Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot

[Although the plot has changed, it will not prevent the characters from completing the protagonist's plot.]

886 thought for a long time before giving this answer.

Song Rending didn't expect this teleporter to give any meaningful answers to his little system that was stuck and disconnected.

She was just itching to take the first bite of the hot melon because of her age.

"Mom! Mom! The Su family next door has a yard full of shit. Just now a Taoist priest in ragged clothes came and wanted to say auspicious words to ask for a reward, but he was so irritated that he held his breath. However, he hasn't left yet and it looks like he wants more rewards!"

The sound of "da da da" footsteps was heard, and a fierce voice came into my ears.

[Ah! Song Liwu! My poor second brother! He was so strong, but he was killed by a stone! How tragic!] After hearing the voice, Song Rendong quickly determined who the person was, ignored the content of the words, and began to cry loudly.

Li Taohua:!

Mrs. Song: ! !

Song Dafu:!!!

Three pairs of eyes looked at each other, full of shock and grief.

Song Liwu scratched his ears, confused.

Who was speaking just now?

Could it be that I'm possessed?

Could it be that the neighbors really gave birth to a disaster as the aunt and aunt said, and that he, who was standing outside the yard, was possessed by evil spirits?

The eight-year-old Song Liwu became more and more frightened the more he thought about it. He rushed towards Li Taohua with a howl, "Mom! Mom! The evil star next door that caused shit to fall from the sky has possessed me! There's a Ga Ga Ga! Ga Ga Ga! Ga Ga?!"

Song Liwu was in a hurry to tell everyone that he heard a strange voice calling him, but everything he said was fine at the beginning, but when he got to the key point, it all turned into "ga ga".

This made the eight-year-old boy believe even more what his aunts and aunts said, that the neighbor had given birth to a disaster star who would bring bad luck to him!

“Mom! I don’t want to die! It’s clearly there! Why can’t I say it?”

Song Liwu, who was afraid of being killed by the disaster star that fell from the sky next door, threw himself into Li Taohua's arms and started crying.

Li Taohua hugged her second son who was like a cannonball and began to touch his head to comfort him.

However, she was also quick-witted enough to guess what was going on with her second son from the fact that he just said he was possessed by an evil spirit and then uttered a series of "ga ga ga".

The daughter must have been reborn and had some kind of fate that allowed them to hear her inner voice without her knowing it.

Just now, my daughter mentioned how her second son died.

Judging from the number of people watching the fun now and what my daughter mentioned in her heart before.

The trigger condition for being able to hear his daughter Song Rending's inner voice seemed to be whether she mentioned that person's death.

In the beginning, daughter Song Rending's explosive wails did mention other people in the family, but the only ones who could hear her thoughts were the people whose deaths she mentioned.

To sum up, the second son must have heard his sister's voice, but felt frightened. Combined with what he just heard outside, he felt that he was possessed by evil spirits.

But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that being able to hear my daughter's voice seems to be something that cannot be expressed in words.

Stroking Song Liwu's solid and fleshy back, Li Taohua tried it herself in a low voice.

Sure enough, when he was about to say the words "I heard my daughter's voice", his mouth and throat became uncontrollable and the word "ga" was about to come out.

Li Taohua seriously held back the word "Ga" that was about to come out of her mouth, and then listened to Song Rending's words that seemed to be filling the screen with [I really want to go out and see how the shabby Taoist priest solves the problem], and decided to be a good mother.

While patting his son without any comfort, he said to Song Dafu, the only person present who was not injured:

"Honeysuckle has been cooped up in the house for too long today, Dafu, why don't you take her out for a walk?"

Song Dafu immediately understood the meaning of his wife's words.

Firstly, his daughter wanted to watch the fun, and he heard what his daughter said on the screen just now.

Secondly, she also wanted to know what the wandering Taoist priest said, but it was inconvenient for her to go out. Because she still remembered that when Old Lady Su came, Old Lady Song had "twisted her waist" and his wife Li Taohua had "sprained her ankle".

My second brother is now obsessed with assembling new farm tools in the backyard, and the rest of the family is not at home.

He was the only one suitable to carry Song Rending out to watch the fun.

"Mom, Taohua, you guys rest here. I'll take Rendong out for a walk." Song Dafu picked up Song Rendong from the small rattan bed and walked towards the door while teasing her.

[Dad, you are a good man, you are a very good man! ]

Song Rending gave Song Dafu a good guy card in his heart.

Song Dafu smiled, but his smile was worthless.

And they went out just in time.

Because, Old Lady Su, who had just had her hair pulled by her granddaughter and was almost in so much pain that she threw her granddaughter out, just noticed that there was a shabby Taoist priest outside the door.

Yes, without Li Taohua, and unable to be shown off to others by Old Lady Su because of the blessing from heaven, what she finally grabbed was a strand of Old Lady Su's hair that had fallen down at some point in time.

"Master," Old Lady Su believed in fortune-telling very much. Seeing that the Taoist priest was not driven away by the stench in the yard, she quickly carried her granddaughter and slid out along the wall. "Master, I see you have been standing here for a long time. Do you have any advice? I am willing to listen to your detailed instructions."

Old Mrs. Su's face was full of smiles, and she looked particularly sincere.

The tattered Taoist priest was relieved to see someone finally come out, but he also complained in his heart:

If he hadn't divined in the morning and the hexagram showed the direction, and if he hadn't divined again after arriving, and the hexagram still showed that there was a baby girl here who would be very rich and powerful, and that he would be blessed if he told her fortune, he would not have stayed given the disgraceful situation!

However, his face showed no trace of that, and he looked like an immortal:

"I am a Taoist who lives in Qingfenglu. I am not a master, but I am praised by the believers. I just saw a red light in the sky, counted with my fingers, and thought that a person of great fortune and honor was born, so I came here to see it."

"A person of great fortune and noble character is born?" When Old Lady Su heard this, she became even more interested.

The first moment she saw her granddaughter, she felt that she was a blessed person and looked like a doll in a New Year picture.

However, the "fragrance" wafting from the yard behind her reminded her of the birds taking turns to poop not long ago.

For a moment, Old Lady Su hesitated and was still a little uncertain: "Master, when my granddaughter was born, there was a red light in the sky, but there was also... you can see it, just a little bit on the ground. Even if I believe that my granddaughter is blessed with great fortune, others don't believe it!"

The tattered Taoist priest knew how to read faces. When Old Lady Su stood opposite him holding the child, he saw the face of the blessed girl.

Once you see this, that’s enough!

It is truly a face that represents great fortune, wealth and blessings.

His calculations were all correct.

However, when such a blessed and noble baby was born, it was not a sign of good fortune from heaven, but rather the poop of birds.

What does this mean?

I've lived for so many years, but I've never seen a shabby Taoist priest.

His master had never taught him about this situation.

However, Old Lady Su kept staring at him eagerly, wanting to hear a nice and reasonable explanation.

As a wandering Taoist priest with professional ethics, I have already made predictions about people’s fortunes, so I might as well make up something nice to say!

"Dear believers, these birds flying around are the birds paying homage to the phoenix; these birds defecating in the courtyard are actually clearing away all the filth of the little believers' past and present lives, so that they can be reborn, clean, and blessed with good fortune."

[How can this be explained? Some Taoist priests are simply deceiving!] Song Rendong sighed.

But, Old Mrs. Su believed it!

Old Mrs. Su not only believed it, but also felt it made perfect sense, and began to convince herself.

——Why don’t birds go to other people’s homes, but only to my own home? That’s because only my own lucky granddaughter is qualified to ask birds to clean up the filth for her!

"Master is worthy of being a master. He can see through things that ordinary people like me cannot see through!" Old Mrs. Su rummaged in her sleeves for a long time and took out a copper coin: "My family is poor, Master, please don't think it's too little. Master, you are a wise man, and you are destined to be with my granddaughter. I wonder if the master can give my granddaughter a name?"