The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

Originally, Lan Qing planned to arrange for the little monk to stay in their guest room.

But he didn't want the little monk to follow Lu Xun like a shadow after eating, so he had no choice but to let him follow Lu Xun to the small building behind.

Apart from the servants' room, only the master bedroom was empty in the small building. Lan Qing meant to let Ling Xiao live in the master bedroom and give her room to the little monk.

Lu Xun rejected it.

"Let him stay in the same room with me. It doesn't matter whether we have a bed or not!"

At worst, they could take turns sleeping on the bed. Both of them had to meditate anyway. Lu Xun even wanted Lan Qing to ask someone to move the bed in his room away and sleep on the floor directly.

Fan Tianzhi and Mu Fei were playing games on the sofa in the living room. When they heard Ling Xiao and the others' footsteps, Fan Tianzhi asked while busy playing the game without even raising his head.

"Ling Xiaoxiao, do you want to go out tonight? I don't know if the uncle and nephew are dead!"

After he finished speaking, he looked up and was startled to see a little monk following Lu Xun.

"Fuck, where did this child come from? Could he be the Taoist priest's illegitimate child?"

Judging from Lu Xun's age, he can really give birth to such a big child.

Thinking of this, Fan Tianzhi no longer had the heart to play games. He stood up from the sofa and pulled the little monk over, looking at the little monk's face and then at Lu Xun's.

"Hiss, not really. The child might look like his mother. What's the matter? Did the master who adopted you pass away so you came here to look for your father?"

The little monk also has a good temper and is not angry at all.

"Amitabha, thank you for your courtesy. I came down the mountain just for him!"

Looking at the hand pointing at Lu Xun, Fan Tianzhi had a strange expression on his face, and then he pulled Ling Xiao over.

"Ling Xiaoxiao, I didn't quite respect you in the past, but today I respect you. Just based on your tolerance, you are not an ordinary person.

But don't get angry. This is all Lu Yanqing's romantic debt. Strictly speaking, it has nothing to do with the Taoist priest.

But then again, is the Taoist priest Lu Yanqing reincarnated or something else?"

Ling Xiao rolled his eyes at Fan Tianzhi in anger and said speechlessly, "What are you looking at? How old is the Taoist priest? Can he give birth to a child this big?"

"That's hard to say. As far as I know, he is thirty or thirty-one this year, and the child is about twelve or thirteen years old. It shouldn't be very difficult, right?"

After Fan Tianzhi said this, Ling Xiao couldn't help but look at the little monk.

Seeing that he was still sticking to Lu Xun, Ling Xiao grinned, and inexplicably felt that what Dazhi said made some sense.

"Do you have any connections in Beijing? How about checking his love history in high school? I remember he had a confidante in Beijing who was waiting for him to return. Could this be the child of that confidante?"

"Is there such a thing? Ling Xiaoxiao, I will never bully you again. You are so miserable, hahahaha..."

At the end, Fan Tianzhi couldn't help but burst out laughing.

He thought he was the only one who was unlucky, but he didn't expect Ling Xiao to be even worse off than him.

It's hard not to be happy.

Ling Xiao was no longer in the mood to care about Fan Tianzhi's gloating. He came to the little monk, looked at the little monk and then at Lu Xun.

Not quite.

But it could also be that she looks like her mother. No, she has to ask Lan Qing if he has a photo of that confidante. It would be best if she could get her detailed information to see if she has given birth to a child.

"Little Master, do you know what your blood type is?"

The little monk looked confused.

"The little monk doesn't know!"

"Do you remember who your parents are?"

The little monk said sincerely, "Master said that I was born and raised by nature. Many years ago, on a rainy night, with a loud thunder, I appeared at the door of Master's meditation room!"

"..."

It's hard not to be speechless.

He waved at Lu Xun, indicating that Lu Xun should talk on the side. As soon as Lu Xun stood up, the little monk immediately followed him.

Ling Xiao pointed at Xiao Feifei and said, "Little Master, be obedient. Go sit with that brother for a while and let him teach you how to play games, okay?"

"The King?"

"You know this too?"

"Master is always playing, but he said that children can't play with mobile phones, because it will make them blind!"

"Haha, your master is really awesome. Then take your sister's phone and play with your brother to see if you can go blind!"

"You really won't go blind?"

"Little monk, I'm telling you, only when you personally verify something is it true, and what others say is just nonsense!"

"Donor, the little monk has learned something from you!"

After the little monk sat next to Mu Fei with his cell phone, Ling Xiao dragged Lu Xun to the yard.

Fan Tianzhi followed immediately.

Without waiting for Ling Xiao to speak, Fan Tianzhi asked first: "Master, tell me the truth, is that child your illegitimate child?"

Giving Fan Tianzhi a ruthless roll of the eyes, Lu Xun was about to provoke him when he saw Ling Xiao also waiting for his answer with a nervous look on his face, so he swallowed the words back.

"Are you two losing your mind or are you blind? Do you think I can have a child that big?"

The two nodded wildly.

"Didn't you hear what the young monk said, old monk..."

Ling Xiao interrupted Lu Xun before he could finish.

"How credible do you think the words of an old monk who says that playing with your cell phone will make you blind are?"

Lu Xun had no way to refute this. In fact, he didn't believe that the little monk was his master.

"Then what do you want to hear? If you insist on saying this about Mu Fei, then is that right..."

"Master, please be honest. I'm only 27, and Xiao Feifei is already 16. I do want to, but my physical condition has to allow it! Think about it carefully and recall whether Lu Yanqing had any immature love in high school."

"And your confidante, could it be hers?"

Lu Xun was really speechless.

This time, he not only spared Fan Tianzhi, but also Ling Xiao, and gave the two of them a speechless roll of the eyes.

"If you don't believe me, take my hair and do a paternity test!"

"Ling Xiaoxiao pulled his hair, and I'm going to pull the little monk's hair... Ahem, well, Taoist priest, swear that it's not yours?"

"boring!"

Not wanting to bother with the two of them, Lu Xun turned around and went into the house.

Fan Tianzhi stroked his chin and looked at his back. He waited until he could no longer see him before he said, "Ling Xiaoxiao, do you think the Taoist priest's back looks like he's running away?"

"I'll ask my mom tomorrow if she has a photo of his confidante to see if the little monk looks like her!"

"It's reliable, but I think a paternity test is more reliable. How about I try to get some of the monk's saliva or blood?"

"Will the Taoist priest be upset if that happens?"

"You're already his girlfriend, and he still dares to turn against you? You're rebelling against him!"

"Yes, let's go in and ask the little monk!"

When the two of them went in, they only saw Ling Xiao's cell phone on the coffee table, and no trace of Lu Xun and the little monk.

"Fuck, you still dare to quibble. Ling Xiaoxiao, don't panic. I will support you in this matter. If the Taoist dares to let you down... Ling Xiaoxiao, you should think more positively about this matter. After all, the Taoist is also happy to be a father!"

In a flash, Fan Tianzhi immediately put himself in the right position. He could not beat the Taoist priest, and a family of three together were no match for him.

Not to mention magic, if you offend him, you will be punished by closing your eyes one day and forget about it forever.

After weighing the pros and cons, I think it's better to just forget it.