Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot
Chapter 71 Slipping is the norm today
When she remembered the noise in the Su family's backyard, Song Rending asked her second brother Song Liwu to help her move a ladder, and then she stepped on the ladder and lay on the top of the wall.
She saw Mu Han fall twice in a row.
[He really is like a slippery fox! Hahahaha! I am so talented! He runs like a slippery fox. Let's see how he will wrestle today! He is so tired that he doubts his life. Even if I have an indescribable feeling for this little kid Su Fuzhu, when I think back to it, I should think of his falling again and again first! ]
Song Rending was laughing in his heart, so he did not attract the attention of the people in the backyard of the Su family. At most, after the Song family heard his thoughts, those who were willing to lose face and climb over the wall would climb up the wall, stick their heads over the wall, and look at the excitement in the neighboring house.
As for the family members who were standing in a row to eat melon, Song Rending even moved to the side to make room for them.
Of course we have to eat melons together!
Although she didn't tell everyone what the melon was, since everyone was able to lie on the wall and watch it, it must be something very interesting.
Mu Han was already stunned the first time he slipped and fell. He thought his lower body was quite stable and he shouldn't have fallen like that.
But when he thought about the sheep in there, he thought that maybe it was the sheep's feces that caused him to slip. He felt disgusted and had no time to think about why he slipped.
But when he fell the second time, he had already run out of the sheep pen. He only felt his foot slip, but did not feel that he stepped on anything.
This is a little strange.
Not to mention that the second fall was very hard. Although the ground in the Su family's backyard was not paved with bricks and stones, the mud was flat. After falling like this, his knees and elbows were hurt.
"You little thief! How dare you hide in our sheepfold? Do you want to steal the goat's milk? I'll beat you to death!"
Originally Mu Han was still confused, but Old Lady Su was already coming over with her cane to beat him, not to mention Song Xiuhe who was running out of the sheep pen. Mu Han, who only wanted to avoid being caught, quickly got up and climbed up.
Fortunately, he just slipped, and the rest of his movements were still quite flexible.
He successfully climbed up from the ground, but not wanting to be caught by Old Lady Su and Song Xiuhe, he continued to run.
But as soon as he took a step, his foot slipped again.
But because he was thinking about paying attention to his feet and not slipping again, he did not fall this time. He just staggered a little, then stood firm and continued running.
However, the original text that was revised by Song Rending said, "Mu Han runs like a slippery fox." How could he run smoothly?
He didn't want to be caught by Old Lady Su and Song Xiuhe, so no matter how careful he was at his feet, he still ran very fast.
Therefore, he would eventually fall down if he kept slipping.
She was chased by Old Lady Su and Song Xiuhe, and ran around in the backyard of the Su family for a long time, sliding and sliding. Finally, she fell heavily to the ground and was held down by the two.
This time, he fell face down, and because of inertia and gravity, his face hit the ground very hard.
When Song Xiuhe followed Old Lady Su's instructions and lifted his head up by grabbing his hair, his face and nose were broken and bleeding, and there was blood in his mouth. Because of the pain from Song Xiuhe's pinching, a tooth fell out when he opened his mouth.
[It's over! Su Fuzhu's handsome foxy male second lead has no front teeth! ]
Mu Han is several years older than Su Fuzhu. According to the age of tooth replacement, his front teeth had been replaced long ago.
The front teeth that have fallen out now are the teeth that have already been replaced, and even if they fall out, they will not grow out again.
[886, do you think he will go back and get a gold tooth? Hahahaha! ]
886 was also watching the excitement next door, but he disagreed with Song Rendong's statement that Mu Han would go back to get a gold tooth: [Host, I think he might get a silver tooth. Gold teeth are too dazzling and don't fit Mu Han's character image.]
[If he wants to fit the character image, he can just go and pull out someone else's tooth and replace it with his own! ] Song Rendong started chatting with 886.
[Who knows, this might actually be possible!] The new text behind it has not been updated yet, so 886 cannot be sure what Mu Han’s fallen front tooth will be replaced with in the end.
But Song Rending didn't have time to reply to 886.
Because the heroine Su Fuzhu ran from the front yard to the back yard.
"Grandma, Second Aunt, what are you doing?" Su Fuzhu stood at the junction of the Su family's front yard and back yard, looking at Old Lady Su and Song Xiuhe who were gathered together with curiosity.
She is the darling of the family, so naturally everyone in the family needs to respond to her words.
In addition, her voice came out suddenly, and Old Lady Su and Song Xiuhe were attracted by her voice. For a moment, Mu Han got the opportunity. He struggled to escape from Song Xiuhe's hands and rushed straight to the direction where Su Fuju was standing.
Injured and dizzy from the fall, Mu Han had no time to see clearly what Su Fuzhu looked like.
But he could tell from the voice that the person speaking was a little girl, who was obviously younger than him.
Among people of the same age, he has an advantage in both height and body shape.
So he can definitely control a little girl who is younger than him.
He ran towards Su Fuzhu in order to control her and threaten the two women who had just beaten and arrested him.
He was chased by his enemies and kidnapped. He finally escaped to this village and hid in a sheep pen. He thought he could get away with it, but he didn't expect that the family he was hiding in was even more terrifying than the kidnapper enemy.
The most important thing is that Mu Han felt that this family was unlucky for him.
From childhood to adulthood, he has never slipped like he did today. Not only did he fall, but he also couldn't even walk steadily.
The distance from escaping from Song Xiuhe's hands to running to Su Fuzhu's side was not far, but if he had not been concentrating, his slippery steps would have caused him to fall to the ground again.
"Don't move! Let me go!" Mu Han was getting closer to Su Fuzhu and shouted to warn Old Lady Su and Song Xiuhe.
However, his feet were still slippery as he ran. When he ran to Su Fuzhu, he reached out to grab Su Fuzhu in an attempt to control her, but he never expected that his feet slipped even more.
This time his foot slipped and he fell again, and because he grabbed Su Fuzhu, he fell down with her.
He fell down and Su Fuzhu fell on top of him.
"Ahhhhh!!!"
After Su Fuzhu fell steadily on Mu Han, Mu Han, who had not even cried out in pain, was stunned for a second and then let out a heart-wrenching scream.
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