Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot

After Old Lady Su spoke, the people mentioned in her words began to take action.

The three daughters-in-law of Old Mrs. Su went towards the village. They took different routes and went to different families, but they had the same idea - to play the victim and use moral blackmail to hold a funeral for Old Mr. Su without spending a penny, and then make money from the funeral.

Old Mrs. Su naturally wanted to come out and play the victim, but after crying for a while, her illness, which had not yet fully recovered, made her feel particularly unwell, so she ordered the three daughters-in-law to go far away, and she went to the nearby houses.

Among the families that Old Lady Su approached, the first one to be affected was the Song family, who were her neighbors.

Although there had been a falling out with the Song family before, or even a falling out, this did not prevent Old Lady Su from coming to the house at this moment.

She didn't think there was anything wrong with visiting after the relationship between the two families had become strained.

She even felt that, as the saying goes, distant relatives are close neighbors. Now her family was in trouble and needed help. As neighbors, the Song family should naturally help. Otherwise, everyone in the village would poke fun at them.

Thinking of this, she walked into the Song family's door with a pair of red eyes.

"Old sister, are you there?"

Old Mrs. Su said this without knocking on the door, as she walked straight into the yard.

[Oh, you are trying to blackmail me for help! ]

Hearing the voice of Old Lady Su, Song Rending raised her little head.

Unfortunately, everyone was inside the room, she was lying on the bed, and the window of the room was high. Even if she raised her little head almost to the top of the mountain, Song Rending could not see outside.

[Forget it, I can’t see it, I won’t read it anymore, I’ll just look at the text material. 886! Upload the text!]

Knowing that she was destined not to see what was happening outside, Song Rending asked 886 to upload the text for her. And the way she asked 886 to upload the text sounded like she was asking Cuihua to serve sauerkraut, and she even had an accent!

The Song family couldn't understand where his accent was from, but they understood what she was going to do next.

This is another case of changing the homophones, characters and plot.

Everyone in the Song family, except Song Yuedan who was born not long ago, had their eyes lit up.

Whenever Song Rending changed a word, he could always come up with some unexpected results. No matter whether he was involved in it or not, it could be said to be a kind of fun.

As the new members of the family's entertainment group, they naturally pricked up their ears to listen.

If there wasn't old lady Su still calling out in the yard, they would have listened more attentively.

【Mrs. Su firmly believed in and worked hard to uphold the spirit of "borrowing without returning", so no matter how valuable the things she borrowed were, she was not afraid at all and felt very at ease.】

Song Rending read through the selected text content and without spending much time, he locked on the words he wanted to change.

[886, change "borrow but not return" to "borrow and return five times". I believe that he will definitely return five times the amount to you all! Hehehe!]

Song Rending laughed obscenely in his heart and a smile appeared on his face.

Song Jinxue, who was sitting next to her, started counting on her fingers. If Granny Su next door borrowed five kilograms of rice from their family, they would have to pay back twenty-five kilograms!

After Song Jinxue figured it out, she suddenly realized that this seemed like a good way to make money!

But then he blinked again.

Based on what she had heard from her grandmother and the others about the character of Grandma Su next door, if every family had to pay back five times the amount, she would probably have to clear out all her family assets, right?

This is also fortunately because Song Rending didn't know what Song Jinxue was thinking.

If Song Rending knew what Song Jinxue was thinking, he would tell Song Jinxue with certainty - the Su family is not that popular in the village, not to mention that everyone is not a fool. It is obvious that they are getting something for nothing and using moral blackmail to make money. Not many people would be so kind as to lend them things!

After listening to Song Rending's thoughts, Old Lady Song, who knew how effective the homophonic changes in Song Rending's thoughts were, immediately left the house.

"Calling souls in broad daylight, what's going on?" Old Mrs. Song actually wanted to laugh, but she still remembered that her family and the Su family were currently in a state of grudge, so she tried to keep a straight face and answered in a cold voice with extreme impatience.

Old Mrs. Su came here for her own purpose, so she pretended not to hear Old Mrs. Song's impatience and coldness.

"My old man is in a hurry to go. Our family encountered an accident some time ago. He was called away by the officials today. My youngest son also suffered an unexpected disaster. I really don't have the ability to collect enough money and items for the funeral. So, I thought about it and shamelessly came to borrow some from you." Knowing that she was here to borrow something, Old Mrs. Su softened her tone and kept a low profile.

She knew clearly that there was a conflict between the two families, so she didn't expect that Old Lady Song would agree to her right away.

She had even prepared a second set of words in her mind, and she would continue as soon as Old Lady Song refused.

But what she didn’t know was that at this moment, Old Lady Song was waiting for her to borrow something!

Old Mrs. Song was very curious about what the “Borrow Five Returns” modified by Song Rending would look like.

"Okay!" With this in mind, Old Lady Song agreed immediately, but her tone was still not very good.

"I……"

Old Mrs. Su, who had already thought about what to say next and hadn't even uttered a single word, was stunned.

Because she never thought that Old Lady Song would agree to it so easily.

She was a little stunned, and looked up at the impatient old lady Song. She was indeed muttering in her heart - was it because she had a bad eye for people? Was old lady Song a kind-hearted person? Even if the neighbor with whom she had a bad relationship asked for help, she would agree to it immediately?

Seeing Old Lady Su's dazed look, Old Lady Song just wanted to know what she wanted to borrow, so she urged, "Just tell me what you want to borrow! What's the matter? Are you making fun of me?"

The cold tone brought Old Lady Su back from her daze.

She looked at Old Lady Song again and again, and saw that she was not joking, but really agreed to lend her something. She was secretly happy and hurriedly said what she wanted to borrow:

"There's an urgent funeral at home, and something happened at home before. I sold some food, but I haven't found the tofu rice that I need to have by tomorrow morning, so I want to borrow six pounds of beans from you to grind tofu and make tofu rice to entertain the people from the village."

Old Mrs. Su planned to borrow a little from this family, and a little from that family, aiming to borrow not much from each family so that she could default on the debt with a clear conscience.

The current price of beans is six cents for a pound, and thirty-six cents for six pounds. It seems like a lot of money, but for farmers, these beans are produced from their own fields, so it is not really that much.

"Okay!" Old Mrs. Song thought about what Song Rending said about borrowing and returning five times, and agreed without hesitation, then went into the house and gave it to her.

Six pounds of beans were not a lot, but when she thought that Old Lady Su would have to return her thirty pounds, she felt it was a good deal.

Thirty pounds of beans is a lot just to keep them, it would be worth one hundred and eighty coins if converted into money, and thirty-six pounds if converted into mixed noodles, which is enough for the whole family to eat for a while with other food!

How could it not be refreshing?