Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Lin Zhenhua called everyone to eat the roast chicken. He tore off two chicken legs for himself first, chewed on them, and politely said, "Political Commissar Zhao, hurry up and pick up your chopsticks. This roast chicken tastes really good, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The cooking skills are amazing!"

"Captain Li, don't drink yet. Eat some food first to fill your stomach so you don't get a stomachache after drinking!"

Li Yunlong curled his lips, tore off a chicken wing, and boasted: "Humph, today I'm going to tell you something. Since I started drinking, I've never been drunk! To be honest, even I don't know how much I can drink. In our independent regiment, no one can drink more than me!"

Lin Zhenhua bit a chicken leg in his mouth and said sarcastically, "Captain Li, when it comes to boasting, I respect you alone in our independent regiment! You are such a good braggart. Forget the last time I drank two taels of wine and got you drunk. You even started talking nonsense. I don't even bother to expose your shortcomings!"

Listening to Lin Zhenhua exposing his shortcomings did not affect Li Yunlong's chewing of chicken wings at all. He continued to brag shamelessly, "Student Lin, I'm really not bragging! My alcohol tolerance depends on my mood. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll get drunk after drinking two or three taels. But if I'm in a particularly good mood, remember the time when you killed Captain Yamazaki, I drank more than a pound of wine, but I still wielded the sword in a variety of ways, and was not affected by the alcohol at all!"

"Student Lin, Captain Li really didn't lie about this. He pestered me several times before and wanted to drink with me. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, but he still had a lot of twisted ideas!"

"He told me that intellectuals should unite with the masses of workers and peasants. Only in this way can we better fight the Japanese invaders. I asked him how to unite? He said drinking is the best way to unite. After a big drink, people from all over the world can become brothers! Listen to his twisted theories. I thought I came to the wrong place!"

Li Yunlong was not ashamed but proud and said: "I tell you, people who don't drink can't be trusted! For example, classmate Lin, you don't drink at all. I have looked for you many times, but you ignored me!"

Listening to Li Yunlong's increasingly irrelevant remarks, Zhao Gang quickly changed the subject and said, "Student Lin, why do you collect so many wine bottles? Could they be really useful?"

Just as Lin Zhenhua was about to answer, he heard Li Yunlong pointing his chopsticks at the monk Wei Dayong's nose and cursing, "Monk, you son of a bitch! Leave the chicken butt to me, don't you know I love it! Damn it, you frivolous monk, you're good at drinking and eating meat!"

Wei Dayong put the half-eaten chicken butt back into his mouth and said embarrassedly: "Captain, this chicken butt is delicious and tastes better than other parts. I love it the most. Besides, you didn't tell me in advance, so forget it this time. It's already in my stomach, and I can't pull it out for you. I will save it for you next time!"

Li Yunlong angrily scolded: "Monk, I finally know why you were driven down the mountain. You are a playboy monk who drinks and eats meat. If I were the abbot, I would also drive you away to prevent you from corrupting other monks in the temple!"

The monk just laughed foolishly and didn't refute. He just focused on eating the food, which made everyone laugh and cry.

Lin Zhenhua ate the chicken drumstick in his hand, cleared his throat, attracted everyone's attention, and pretended to be a master and said: "Just now, Political Commissar Zhao asked me why I collected those wine bottles. Of course, it is to do something big. Once this big thing is accomplished, then our independent regiment will truly have a magic medicine. Take one for back pain and leg pain, one for general discomfort, one for cold and fever, in short, as long as you feel uncomfortable, take one, guarantee that it will work immediately!"

"What the hell? Classmate Lin, can you stop bragging? If there really is such a magic medicine, just send me a box. I can sell it to feed our independent regiment with meat every day. I will worship you and make whatever you want to eat. You just sit there like a clay statue and wait for the people below to worship you!"

"Captain Li, when have I, the King of Medicine of the Northwest, ever told a lie or boasted in front of you? I am an honest and reliable young man, and you are slandering me completely!"

Li Yunlong spat out the chicken bone in his mouth and said cheerfully, "You said you were not bragging, and now you are bragging. Look at how many nicknames you have given yourself. Lin Dabenshi was given by the workers in the clothing factory, so this one doesn't count!"

"The Northwest Hammer King, the Northwest Medicine King, the Northwest Medical King, we only need the Northwest Soldier King to have them all. You have no shame at all, your face is thicker than mine!"

Lin Zhenhua slammed the table hard, almost knocking over Li Yunlong's bottle of wine. Li Yunlong was so frightened that he hurriedly put the bottle into his arms. Just as he was about to curse, he heard a roar in his ear: "Captain Li, in view of your slandering me, I plan to not let you use the magic medicine after it comes out. Don't come to beg me when the time comes!"

"Political Commissar Zhao, listen to me, ah, no, listen to me, I was so angry with Captain Li just now that I said the wrong thing. I was going to use the wine bottle to make a beaker. I also made the white sugar needed for the culture medium using the yellow mud method yesterday. Now I only need the key beaker and Abe bottle. The earthen kiln has been built and production can start tomorrow!"

"The miracle drug I want to make is penicillin. It is a real miracle drug. Captain Li didn't trust me just now, so I won't say any more. We will see how it works when the time comes!"

After saying that, Lin Zhenhua picked up another chicken leg and started to chew it, eating it with hot steamed buns. It was really delicious!

Zhao Gang defended Lin Zhenhua and said, "Li Yunlong, you've been slapped in the face several times, but I didn't expect you to learn your lesson. I'm too lazy to say anything to you! Classmate Lin, just do your research well. If you need anything, you can come to me directly!"

Li Yunlong wiped his mouth, twisted the chicken neck off, and ate it with relish, ignoring Zhao Gang's sermon. It was thought that Li Yunlong didn't know that Lin Zhenhua was capable, and he did this just to get more good things from Lin Zhenhua.

Li Yunlong took a sip from the wine bowl beside him and said cheerfully, "Zhao Gang, stop being so literary. You act like a woman all day long! Today, let's learn from the Liangshan heroes and eat meat and drink wine in big bowls. It's a good opportunity for you to unite with us workers and peasants. Come and have a drink with me!"

Zhao Gang picked up the wine bowl in his hand and said to Li Yunlong angrily: "Li Yunlong, you always have endless crooked ideas. I used to speak very cleanly, but since I became your partner, I have started to swear. If I am forced into a corner, I will curse. You have led me astray. Anyway, I can see that I didn't learn the skills of fighting from you, but learned to swear instead. If things go wrong, I will get the same habit of drinking as you. You really make me, Zhao Gang, suffer!"

Li Yunlong was proud of this and said, "That's right. There is no soldier who doesn't know how to curse. A soldier who doesn't know how to curse is not a good soldier. I feel unhappy and wronged, and I feel angry. What do you think I should do? I just say one word, fuck him, who cares?"

"As long as you release this energy, your spirit will immediately improve, you will become more energetic, and you will have endless energy. This is what you cultured people call a moving and moving experience!"

"When you don't know how to make a decision, and you keep weighing the pros and cons but still can't make up your mind, you may miss the best opportunity. Just do it, follow your intuition, and you can get a relatively better result!"

"And you, Zhao Gang, speak so softly and sound weak. Commanding the troops like this will definitely affect their combat effectiveness. You should learn from me. Damn it, if you can't take the position, I'll chop off your dog head! Listen, this is very simple and clear. Just hand down the task and let them figure out how to fight. Don't be like a housekeeper who has to take care of everything. Such a child will not have much future!"

After listening to this, Zhao Gang was worried. He admitted that Li Yunlong's twisted logic did make some sense, but as time went on, problems were bound to arise. He always felt that Li Yunlong, this unruly guy, was bound to make a big mistake in the future. It seemed that he had to keep a closer eye on him in the future!

"Political Commissar Zhao, is Captain Li fooling you? This guy's talk is getting more and more powerful, you better be careful!" Lin Zhenhua kindly reminded.

"Thank you for the reminder, Lin. I will pay attention to it!"