Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot

"Grandma, it's none of my cousin's business. My cousin just used a rough handkerchief and it hurt my face. It was Song Rendong! She was driving too fast and splashed persimmon juice all over my face!"

Although Su Fuzhu explained that her miserable state had nothing to do with Su Laier, her explanation was not much better.

Because Old Lady Su grasped the key point from her words—my cousin rubbed my face and hurt it.

In other words, Su Laier rubbed Su Fuju's face and hurt it.

"You used your handkerchief to wipe Fuzhu's face?" Mrs. Su ignored the second half of the sentence. She twisted Su Lai'er's ear with more force and continued to spit: "Are you a pig? Use your own handkerchief to wipe Fuzhu's face! Your handkerchief is as rough as a rag. Fuzhu's face is so precious, and you still use your handkerchief to wipe Fuzhu's face!"

In order to prevent his ears from being twisted off by Old Lady Su, Su Laier could only follow Old Lady Su's movements and turn them slightly.

But listening to what Old Lady Su said, Su Laier was complaining in her heart: "Do I dare to take your precious granddaughter's handkerchief? If I took her handkerchief, even if I just wiped her face clean, I would not miss this lecture from you!"

It’s a pity that Su Laier only dared to complain in her heart and didn’t dare to say it out loud.

The reason why Su Fuzhu said why she was unhappy and why she was in such a mess was to let this grandmother who was always obedient to her take her to the Song family to seek an explanation. With her messy appearance and relying on her grandmother's eloquence, she made a wish in her heart, and maybe the Song family would compensate her with the dog cart for free!

Even though he was splashed with persimmon juice by the dog cart and looked extremely embarrassed, Su Fuzhu still wanted that dog cart in his heart.

She stepped forward and grabbed Old Lady Su's sleeve: "Grandma, the most important thing now is not that my cousin rubbed my face and hurt me! It's the Song family, it was Song Rendong who splashed dirt all over me! Grandma, can you help me ask for an explanation? I want Song Rendong's dog cart! When the time comes, I can also use the dog cart to pull things and deliver them to you in the fields!"

Su Fuzhu not only expressed that she wanted a dog cart, but also made up a reason that it was for the good of her family.

Regardless of whether she meant it or not, what she said was extremely comforting to Old Lady Su.

She knew it!

She knew that her precious granddaughter, Su Fuzhu, whom she had raised with all her heart and soul and who was born as a blessed girl, was the most appropriate, who understood her the best, and who was the most considerate to her!

"Look at your sister, and then look at you!" Mrs. Su slapped Su Lai'er on the head again, then turned around, her whole face smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum, and leaned in front of Su Fuzhu, "My Fuzhu is so sensible! You are really worthy of being grandma's darling! Grandma's love for you is not in vain!"

After praising Su Fuzhu Kuku for a long time, Old Lady Su stood up straight and took Su Fuzhu's hand: "Come on, grandma will go and ask you for an explanation!"

At the same time, Song Rending received the latest changes to the plot.

[Seeing that she couldn't get the dog cart she wanted from the Song family, Su Fuzhu felt very aggrieved, and stared at the dog cart parked under the jujube tree in the Song family yard with her watery eyes. At this time, it seemed that even God couldn't stand it anymore, and the tree fell down and landed steadily on the dog cart. The dog kept barking, and the cart was under the tree. Everyone was stunned. ]

[Oh my god, she can’t win by openly snatching, so she resorts to metaphysical attack! ]

Song Rending sat under the jujube tree and shared the snack with her little sister Song Yuedan.

After reading the text, she looked at the old jujube tree next to her.

This jujube tree has been in the Song family's yard for a long time. Every year it bears big and sweet jujubes, which not only provide the Song family with snacks, but can also be sold to increase Song Jia's income.

He can be considered an old contributor to the Song family.

The tree was thick and tall. Not to mention that Song Rending was reluctant to let it fall down, the important thing was that if it really fell down, it would not just crush the dog cart.

Given the height of this tree, no matter which direction it falls, it will crush the Song family’s house.

[Damn it Su Fuzhu! Metaphysical attack, right? Change it! I will change it now! This is not the first time I have come here, there are not many restrictions on changing words! ]

Song Rending felt like there was a fire burning in his chest, and he inexplicably felt his blood boiling.

【886, change “grievance” to “stomach curve”, stomach’s twisted curve! Then change “watery” to “sleepy”, sleep’s sleep! Then change “the tree fell” to “the book arrived”, book’s book, arrived! Finally, change “the car is under the tree” to “the car is under the book”, book’s book! 】

Song Rending gave a series of instructions and changed all the characters he wanted to change.

886 has been working very well with her over the years. She was talking while 886 was making some changes. After the changes were completed, he asked:

[Host, if you change it like this, what effect will it have in the end? Have you thought about it? For example, what kind of curve is the gastric curve? Also, how will this book suddenly appear?]

Facing 886's question, Song Rendong seemed unusually calm: "I don't care what the method is or how it came out! Just tell me if I change it this way, will my old jujube tree not fall down? Will my dog ​​cart not fall into pieces? Will my friends not be scared?"

Song Rending asked 886 three questions in a row, and 886 thought about it for a while.

Oh, it’s really like that!

So 886 happily got up and got ready to watch the fun in a while.

It didn't care what other books had arrived, but it really wanted to know what the gastric curvature looked like!

Is it a twisted stomach? Or is there a winding path in the stomach?

886 is looking forward to it.

The distance from where Old Lady Su and the others came was not far, otherwise she would not have heard Su Fuju's screams in her own backyard.

So not long after Song Rending finished changing her handwriting, Old Lady Su appeared outside the Song family's door, pulling Su Fuju.

In recent years, Old Mrs. Su has learned to knock on the door instead of just striding in.

Song Rending looked at it and thought that this must be the credit of her grandmother.

After all, it’s not the first or second time that Old Lady Su has unceremoniously entered her neighbor’s house, so words alone won’t work.

Among these neighbors, only his grandmother, Old Lady Song, warned them with a large bone knife.

Old Mrs. Su must have been frightened by the large bone knife that was shining with cold light. Although she rarely went to the Song family's house after that, she knew to knock on the door.

But after she knocked on the door, she saw Song Rendong and Song Yuedan sitting under the tree, so she decided to pick on the weak and called out not to Old Lady Song, but to Song Rendong, the owner of the dog cart:

"Come here, girl, and see what you have done to our Fuzhu!"