After the evil mother-in-law was reborn, the whole family collapsed
Chapter 521: Promotion, should we do it or not?
Director: "..."
"Oh, by the way, we have to make use of this butterfly as well."
Director: ????
"Think about it, there is a demon king in Shenlongjia. We may not find the demon king if we look for other demons, but Hu Die knows the demon king." Ruan Yaoyao said as a matter of course, "It doesn't matter whether Hu Die is reliable or not. What's important is that we get the news to the demon king's ears. This is the most important thing."
When he went to the mountains again, Chen Chen specially changed into a set of clothes that was a bit strange and a bit eye-catching.
The reason is simple, he just wants to make the butterfly fairy feel irritated and stop falling in love with him.
Ruan Yaoyao, Ruan Zhihe: Although there is no one you want to love in Shennongjia, but...
You can't irritate our eyes like this, can't you?
Please, where on the Internet did you find such eye-catching clothes? !
Ah ah ah ah ah……
[Awesome!] Ruan Yaoyao was really praising him.
[Should I tell you again what butterflies generally hate? ]
[The more she hates something, the more you should do things in the direction she hates. It might actually work.]
Chen Chen's ears immediately pricked up: What does she hate?
Ruan Yaoyao recalled carefully, but the content of her memories had nothing to do with Hu Die.
She was recalling those "hot memes" on the Internet - how teachers used strange tricks to prevent students from falling in love with them and to keep their iron rice bowls.
What about the way old teachers dressed in the 1970s and 1980s? The uglier the better, so that students can't have any "appearance love" the better.
Isn’t it the same move as Hu Die now?
[Hu Die is a beauty lover. If you are ugly, she will definitely not like you! ]
[For example, if someone spits on the ground, how can a beautiful butterfly tolerate it? ]
[The girl who picks her toes, picks her nose, shakes off her dandruff, licks her fingers in front of her...]
Chen Chen kept it in mind silently.
Although he also felt that these actions were disgusting, he tried his best to prevent Hu Die from falling for him.
Sure enough, not long after, when he heard Ruan Yaoyao's inner voice and confirmed that Hu Die appeared near them, Chen Chen really made small movements constantly, spitting, licking his hair, smoothing his hair with greasy movements, picking his nose, and licking it...
Ugh...Hu Die is going to vomit!
How come someone who looked normal yesterday is so disgusting today? !
Ahhhhh...are all human males so terrible? !
She's going crazy!
Not only were they eye-catching, but there were also so many small movements that were unbearable to watch. She really couldn't stand it and ran away.
Ruan Yaoyao's consciousness was fixed on Hu Die. When she saw her running away, she almost laughed to death.
She felt that Chen Chen was truly a talented person. In order to scare the other party away, he used every trick possible, even the most disgusting ones.
In order to prevent herself from being disgusted, she didn't dare to look back.
Also, she was not sure if Chen Chen’s fiancée Luo Zhaozhao knew about it, and she didn’t know whether she should be moved by his “sacrifice” or get goosebumps and consider changing her husband.
When they arrived at the place where the little squirrel would appear, Ruan Yaoyao took out a bunch of things that the little squirrel liked to eat, including plump pine nuts, sweet nut kernels, and fresh dried fruits.
Just as she put all the delicacies in place, she heard a slight rustling sound coming from deep in the woods.
After a while, a tiny little squirrel poked its head out from behind a big tree. Its black eyes rolled around and its nose twitched as it greedily sniffed the aroma of food in the air.
Soon after, several more little squirrels came out from all directions, their tails swaying happily behind them like furry parachutes.
A brave little squirrel jumped over first. It approached the food cautiously and touched a pine nut lightly with its front paw. Seeing that there was no danger, it quickly held the pine nut with its two small paws and began to crack it skillfully, chewing it quickly with its little mouth and eating with relish.
Seeing this, the other little squirrels also gathered around. For a while, the sound of "crunching" of eating food was endless.
Ruan Yaoyao was so amused that she said with a smile, "You guys came out so easily, aren't you afraid that I will sell you out? Are you so greedy?"
The biggest squirrel that had clearly appeared yesterday glanced at her and said to Ruan Xiaohua beside her: "Your master is really interesting! You said she came to eat us, not to poison us, so why don't we show up?"
Ruan Xiaohua: [Hehehehe...my master is afraid of scaring you! ]
Of course, it did not forget to translate for Ruan Yaoyao.
Little Squirrel: [Hello, Ruan Xiaohua, my name is Da Ge, you can call me Da Ge. ]
Ruan Xiaohua: [Master, its name is 'Big One', and I asked you to call it 'Big One'. ]
Ruan Yaoyao took a deep look at "Big Guy" and couldn't understand why it gave itself such a name.
Could it be that the more you lack something, the more you should supplement it?
She didn't know whether she should remind him that the name was a bit strange. But since they were too familiar with each other, Ruan Yaoyao closed her mouth and explained her purpose.
Some of the little squirrels behind the "big guy" hid the nut kernels in their cheeks, with their cheeks puffed up like small balls, looking very funny.
Not far away, a few little squirrels were chasing and playing with each other for a piece of dried fruit. Their furry bodies rolled around on the ground, which was so cute.
Ruan Zhihe, who had just experienced the "disgusting tactics", couldn't help but smile when she saw this scene.
That's right, that's normal!
That's great!
The "big guy" said in a very big voice: "You told me about this yesterday, I know. It's just to help promote and pass on the message, it's really too easy."
[I have many brothers and sisters and tribesmen, just leave it to us. But...]
It stretched out a paw and rubbed its two paws together, its meaning was obvious.
[How do I calculate this? ]
Ruan Xiaohua looked back at Ruan Yaoyao and translated.
Ruan Yaoyao didn't expect that the "big guy" would be so easy to talk to. He immediately gave two conditions. One was to give them various nuts as rewards so that they could have a good winter; the other was to pay with cultivation secrets, elixirs or evolution liquid.
Ruan Yaoyao believed that since its tribe was so large, there must be more than one squirrel that had become a spirit, so it must also hope that its own tribe could develop better.
In Shenlongjia where fairies are everywhere, the most effective way is to improve the strength of your own tribe.
The big guy's eyes widened instantly: [Your master has the cultivation method of the goblin?! ]
Ruan Xiaohua: [Yes! My master gave me one.]
He immediately shared it with "Big Guy", but unfortunately, Ruan Xiaohua was a plant and "Big Guy" was a squirrel, they were not of the same species, and the cultivation method was not suitable for it.
Ruan Yaoyao immediately said that even if there was nothing suitable for the time being, humans could help them collect and find them.
There is strength in numbers, and humans have already cracked many secret methods of cultivation. They are preparing to start from the basics and distribute the cultivation version of "radio gymnastics" to kindergartens, primary and secondary school students, college students, etc.
No matter how hard you are, you can’t suffer your children, and no matter how poor you are, you cannot have poor education.
For Xia Guo, a country that values children and the future, whenever there is something good, the first thing they think of is to give it to their children.
Only when the children are well will Xia Country have a future.
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