The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

However, Ling Xiao still underestimated Lu Xun's ability.

Seeing that she seemed to no longer have the discomfort of a hangover, he put one hand behind his head and put his other big hand around Ling Xiao's slender waist.

"You're right. We've already established our relationship, so it's only natural for me to take care of you. But as a girlfriend, shouldn't you also take care of your boyfriend's emotions?"

As soon as Lu Xun finished speaking, he pulled Ling Xiao back with his big hand, and the unsuspecting Ling Xiao fell into his arms.

This pounce scared Ling Xiao so much that he subconsciously wanted to run.

But Lu Xun had his arms around her waist so he wouldn't let her run away.

"What? Last night you cried and wanted to rush over to me, and when I refused to hold you, you threatened to break up with me. Now you don't want to hug me anymore? I didn't expect you to be so hypocritical!"

Ling Xiao could not stand Lu Xun's provocation. He did not run away and just lay in his arms.

The little hand hooked the strap of his vest and slowly pulled it down, revealing something that the little monk was not allowed to see.

Then he pressed it with his fingers, and Lu Xun's body trembled. He suddenly took back the hand that was behind his head and then circled it to the back of her head.

Does this damn girl really think he is a vegetarian?

He was a vegetarian only to make his body more suitable for practicing martial arts, not because of Taoist restraint.

Taoism is neither Confucianism nor Buddhism.

There are only four words in his mind: Tao follows nature.

Everything follows your heart and nature, and everything else is just floating clouds.

Now that she dared to tease him so openly, if he remained indifferent, it would not be in accordance with Taoist etiquette, but would mean that he was useless.

Turning over and pressing the person under him, Lu Xun lowered his head and kissed him without any hesitation.

No matter what, he couldn’t wait until the wedding. The restraint in Lu Xun’s heart was like a flood.

Sloping down.

"Boom!"

Just when Ling Xiao finally came in and the two of them were about to take the next step, the door was suddenly banged loudly.

The person who came knocked and shouted.

"Donor, donor, it's bad, the donors downstairs are fighting with each other, donor, please go down and take a look, otherwise the donor will be beaten to death by you!"

Who else could it be if not the little monk?

After bringing the guy to the room last night, he originally said he was going back upstairs to Lu Xun's room to sleep, but Mu Zhizhi was worried about those two guys.

It was not convenient for her to stay and take care of them, so she moved Mu Fei's snacks and game console over and asked the little monk to stay in the room to take care of the two of them.

If you are thirsty, pour some water for me. If you want to vomit, throw me to the bathroom.

It was a quiet night, and the two of them slept like dead pigs.

Apart from the deafening snoring, there was nothing else going on until Fan Tianzhi was woken up by the urge to urinate.

When he came back from the bathroom, he saw the little monk sitting cross-legged on the floor at the end of the bed. This scared Fan Tianzhi so much that he sobered up half way.

In a blink of an eye, I saw a shadow on the bed again, and all the alcohol was gone.

When he turned on the light and saw Lin Dong lying on his bed, Fan Tianzhi suddenly stiffened, and then he became like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

He let out a loud cry.

Then he started talking about Lin Dong like crazy.

Lin Dong was woken up by him. When he saw Fan Tianzhi wanted to fight with him like a madman, he joined in the fight without thinking.

The young monk wanted to stop them, but he failed to separate the two crazy people after rushing in several times.

Especially Fan Tianzhi, he seemed to be fighting to the death.

With no other choice, he had to go upstairs to ask Lu Xun for help. Unexpectedly, there was no one in Lu Xun's room, so he had to knock on Ling Xiao's door again.

When the little monk saw Lu Xun coming out of Ling Xiao's room with a gloomy face, his mouth was so full that it could almost fit a goose egg.

Lu Xun ignored him and strode down the stairs. Ling Xiao followed closely behind him. After taking two steps, he turned back and spoke to the little monk in a threatening manner.

"You didn't see anything. You called your donor Lu from your room, did you know that?"

"Amitabha!"

The young monk clasped his hands together, worried that he would be silenced.

Mu Zhizhi downstairs had been woken up. In the past, if she had just blinked her eyes, Fan Tianzhi would have immediately behaved like a dog.

But today he completely ignored Mu Zhizhi who was shouting at them to stop, and instead beat him even harder.

It was not until Lu Xun went over and pressed the acupoints of the two men that the two men stopped fighting.

"what happened?"

Turning around and asking the little monk coming down from behind, Lu Xun went over and pressed the curtain switch.

At this moment, the sky outside was already turning pale.

Although the little monk was puzzled, he still told the story honestly.

Mu Zhizhi was stunned after hearing this.

"Is he possessed by a ghost? He can fight even when he is sleeping soundly?"

Although Fan Tianzhi cannot speak, he can hear with his ears.

When he heard Mu Zhizhi's words, he didn't get angry, but his lips trembled in grievance.

Seeing that he was acting very strangely, Lu Xun came up to him and said, "I'll unblock your acupuncture points, but you can't do anything else. If you agree, just blink!"

He blinked, indicating his agreement with Lu Xun.

Unexpectedly, Lu Xun pinched Lin Dong's neck as soon as he untied his hands. Lu Xun was so angry that he pressed his acupoints and then carried him to the yard and made him stand.

"If you don't listen, just stand outside and clear your head!"

At this moment, even if Fan Tianzhi wanted to say a thousand words to keep Lu Xun, he couldn't say a single word.

I could only watch Lu Xun enter the room.

After returning and untying Lin Dong's acupuncture points, Lu Xun apologized and asked, "Didn't you two already become brothers last night? Why are you fighting again?"

Lin Dong was even more confused than Lu Xun.

"I'm really sorry, I really didn't know anything. I was half asleep when he suddenly woke me up and punched me. He didn't even give me a chance to ask questions!"

Lin Dong's skills are superior to Fan Tianzhi's. Since Fan Tianzhi is unwilling to say it, he doesn't mind fighting with him.

"Forget about it for now and let him sober up. But you should go back quickly to prevent him from going crazy again!"

Lin Dong didn't dare to stay. He nodded at them and quickly left the room.

When he came out of the small building, he saw Fan Tianzhi standing motionless in the garden at the door, and Lin Dong almost laughed out loud.

He walked around Fan Tianzhi and said, "Look at you, why are you like a mad dog? You can't stop talking. I have to go to work today, so I won't go crazy with you. Bye!"

After being disturbed by the two men's noise, several people lost their sleepiness and simply got up early.

While having morning tea with Lan Qingfu Ye, Ling Xiao saw Fan Tianzhi’s fresh circle of friends.

"I'm dirty. I'm no longer the pure and clean reserve for my wife. God, please make it rain. Make it rain harder than the night Yiping went to ask for living expenses. I have to wash myself clean before I can face my pure wife."

After looking at Fan Tianzhi's friend with a frown on his face, Ling Xiao said speechlessly, "What the hell is wrong with him?"

Lu Xun seemed to have guessed something and said with a smile: "Maybe he had a dream that he shouldn't have had!"

He had already confirmed with the little monk that the two of them fell into a deep sleep as soon as they entered the room last night, so there was nothing unusual.

So this could only be a dream, and he mistakenly thought that he had done something with Lin Dong after drinking.

A long time later, Ling Xiao asked about this matter, and just as Lu Xun guessed, he was really dreaming.

I dreamed that he and Mu Zhizhi had a romantic night. I was drunk at the time and thought it was real.

When he saw that it was Lin Dong on the bed, he thought that something happened between him and Lin Dong, which was why he wanted to kill him.