Grant marriage to the frontier, I will bring space to support the rebellion of the palace
Chapter 101 Stinky Egg Mom
"Mom, you said you are my mother, that's great, Huo Feng finally found his mother, woo woo woo!"
Suddenly, a soft and extremely surprised voice sounded in Yun Qingyao's ears, which was like a bolt from the blue for Yun Qingyao.
"What the fuck is this? You are an egg and I am a human. Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck is your mother?"
Fortunately, Yun Qingyao has no beard, otherwise, his beard would have stood up by now.
"Mother, it's me, it's me, don't you recognize me?"
The giant egg shook its head desperately in the narrow pit, trying to attract Yun Qingyao's attention.
"You stinky boy, don't you ever call me mom again, or I'll smash you to pieces with a hammer!"
Yun Qingyao looked at the giant egg that was swinging violently and threatened angrily.
"Mother, do you really not recognize me? Mother, I am Fire Phoenix, mother's precious Fire Phoenix. Mother, I really don't stink. Only rotten eggs stink. If you don't believe me, smell it!"
Judan was afraid that Yun Qingyao would be angry, so he spoke softer and softer.
"Humph, you're still talking about Fire Phoenix, why don't you say you're Blue Luan?"
Yun Qingyao said unhappily.
"Mother, I'm not Qingluan, my name is Huofeng. Mother, you can call me Feng'er, or you can call me Xiaohuo, but don't call me Choudan. Huofeng is a divine bird, it really doesn't stink." Huofeng defended in a low voice.
The giant egg tried many times to get out of the pit, but couldn't. Finally, it gave in. There was no other way. The pit was too small and it seemed to be stuck.
"Mother, mother, please help Huo Feng quickly. Huo Feng is stuck in this small pit and can't move." Judan pleaded in a low voice.
"Well, stay stuck. I don't want to save you. Let's see if you will run away again in the future."
Yun Qingyao said that she would not save him, but her hand reached out involuntarily, picked up the heavy egg, and turned to walk towards the fire.
Her iron pot is still burning there!
No matter what, she had to take the iron pot. After all, she spent a lot of money to buy it. The ironware of this era is different from that of modern times. It is really fucking expensive.
Seeing the fire getting closer and closer, Huo Feng became anxious.
"Mom, don't eat the Fire Phoenix. The Fire Phoenix is not delicious. Didn't mom tell you that the Fire Phoenix is stinky?" Judan was almost crying in anxiety.
"But you said it yourself, you don't stink at all!"
To be honest, if she were asked to cook and eat the egg now, she really wouldn't be able to eat it.
After all, this was an egg that had developed intelligence and could speak human language, and it was very different from the live beads she had eaten before.
However, the more scared the giant egg was, the more Yun Qingyao wanted to tease it. It was its own fault for making her chase it so far while hungry.
"Mother, please, please don't eat the Fire Phoenix, it really doesn't taste good at all!"
"Stop, stop, stop calling me mother anymore. I'm not your mother. I'm a human and you're an egg. How can I be your mother?"
Yun Qingyao was really speechless and had to reiterate it again.
This stinky egg keeps calling mother, and people who don’t know him would really think he is a super big old hen!
"Wow, mother doesn't want Huo Feng, Huo Feng is so pitiful!"
The giant egg cried and the whole egg became wet. In an instant, the sky and the earth changed color. First, thick fire clouds floated over the crater, showing the dissatisfaction of the Fire Phoenix. Then thick dark clouds appeared. Soon, it was so dark that you couldn't see your hand in front of you. Not to mention Yun Qingyao, even Bai Qianyu and the others who were far away in the valley felt it.
"Oh no, the situation is going to change. Yao'er hasn't come back yet. Father, General Li, I'll leave this to you. I'm going to go find Yao'er!"
Without waiting for Prince Yi to speak, Bai Qianyu ran towards the direction where Yun Qingyao left, at a speed that was astonishingly fast.
"Yu'er, be careful. Come back as soon as you find your wife. Be safe on the road!" At this moment, Prince Yi, the old father, felt really sad.
"Father, I understand. We will be back as soon as possible. Don't worry!"
Bai Qianyu's voice came from afar.
"Hmph, you good-for-nothing brat. You really forgot about your father now that you have a wife. Hehe, you are worthy of being my good breed. You are as loyal as your father, not bad!" Prince Yi complained while showing off with a grin on his face.
He looked so proud.
"Your Majesty, are you praising the Crown Prince or insulting him?"
General Li looked confused.
"Go away! Hurry up and prepare! If it rains and the soldiers get wet again, aren't you afraid that your Crown Prince's Consort will cause trouble for you, the great general?"
Prince Yi said coldly.
"Yes, Your Majesty, please take a rest first. I have to go and get busy. We can't let the soldiers get wet in the rain. Everyone, hurry up and set up the tent..."
Following General Li's order, the whole valley was in an uproar. Everyone started to move. It was a lively scene. Compared with the previous few days, it was completely on a different level.
Looking at the busy soldiers, Prince Yi's lips curled up slightly.
Hehehe, it seems that the guy finally did something useful after all these years.
When Prince Yi thought about the fact that his palace would be so lively in the future, his heart was so warm!
Compared to Prince Yi's happiness, the giant fire phoenix in the crater was heartbroken. It couldn't understand why its mother didn't like it when it was so cute.
One moment you want to turn it into boiled eggs, fried eggs, scrambled eggs, or egg drop soup, and the next moment you don’t recognize it. The most important thing is that you don’t allow it to call you mother. What should you do?
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
I'm really worried to death.
Her heart felt so cold!
Yun Qingyao: Aren’t you just a bad boy? Where do you get the heart from? You speak as if it’s true.
Looking at this giant egg that couldn't be eaten but kept calling her mother, Yun Qingyao was filled with disgust.
"Wow, mother, did Huo Feng do something wrong? Why doesn't mother recognize Huo Feng?"
The giant egg continued to howl.
However, every time it howled, the clouds in the sky became thicker. Yun Qingyao felt that if it continued to howl endlessly, she was really afraid that the sky would collapse!
No, for her own safety, she had to stop this bastard.
Doesn’t it just want to call for its mother? At worst, throw it into space and let it call for its fill!
Well, yes, that’s it!
Anyway, there is no one else in the space now.
When Yun Qingyao thought about it, she immediately stopped feeling conflicted.
"Stinky boy, stop crying. If you keep crying the sky will fall."
Yun Qingyao was patient and spoke as gently as possible.
“Wuwuwu, but my mother doesn’t recognize Huo Feng, and Huo Feng feels sad!”
The giant egg continued to sob.
If you don't recognize me, I will cry until the end of time.
Yun Qingyao was speechless. The world was really in chaos. A jerk would resort to trickery to threaten others, and she was actually threatened.
Depressed, so fucking depressed!
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