The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

He has been living a too repressed life. He needs to be released, completely released, and say goodbye to the past once and for all.

The same thing happened to Lan Minglang. When he heard Huang Jiahui say he wanted to sing, he was the first to raise his hand to agree.

"Well, since we are so happy and relaxed today, we should sing. How about a soju song?"

Lan Minglang's proposal was unanimously agreed upon.

Except for the little monk.

He was seen sitting cross-legged on the ground, staring at Lu Xun with tears in his eyes.

Others didn't see it but he saw it clearly. It was obvious that Lin Dong had the upper hand, and Fan Tianzhi would lose in two minutes at most.

But Lu Xun suddenly made a small move at that time, causing Lin Dong to slip.

It didn't matter that he slipped, as his dream of sleeping among a pile of snacks was shattered.

"Don't look at me like that!"

Lu Xun didn't bother to pay attention to him. He folded his hands behind his head and lay relaxedly on the outdoor chair.

"You cheated, you lied to the kids!"

"You are already thirteen years old this year. If it were thousands of years ago, you would have been able to start a family. You are not considered a child!"

"No, eighteen is an adult!"

"Yeah, whatever!"

"You are a big liar. You clearly told Master to give me lots of snacks, but you didn't buy anything. Now I win snacks with my own ability and you want to interfere!"

As the little monk spoke, tears began to fall.

But those eyes still stared at Lu Xun stubbornly.

He really couldn't bear to think about why he had accepted such an evil disciple in his previous life. He was definitely not his disciple.

"Hold back your tears!"

"No, you big liar!"

"..." With a long sigh, Lu Xun straightened up and tilted his head to look at the little monk. He stared at him for a long while before speaking softly.

"Little monk, if one day I'm not with her, can you protect her for me?"

"..." The little monk refused to pay any attention to this cheating liar.

"Tomorrow I will take you to buy snacks, a whole cart of snacks, but you have to promise me that you will protect her when I am not with her!"

Even with the ghost messenger around, Lu Xun still couldn't feel at ease.

"Master only asked me to protect you, not her!"

"But I get snacks if I follow her, but I don't!"

"..." The little monk hesitated for a moment, but finally said firmly: "I only listen to Master. Master said that you have a blood disaster, but he didn't say that she has!"

"Little monk, if you don't want me to throw you back up the mountain tomorrow, you'd better agree now!"

As if the threat was not enough, Lu Xun said, "I fast for half a month every month. Are you sure you want to follow me?"

"Half a month? Is that so long?"

"It's not that long. It's possible to live without eating alone!"

After saying this, Lu Xun glanced at the little monk, then looked at the figure not far away who was singing and dancing with everyone.

The thought of the possibility of separation made Lu Xun feel anxious and he couldn't feel at ease for even a moment.

"Okay, then I promise you, if you buy me snacks tomorrow!"

"make a deal!"

Over there, Ling Xiao was singing happily with a few people and didn't notice the strangeness of the two people, one big and one small, here.

"My brother and friend asked me to drink soju, and I drank until I was almost dead... Zhujiang Jinwei Qingdao has rice wine if you want to drink it, and a group of friends walked around the street drunk!"

Everyone except Lu Xun and the little monk was drunk.

When it was dazzling, Ling Xiao realized that there were originally seven people dancing together, but somehow they became eight people.

She thought it was Lu Xun who came over, but when she turned around, she saw Lu Xun still lying on the chair over there, talking to the little monk.

Rubbing her eyes, Ling Xiao discovered that there seemed to be an extra girl. Just when she thought she must have drunk too much, she saw Lan Minglang hugging the girl and kissing her.

She seemed to remember something in a daze and was about to go over to say hello, when she saw Lin Dong and Fan Tianzhi fighting again.

The reason was that Lin Dong wanted to dance with Mu Zhizhi, but Fan Tianzhi disagreed, and then the two of them started dancing the cha-cha together.

Then Ling Xiao remembered nothing. When she opened her eyes again, she felt like her bladder was about to explode.

I was about to rush into the bathroom at the speed of light, but as soon as I moved, I felt something holding me back and I couldn't move.

Oh shit, he couldn’t have been kidnapped because he was drunk.

"woke up?"

Just when I was getting scared, Lu Xun's hoarse and tired voice suddenly came from above my head.

"Taoist priest?"

"Well, it looks like he's really awake!"

Lu Xun said this and finally released his hands from around Ling Xiao.

Just as he was about to turn around to turn on the light, before he could touch the switch, he saw the figure on the bed suddenly jump up and rush into the bathroom like a ghost.

When Ling Xiao came out of the bathroom, he realized that it was still dark outside.

Looking at Lu Xun, who was only wearing a white vest on the bed, Ling Xiao's body suddenly stiffened.

Lu Xun knew from the look on her face that she must have been drunk.

Then he frowned slightly and asked, "What? You don't remember anything about last night?"

"What happened last night?"

Ling Xiao's voice trembled a little, but she was not a feudal and conservative person.

But after being a virgin for two lifetimes, she really couldn't accept that her first time might be gone so suddenly.

"It seems like I really don't remember anything!"

Lu Xun stood up slightly and leaned against the head of the bed, pulling the silk quilt up slightly to cover his abdominal muscles.

It would have been fine if he hadn't pulled, but when he did, Ling Xiao felt like he was struck by lightning.

There was only one thought in my mind: It's over, all over.

His voice became more shaky when he spoke.

"I was...drunk last night, wasn't I?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"Haha, yes, so I was drunk and unconscious, and you carried me up here?"

She knew her drinking behavior. Although she was usually rude, she would never act crazy when she was drunk.

As long as she drank herself to death, then nothing should have happened last night. No, no, if that was the case, why was Lu Xun in her room?

When she found out about this, he acted as if it was a matter of course and even looked like he wanted to accuse her.

Thinking of this, Ling Xiao panicked again.

"I carried you up here..."

"Haha, thank you. Are you drunk too?"

I didn't seem to see him drinking last night, so Ling Xiao felt guilty when he said this.

"I don't drink. I thought you knew that, but I didn't expect you didn't know. Xiaoxiao, it's not appropriate to be someone's girlfriend and not even know this basic information, right?"

"I, of course I know, so if you weren't drunk, why did you sleep in my room last night? Did you take advantage of me when I was drunk?

Lu Xun, let me tell you, although we have already confirmed our relationship, I am a traditional and conservative woman at heart. Your taking advantage of others like this really chills me, very chills me!"

Ling Xiao's accusation was so righteous that he was almost crying, but he tried to squeeze out no tears at all, so he had to give up.

Lu Xun watched her pretending calmly, and waited until she finished before speaking softly.

"Would you like me to help you recall how you acted drunkenly last night?"