Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot

But her worries didn't last long.

Because, Old Lady Song and Li Taohua, who could hear Song Rending's inner thoughts, looked at each other and began to cooperate to help Song Rending relieve his worries.

"Oh, I'm old, and it seems that there were some problems with the steps just now." After being some distance away from the group of students, Old Lady Song slapped her forehead, looking annoyed.

Li Taohua immediately followed up to comfort him: "Mom, everyone has been rescued. Even if they made a mistake, it won't be a problem."

Old Mrs. Song seemed to be comforted: "That's good."

After he finished speaking, he said after a while: "Next time I save someone, I will not slap them. Today I was in a hurry and my palms were numb from slapping you. It shows that I am really old."

"How can you say that mom is old?" Li Taohua said with a smile: "Mom, you are in your prime and in great health. I envy you when I see you!"

"Really? Hahahaha!"

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law sang in unison, and at the end, everything turned into laughter.

Song Liwen, who was holding Song Rending, looked confused.

Song Rendong was finally relieved:

[No matter what the reason was, when Grandma gave up the process of slapping someone when she was saving the drowning person, the result was good. She doesn't have to worry about being hated by others for saving someone next time.]

After feeling relieved, Song Rending finally made time to take a look at the person who was hugging her.

[Ah! It's you, my elder brother who was drowned in the previous life and was saved by me in this life by changing his name! ]

Song Rending blinked her big grape-like eyes and stared at Song Liwen's face.

[No wonder grandpa said that my eldest brother grew up with the most elegant part of his parents! Look at this gentle and refined young boy! Hiss~ How could such a handsome boy have drowned in his previous life? I couldn't even take a few more glances at him and remember his specific appearance.]

[Slurp~ Let me take another look! ]

The words in Song Rendong's heart rolled out like wheels.

Old Lady Song and Li Taohua laughed when they heard this.

It has been a long time since I was able to hear Song Rending's voice.

They didn't even realize that Song Rending was actually a little nymphomaniac who loved to look at pretty girls.

Li Taohua glanced at her eldest son.

Well, yes, it looks pretty good.

I don't know how this child inherited these genes, he always picks on the literary aspects of her and Song Dafu.

Just by looking at his appearance, you can tell that he is a good student.

However, although Song Liwen looked smart as if he was reading some book, his actual expression was a bit dull.

Li Taohua knew what was going on as soon as she saw it.

This is the voice of Song Rending that can be heard!

Every family member should experience something like this, so just digest it yourself!

Li Taohua withdrew her gaze and continued talking to her mother-in-law, Old Lady Song. She didn't look like she came to the academy specifically to see her son.

Song Liwen was holding Song Rending in his arms. His expression was dull and his mind was confused, but it did not affect his ability to hold his sister steadily and walk upright.

[Big brother's expression is really dumb! Could it be that he was frightened by Gou Zijian's "retreat" just now? ]

Song Rending looked at Song Liwen with a dazed face, his mind full of question marks.

[This shouldn't be the case! Is Big Brother so timid? Or is he watersick?]

Song Rendong's eyes rolled around, and he began to think:

[If you are watersick, you have to find a way to cure it as soon as possible. Otherwise, you will not dare to go near water in the future and will be forced to follow the plot sooner or later. How to cure it? How about letting Daddy take Big Brother to get used to the water? No, I can't speak yet, I have to work hard to learn to speak. How about, when I can run, I will arrange for Daddy to take Big Brother to get used to the water? ]

After a little bit of time to buffer and being bombarded with a bunch of his sisters' inner voices, Song Liwen has gotten used to being able to hear the inner voice of his sister, Song Rending.

He even spared a little bit of his peripheral vision to glance in the direction of Li Taohua and Old Lady Song.

There was nothing wrong with either of them. They didn't look back, nor did they stop talking.

So, Song Liwen was still a little bit happy.

It turns out that he is the only one who can hear Dongmei’s thoughts!

For a moment I felt a little silly and happy.

"It was really thrilling today." Song Liwen felt that although he didn't know where Dongmei, a few months old, got such an active spirit, he still needed to cancel his sister's plan to take him to get used to the water since he didn't get seasick. "Fortunately, I don't get seasick. After being pulled down by Brother Zijian, I stood up without getting seasick and falling in. Otherwise, grandma would have to save one more person today!"

Song Liwen felt that his explanation was very thorough, and he clapped Song Rending's hands happily.

[Where is Brother Zijian? They have been paid to push you into the water, and you are still Brother Zijian! If I hadn’t changed the word “push” to “pull back”, you would have been the one to go into the water, my brother～～～]

Song Rending's tone changed drastically in his mind, becoming more and more sarcastic.

Brother Zijian wanted to push me into the water and then go into the water himself? !

If this is true, then he is not Brother Zijian at all!

Bah! Dongmei is my biological sister, how could she lie?

Gou Zijian's behavior just now was weird in every way. It must be what Dong Mei said!

What Gou Zijian, it should be Gou Zijian!

[It's a pity that I don't know who bribed Gou Zijian. Ah! Damn 886, why didn't you tell me! ]

Song Rending's roars became louder and louder.

Song Liwen was curious: What is 886?

But he did not wait for Song Rending's further explanation.

Because the topic that Song Rendong was muttering in his heart had already moved on to something else:

[Today I accompanied my mother and grandma to visit my eldest brother and third uncle. My eldest brother has seen them, but my third uncle has not. I vaguely remember that my third uncle is more handsome than my eldest brother.]

Wow, I'm already starting to covet my third uncle Song Daan's beauty.

Song Liwen glanced at his sister, who was no longer looking at him, and sighed silently in his heart.

What should I do? My sister is a nymphomaniac. What if she gets cheated by a pretty boy in the future?

Although Song Rending is still a little baby in his arms, Song Liwen, as the eldest brother, has already begun to worry whether she will be cheated by a pretty boy when she grows up.

What is this called?

Raising a sister for a hundred years, and always worrying about her ninety-nine?

However, soon, Song Liwen no longer cared about whether there would be gigolos in the future.

because:

[Oh my god! What the hell is this updated plot? Are you planning to send someone away today? I just saved my eldest brother, and the freezing time hasn't even expired yet, and you've already arranged for Third Uncle to be killed as well? ]

[Does it really matter if someone from our Song family stays here today?! ]

[God damn it, my third uncle is just a little handsome, a little good at studying, and has a little hope of passing the imperial examination, but he hasn't decided on a marriage yet! You guys are plotting against him like this! Master Chen is not a good person! Miss Chen is not a good person either! Ahhhh! My third uncle! Inside the academy, and in someone else's dormitory! If Miss Chen really succeeds, my third uncle will go crazy! ]

"Ahhh!" After trying for a long time, he still couldn't say a word. Song Rending was devastated.