Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot

After changing these words, Song Rending pulled a bench and sat under the jujube tree, leaning his back against the tree to relax, preparing for the next round of word changes when the things that changed the plot happened later and affected the changes in the plot, thus causing the text to be updated.

Song Jinxue didn't hear her sister's thoughts, so she went into the house to get out the latest show work, sat next to Song Rending and started doing needlework.

The moment Song Rending sat under the jujube tree, Song Yuedan came over, squeezed next to her sister, and held the iron.

When Liu Qingguo saw the three little girls happily gathered together, he closed the gate and went to do his own work.

As for Old Lady Song and her companions, they arrived at the county government office very smoothly, and successfully met the county magistrate by beating the drum to appeal for justice. After recounting their grievances, they successfully got the county magistrate to summon the old couple of the Kong family and the youngest son Kong Ping, who had not yet returned to the other town, and the two families began to confront each other in court.

The county magistrate was sitting in the main hall, with yamen runners standing on both sides. Members of the Kong and Song families were kneeling on each side, and many townspeople were gathered outside.

In fact, just by looking at the yellow and skinny appearance of Song Sumei and Kong Dani due to malnutrition, the county magistrate had an idea in his mind. He felt that things were definitely not as the people from the Kong family who came to report the case said, that the daughter-in-law Song Sumei had run away with someone, and the granddaughter Kong Dani mistook the thief for her father and ran away with him.

However, according to the laws and regulations, after beating the drum to appeal for justice, the trial process must be followed, and many things require evidence. The county magistrate cannot directly judge the case based on his own judgment.

"Are these the parents and brothers of Kong Cai that Song Sumei is suing?"

The county magistrate slammed the gavel, quieting down old lady Kong who had been shouting since she came in.

When questioned by the county magistrate, the old couple of the Kong family and Kong Pingzi responded respectfully.

"Do you admit what Song said about imprisoning you? Do you have any rebuttal?" the county magistrate continued to ask.

After this question was asked, the old couple of the Kong family did not say anything, but leaned on each other and wiped their tears.

Kong Ping, who looked a little bit sly, became excited. He knelt upright, stretched his neck, and opened his mouth to make an indignant speech.

And just as he was about to utter the first word, the effect of "filled with righteous indignation" turning into "filled with shit" occurred.

The words that Kong Ping spoke did not make any sound. Instead, his stomach growled for a while, and then there was a long "puff", and an unpleasant smell spread out. The sound of his speech was truly filled with "feces".

The whole place was silent. The old couple of the Kong family stopped crying and looked at their son with eyes full of fear and worry.

When Old Lady Song saw this, she knew that this was the plot that her sister Dong had changed.

Although I don’t know what character or word was changed this time, I know as soon as I saw the movement that the word after the change must be a “good word”!

He defecated on the spot and the stench spread quickly. It was the first time the county magistrate had seen such a thing, so he quickly asked someone to carry Kong Ping down to clean up the mess.

At this time, the old couple of the Kong family started talking:

"What's wrong with Ping'er? If he goes to clean up now, won't the tactics we agreed on have to be changed?"

"You really have no sense of propriety when it comes to eating. You defecated in public. Isn't that a disgrace to our Kong family?"

The old couple spoke loudly, attracting the attention of everyone around them, but they seemed not to notice anything until more and more eyes were focused on them, then they realized they had spoken their true feelings.

This is also all thanks to the flexible changes of 886.

Song Rending suggested changing all the “heart sayings” into “new sayings”. 886 was afraid that he had missed a word, or that for some reason, some extra “heart sayings” appeared, so 886 set up keywords. Once a new “heart saying” appears in this text, it will be automatically changed to “new saying”.

This is why the old couple of the Kong family expressed their new thoughts directly out loud because Kong Ping had to go to the toilet on the spot.

"Silence!" The county magistrate turned everyone's attention back to himself, and threw the question that Kong Ping had not answered just now to the old couple of the Kong family again: "Do you agree with what the Song family said about imprisoning you? Do you have any rebuttal?"

Kong Ping was taken away to be dealt with. It was naturally Mrs. Kong who came to discuss the matter:

"It's unfair, sir, this is all nonsense from the Song family! It's obvious that she became a new widow and couldn't stand the loneliness, so she took advantage of the dark night when her family was not on guard and ran away with the girl he gave birth to! It's a pity that my son loved her sincerely, but not long after his death, she couldn't stand the loneliness and had an affair with someone, and even ran away!"

Old Mrs. Kong was screaming and clamoring, dancing and gesticulating, looking extremely distressed, and she seemed to be really sad.

When Old Lady Song, who was holding Song Sumei in her arms, heard what she said, she said "Pooh" in her direction and said:

"The laws of our dynasty allow widows to remarry. My son has read the law and can read. Even if he is confused, he would not do such a thing! What's more, your family falsely accused my son of adultery and said that it was discovered two days ago. According to what you said, my son had adultery with someone and looked like he had been hungry for months, and he crawled back to his parents' home with only one breath left? Just look at the appearance of my daughter Mei Zi, and you will know how much she has suffered! You two old people took advantage of the recent death of your son-in-law, but the son-in-law left behind a will for Dani to marry a son-in-law, and wanted to give all the property of the eldest son to the youngest son. You are plotting against your daughter-in-law and granddaughter, and you are not afraid of being struck by lightning!"

The onlookers outside naturally wanted to talk about what was happening inside. When they heard about their confrontation and looked at Song Sumei's lonely appearance who was about to fall down, they couldn't help but talk about Song Sumei.

When Mrs. Kong saw that something was not right, she quickly presented the evidence she had:

"We have evidence that Song was having an affair with someone! We found her bellyband in the servant's room!"

When the county magistrate heard Mrs. Kong say that she had evidence, he naturally asked her to present the evidence.

But Old Lady Kong was left with only her two paws open, and the people below did not present any evidence.

"The evidence of the bellyband is with my son! Everything will be clear when he comes back!"

Old Mrs. Kong touched her body a few times and remembered to put the forged evidence on Kong Ping.

I don’t know whether Kong Ping has been cleared of all charges, but given the current situation, I can only pass the message to Kong Ping again.

The county magistrate ordered Kong Ping to be brought up for interrogation.

But when Kong Ping, dressed in new clothes, was brought up again, when he was asked to produce the bellyband evidence, he made a "Hey hey" sound, and then, with an extremely arrogant pull of the corners of his mouth, he laughed out loud with a "Hey hey" sound.

Old Mrs. Song: This is definitely Dongmei’s work again!