Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Li Yunlong touched his nose, as he couldn't help sneezing just now. It had been five days since he left Lijiazhuang. He had been sleeping in the open air along the way and finally arrived at the first destination of this trip, Xiaoyangzhuang stronghold.

"Monk, you son of a bitch, hurry up and scout the situation of the stronghold for me and see how many Japanese and puppet troops are inside. It's been damn cold these past two days. We have to take this stronghold quickly, otherwise we will freeze to death in the wild!"

Li Yunlong sniffed and cursed: "I don't know which bastard has been saying bad things about me and making me sneeze all the time!"

The monk just swallowed the dry food in his mouth and said indistinctly: "Captain, wait until I finish eating the dry food first. I have been busy all morning and haven't eaten a bite of food yet. I have already inquired about the situation of Xiaoyangzhuang stronghold. Let me finish eating first and then tell you!"

"Haha, I didn't expect that you, monk, have made great progress these days. You now know how to take the initiative to gather information. I'll give you an egg as a reward when you return. Don't complain that it's too little. We only have three in total, and the remaining two will be left for the wounded."

Monk Wei Dayong couldn't help but slurp his saliva, chewed up the remaining half of the dry food, and swallowed it directly into his stomach with water. He burped and said, "Captain, there is a squad of Japanese soldiers and a company of puppet soldiers stationed in Xiaoyangzhuang stronghold, with a total of 182 people. The Japanese are equipped with four Type light machine guns, one Type heavy machine gun, two mortars, and four grenade launchers! The puppet soldiers are equipped with two Czech light machine guns and an outdated Maxim heavy machine gun, but no artillery."

Li Yunlong didn't expect that the monk Wei Dayong had such a clear understanding of the situation in Xiaoyangzhuang. He asked curiously, "Monk, tell me the truth, did you sneak into the stronghold?"

Wei Dayong chuckled twice and replied embarrassedly: "Captain, the Japanese and the puppet army just replenished their supplies and ammunition yesterday. They were living a very happy life. I was very hungry at the time, so I sneaked in and finally stole a box of canned beef and a sesame cake!"

Li Yunlong pointed at the monk Wei Dayong's nose and cursed: "You damned flower monk, not only do you like to drink, you also like to eat meat. You damned, you deserve to be kicked out!"

Li Yunlong took out the six large packets of laxatives that he had taken from Lin Zhenhua before leaving, and handed four of them to the monk Wei Dayong, saying, "Monk, you actually dared to eat meat secretly. You want me not to punish you? Find a way to put these four packets of laxatives into the food of the Japanese and puppet soldiers. This way, when we attack the artillery tower, our casualties will be much smaller!"

"We have recruited hundreds of new recruits in the past two days. These people have never seen blood. Today I will teach them a lesson and let them know that the Japanese are not god-like soldiers and generals. They will still be beaten to tears by us!"

Wei Dayong took the laxative handed over by Li Yunlong with a smile, and quickly assured: "Captain, don't worry! Just wait for a few hours. By then, I guarantee that none of these little devils will be able to stand up. We will then be ready to take over the stronghold without even a single shell or bullet. Let those new recruits see how powerful our independent regiment's guard company is!"

"Okay, stop bragging in front of me. I noticed that you have learned a lot of bad habits from classmate Lin. Get out of here right now!"

Monk Wei Dayong took laxatives and sneaked across the first blockade line of the stronghold. Li Yunlong led a squad of soldiers to look for the location of the stronghold's telephone line. They chose a place 500 meters away from the point, took the telephone line down from the pole, and cut the telephone line bit by bit with scissors to ensure that the stronghold's phone calls could not be made, so there was no need to worry about support from the surrounding strongholds.

"Zhu Zi, you better set up the Type 92 infantry gun for me right now, and get two more mortars to aim at the Japanese bunkers. If things don't go well with the monks, we can only rely on your artillery squad to capture the stronghold, so don't let me down!"

Zhuzi showed his big white teeth and smiled: "Captain, when have I ever failed to keep my promise? This artillery tower and a few bunkers of the little devils are nothing to me. In the words of college students, it's just a piece of cake!"

Li Yunlong curled his lips and said, "Damn it, I don't know what's going on, but our independent regiment has become infected with the problem of bragging. The culprit is classmate Lin. When I go back, I will scold this kid severely!"

Zhuzi was too lazy to talk nonsense with Li Yunlong and quickly wiped the shell with a cloth. Li Yunlong almost couldn't hold back his anger and kicked the boy, but when he saw the shell in his hand, he cursed in a low voice: "Zhuzi, you son of a bitch, you have a bad temper now, and you dare to turn your face to me, let me see how I will deal with you in the future?"

Zhuzi didn't expect that he had offended the regiment commander just now, and hurriedly admitted his fault in a low voice: "Commander, I am very wronged. You just asked me to quickly set up the artillery position, and you thought I ignored you. Who is right? I am more wronged than Dou E in the play!"

Li Yunlong was too lazy to continue arguing with Zhuzi. He calculated that more than two hours had passed and guessed that the laxative was about to take effect. He hurried back to the front line and observed the situation through a telescope.

"Mr. Inoue, I heard that there is a group of Eighth Route Army soldiers who specialize in poisoning food. Some of our brothers were really poisoned and suffered a lot!"

"Soga! This is indeed true. I heard it from my colleague's boss's brother-in-law, brother-in-law, and second uncle's grandson. He really experienced it. It is a very horrible poison. After taking it, people will have diarrhea and even pass out!"

"This is impossible! If it is really that powerful, why didn't our superiors ask us to increase our vigilance?"

The Noda kid looked around and sighed helplessly: "Do you really think our superiors don't know about this? It's just that they don't know how to deal with it. The poison takes too long to take effect. We can't just skip meals because of this. Besides, the preparation of this poison is very difficult. We don't need to worry at all!"

As soon as Noda finished speaking, he felt a pain in his stomach. He quickly clamped my lower abdomen and said anxiously: "Inoue, keep an eye on me. I have to go to the toilet!"

Before Inoue could agree, Noda could no longer hold back his strength and pulled down his pants. The stinky smell of fart and feces spread everywhere, and he almost pooped in his pants.

The little devil Inoue was almost fainted by the stench. Just as he was about to curse, he also felt his period coming. He quickly squatted on the ground, pulled down his pants, and started to poop, cursing: "Baga! Which bastard cooked this? He must not have used clean water. That bastard Sakai often does that. He gave me diarrhea last time!"