Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot
Chapter 43 This is a big deal
Because everyone disliked Old Lady Su, her words successfully killed the crowd.
When Old Mrs. Song heard her showing off her family and mocking Song Rending, she rolled her eyes in annoyance.
Hug, hug, hug your precious granddaughter in your arms quickly and let her absorb all your luck. I’ll see how long you can be luckier!
Old Mrs. Song touched Song Rending's face, hugged her granddaughter in her arms, turned sideways, and continued talking to the person next to her.
The people around her also cooperated with her. As soon as Old Lady Song spoke, someone responded immediately. The back and forth conversations sparked conversation among the people around them. No one paid any attention to Old Lady Su.
When Old Mrs. Su saw them like this, she naturally felt uncomfortable and felt that she was not valued.
So she took two steps forward, coughed a few times, and started talking directly.
The content of her interruption was nothing more than to show off that Su Fuzhu could speak, and she could speak at just over four months old.
She keeps chattering, even if no one pays attention to her, she keeps talking, making people who listen to her feel annoyed.
Old Mrs. Song's ears were filled with her voice, which made her head buzz and made her very irritated.
So, Old Lady Song wanted to retort her.
But unexpectedly, before she could finish her words to Old Lady Su, Song Rending's inner voice rang out first, lively and cheerful:
[Yes, yes, yes, 886, just change that word. Change the word "事" in "Old Lady Su looked at Su Fuzhu with pity. She felt that no one was paying attention to what Su Fuzhu said, which meant that something big had happened to Su Fuzhu" to, hahahahaha]
Old Mrs. Song immediately stopped talking. She narrowed her eyes and began to listen carefully.
[Change it to the “shit” in “拉屎”! ]
[A four-month-old child can't control his excretion system or his buttocks, so he was pulled into her arms. Is that normal? ]
Song Rending is still trying to prove to 886 that his changes are in line with common sense.
886 doesn't want to talk.
She thought of the words that Song Rending had changed several times before, all of which were very interesting.
She had already given Su Fuzhu a blessing from heaven, but she didn't expect that she would have to give Su Fuzhu another childhood memory of shitting in her trouser pocket in front of everyone. Oh, no, it was a childhood memory.
Old Mrs. Song was also greatly shocked.
What should I do? My granddaughter seems to have a strong taste for food. I feel so helpless!
But why am I so inexplicably looking forward to it?
She didn't want to see a little kid having fun, she just wanted to see Old Lady Su showing off, but ended up pulling an armful of poop, and wonder if she would recall the good memories of wandering in his family's toilet.
Because Old Lady Song did not say what she wanted to say to mock Old Lady Su, and other people did not want to pay attention to her, so Old Lady Su continued to talk incessantly.
"My granddaughter is a fairy from heaven, God's own daughter, full of blessings! Have you seen any child who can talk after four months? Hey, mine is good! Our Fuzhu can do it!"
Old Mrs. Su spoke in a murmuring manner.
"I know you are jealous of me for having such a wonderful granddaughter, so you feel inferior and don't talk to me, but what's the use? Bok Joo, this precious little girl, belongs to me!"
Old Mrs. Su continued to sing her one-man show.
"Mrs. Song, your granddaughter is almost one year old and just starting to talk. She is really useless!"
When Old Mrs. Su found that no one was paying attention to her, she pulled Song Rending out again.
What's the point of bringing this up?
Pull it out and step on it.
"It's obvious from the first glance that this baby is not blessed. A blessed baby would have spoken long ago!"
I felt saying it once was not enough, so I said it a second time.
Old Mrs. Song was originally waiting to see "something big happen", but Old Mrs. Su kept pulling her down again and again, using Song Rendong as a ladder for Song Fuzhu to step up, and Old Mrs. Song could no longer hold back.
"Do you think anyone is willing to take care of you? Do you think anyone is willing to take care of you, their granddaughter?"
After asking these two questions and giving Old Lady Su a glare, Old Lady Song ignored her.
【The plot is going on! The plot is going on! 】
Song Rending's voice was cheerful and excited.
It was only then that Old Lady Song realized that in order to trigger "something big", she needed to follow the plot.
Now that she thought about it, the plot had come to an end, so she could just watch the fun in peace.
Because she had been talking to herself for so long and no one paid any attention to her. Even when she brought up the fact that Su Fuzhu could already speak, no one paid any attention to her.
Therefore, these two questions from Old Lady Song were still somewhat damaging to Old Lady Su.
She felt that it must be because of the incident of her falling into the toilet before, which not only affected herself, but also her precious granddaughter Su Fuzhu.
Therefore, Old Mrs. Su looked at Su Fuzhu in her arms with special affection.
She could have ignored people's attention and praise, but Su Fuzhu, who was predicted to be a blessed girl with great fortune and wealth, had learned to speak so clearly in just over four months. How could such a miraculous thing not attract people's attention and praise?
Isn't this a big deal?
Old Mrs. Su looked at the swaddling baby in her arms, and the emotions in her eyes became more and more obvious.
That emotion is regret, a kind of regret that a genius is ignored.
"no no!"
Old Mrs. Su was feeling grief-stricken when Su Fuzhu in her arms suddenly spoke, with all her facial features showing as if she wanted to refuse something.
However, Old Lady Su did not notice her resistance, and instead boasted about her saying "no":
"Did you hear that? Did you hear that? My little Fuzhu can already speak after just four months! Look how clearly she speaks!"
She had been showing off just now, but Su Fuzhu didn't say a word, so no one took it seriously.
But now, everyone heard Su Fuzhu's two clear "no". It was rare to hear such a small baby speak, and everyone wanted to take a look.
So, everyone's eyes turned to Old Lady Su's arms.
Feeling everyone's gazes, Old Lady Su felt a strange sense of satisfaction in her heart.
She even thought that when her husband Gen'er returned home as an official, there would be more and more people looking at him with envy.
These days are really promising.
But at this moment, when everyone was looking at Su Fuzhu, and when Old Mrs. Su was hugging Su Fuzhu's arms tightly with joy, Su Fuzhu made a slightly different sound.
This time the sound was not speech, but an unusually loud "puff".
It didn't come from her mouth, but from the butt that Old Lady Su was holding with her left hand.
Even through the thick swaddling clothes and diaper ring, Old Mrs. Su could feel a rush of heat on her left hand.
Everyone's eyes widened a little as they looked in their direction.
At this time, Old Lady Su didn't have time to care about everyone's gazes, because she felt that the heat did not dissipate, but became wet instead.
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