, is it okay for you to play a depressed patient?"

Ling Xiao was stunned, rolled his eyes and said: "Your rude request has already made me depressed, you'd better give me a reason not to kill you, otherwise..."

Raising his little fist threateningly, Ling Xiao bared his teeth at him viciously.

"I want to meet the second lady. She has a master by her side!"

"Tall man? How tall? About 1.98 meters?"

"..."

In the lobby of a well-known mental hospital in Hong Kong, Ling Xiao spent a huge amount of money to buy a 10 o'clock number for the director's appointment from a scalper.

Because it was the dean's number, a nurse immediately led them through the VIP channel and went upstairs directly.

"Master, don't you think it's a bit unreasonable for such a high-end hospital to have scalpers?"

When they arrived outside the dean's office, Ling Xiao suddenly stopped and asked.

Lu Xun really had no answer to this question.

To be honest, the first time he knew about scalpers was when Fei Qianfeng bet on the horse racing track. He didn't expect that there were scalpers in the hospital as well.

He still doesn't understand why such a cunning person would call Huangniu such an honest name.

"Now that we're here, let's go in and take a look first!"

The young nurse arrived at the door and knocked. When she heard the sound of someone coming in, she opened the door and signaled the two to go in.

After the two of them went in, the young nurse considerately closed the office door.

"Wait for me a moment, it will be ready soon!"

The man behind the desk was looking down at some documents and spoke without raising his head.

Instead, the woman who looked like an assistant next to them led the two to the reception area with a smile.

"Would you like coffee or tea?"

"I want both. Two cups of each. Coffee with sugar and milk. If there are cakes, that would be even better. Three pieces of each flavor. I can eat two by myself."

After spending all the money, you should at least get some of it back on food and drink.

The assistant was stunned for a moment, but soon nodded with a smile and went out to prepare.

While waiting, Ling Xiao looked around the second wife's office.

As expected of the ex-wife of the boss of Hongxing, she is very wealthy.

An office is about one hundred or so square meters.

However, what attracted Ling Xiao's attention most was a familiar yellow paper crane placed on the bookshelf over there.

Pulling Lu Xun's arm, Ling Xiao pointed at the paper crane and looked at it inquiringly.

Seeing Lu Xun nodded, Ling Xiao didn't ask any more questions.

Fortunately, the second lady over there was busy quickly.

When he raised his head and saw Ling Xiao and Lu Xun sitting over there, he was stunned at first, then stood up and walked over with a smile.

"Ms. Ling? How could it be you!"

The computer clearly said that there was a patient with depression, but she didn't think that the little ancestor who was complaining about everything last night was suspected of having depression.

Seeing the second lady coming over, Ling Xiao sighed heavily.

"Oh, I don't want to live anymore. Life is so boring. Second Madam, there are so many rich people in the world, why can't there be one more like me?"

"..."

For a moment, the second wife didn't know how to answer.

After being absent-minded for a moment, he smiled and said, "Ms. Ling is really humorous. It's not an exaggeration to say that the Huang family is as rich as a country. If a little princess like you feels poor, how can we live?"

"Second Madam, what you said is wrong. I am poor but ambitious. I have hands and feet. Do I have to rely on my parents for support? I can't afford to lose face.

I really don't want to live anymore, Madam. If I jump off your place, can I be reborn as a rich person?"

I've seen many psychopaths, but it's rare to see one who is so organized.

"Haha, Miss Ling, stop making fun of me. According to seniority, I am your elder. How can a younger generation tease an elder like this?"

"No, I'm not teasing you, I really don't want to live anymore, but I can't bear to leave my boyfriend, but he doesn't want to die with me.

Last night I heard that you run a mental hospital. I got up early but I was late. Your number was snatched away by a scalper. I spent a thousand yuan to buy you from a scalper!"

"This one……"

Before the Second Madam explained the matter of the scalper, Ling Xiao continued.

"Second Madam, today you either persuade me to give up the idea of ​​dying, or persuade my boyfriend to die with me.

We have brought people here for you. You can choose which of the two jobs is easier. If you are unsure, we can accept you to do them one by one. But first of all, it is almost time for dinner, so you have to pay for the meals.”

"..."

The Second Madam no longer wanted to talk. If her own son had not asked her to meet these two people today, she would not have stayed here no matter what.

This is clearly a deliberate attempt to find trouble.

However, since her son has given the order, the second wife still has to cooperate.

"Haha, of course we have to eat. Even if you didn't ask me, I would have treated you to lunch. Speaking of eating, I remembered something. Tomorrow night is my 60th birthday.

My son insisted on holding a birthday party for me, and was just about to send the invitation to your house today. I didn’t expect to see you by chance. You must come when the time comes!"

The second lady stood up and went to the desk and took out an invitation from the drawer.

Invite Huang Furong's whole family to a certain place to attend a certain birthday party.

Ling Xiao didn't refuse and stuffed it directly into his bag.

Then he said, "Second Madam, I'm not married yet, so I don't need to give a gift, right?"

"...No, I'm very happy that you can come!"

"Okay, we will definitely be there. I'm not being picky, Second Madam, but I heard that you guys charge for your psychiatric consultations. So what we just talked about shouldn't be counted, right? Otherwise, my depression might get worse, and it wouldn't be good if you died then!"

The second wife already wanted to kick him out.

"Haha, Xiaoxiao, you are just living too depressed. You shouldn't think too much when you are young. You need to open your heart. I heard that you sing very well. So, I have invited a few singers to perform at my house tomorrow night. You can also go on stage and sing a few songs. It will be of great help to your condition."

"No, no, no, I can't do that. People sing for money, but I sing for my life. You can't let my little illness make your guests depressed on your wedding day!"

"Haha, you're joking again. It's settled..."

"I'm telling you, Madam, what's wrong with your assistant? Is she stuck in a maze? Why did she take so long to pour a cup of tea? Shouldn't she wait until we left before bringing it to her? And then she stuffed the whole thing into her stomach. I noticed she was a little fat just now. Isn't this the first time she's done this?"

The assistant had just walked to the door with a large tray when he heard this and his face suddenly turned half dark.

For a moment she was neither able to advance nor retreat.

In the end, I had to ask the secretary over there to bring it in.

"Ms. Ling, please sit down for a while. I'll go and arrange some seats for lunch. We'll have lunch together!"

"Okay, okay, you go ahead and do your thing. Don't prepare too much. My parents recently hired a new cook, and I've had enough of all those delicacies.

You can just order some home-cooked dishes like fish maw stewed chicken, sea urchin steamed egg, or salt and pepper mantis shrimp!"