59 years after its opening, people are still in Nanluoguxiang.
Chapter 887 Pretending to be stupid
Big sister is back, and barbecue is back!
Barbecue is back, and happiness is here!
That night, Chen Feng had to accept a jade carving from the Fuxi era in the Bronze Gate Cave with a [tears (crossed out)] smile, and roasted a big fat sheep for them!
Don't ask how the sheep came!
As long as there is enough food and money, we will kill the Jurchen leader. As long as the money is in place, we will roast the lamb!
The service is so considerate!
"Mister Beauty, you don't know how delicious the mutton in Yingbin Building is. It's even better than Big Brother's... a little bit." Fatty Wang was about to say that it was much more delicious, but when he looked up, he saw a pair of death rays coming from Big Brother and he immediately became scared.
"A few hundred million?" Zhang Haixing asked knowingly, "Hundreds of millions of billion?"
"Ha, no, it's one, two, three, four, one!" Fatty Wang smiled awkwardly, touched his conscience and said sorry.
"Brother's barbecue is delicious too, I think they are the same!" Chen Hao's revolutionary belief is undoubtedly more firm than that of the fat man. How could he betray his class comrades?
They are indeed brothers!
Chen Feng gave him a look that said, "Although you are stupid, I still love you."
"How much will it cost for you guys to go to the Yingbin Building?" Chen Jianjun asked curiously.
He has never been to such a big restaurant, and he is reluctant to leave!
With so much money, he could support many of his comrades' widows.
"Dad, I know!" Chen Li found the opportunity to show off, and immediately raised her hand and shook the roasted lamb ribs in her hand.
The greasiness on the little hands was particularly noticeable under the light.
"Lily, don't say that!" Chen Hao thought something was wrong and hurriedly stopped the girl.
If they knew that I spent fifty dollars on one meal, they would never be able to hang out with Big Brother again.
"Chen Hao, shut up. Lily, you speak."
Zhou Qing picked up a piece of meat for his daughter.
Chen Li said loudly: "That's a lot of money!"
"How much money is a lot?" Zhou Qing asked.
“It’s just a lot of money!”
Chen Li played dumb.
Although she didn't understand why her second brother didn't allow her to say it, she knew one thing: if her second brother didn't allow her to say it, it definitely meant that she couldn't say it.
"Chen Hao, you speak!"
Zhou Qing named.
"Mom, so much money!" Chen Hao tried to imitate Chen Li, but he forgot that he was not a 4-year-old girl after all.
"Starting from tomorrow, you will copy a thousand words every day. I will check it personally at night. You are not allowed to go to bed until you finish. You have to improve your handwriting." Zhou Qing said gently.
Chen Hao remained silent and ate his food in silence.
Zhou Qing looked at Fatty Wang.
Fatty Wang lives under someone else's roof, but he doesn't have the courage of Chen Hao. When you are under someone else's roof, you have to bow your head!
Besides, a thousand words!
"Auntie, it seems to be more than fifty yuan!"
"That's more than fifty yuan!" Zhou Qing ignored him and said with certainty.
Fatty Wang was sniped by six death rays!
He was shot in the head!
"Xiao Feng, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but this is such a waste!" Zhou Qing couldn't help but complain, "It's not that we don't have meat at home. There are plenty of delicious breakfasts in Tianjin."
"You can't spoil them too much and let them get used to eating and drinking."
Chen Jianjun was still winking at Chen Hao, gloating over his misfortune.
Zhou Qing turned around and saw her husband like this. She was so angry that she stomped hard under the table.
Chen Jianjun's expression was a little crooked!
"Xiao Feng, your mother is right. I want to criticize you on this point. There are so many delicious foods at home, how can you go to the Yingbin Building? I haven't even been there."
"No, I mean I can't bear to waste it!"
"Dad, you have no money!"
Chen Li revealed her father's difficulties in a second.
excellent!
Chen Feng laughed wildly in his heart and gave his little sister a thumbs up!
Give her a mutton chop immediately.
Chen Li showed her eldest brother a row of small white teeth and two dimples.
"Nonsense, Dad makes more than 100 yuan a month now!" Chen Jianjun tried his best to maintain his image as an outstanding male representative of the second generation of the Chen family.
"You can only eat it twice!" Chen Li calculated and actually figured it out.
"Lily, you're so smart!" Chen Feng seized the opportunity and began to deliberately change the subject: "Grandpa, look at Lily, she has learned multiplication and division, and she has more than 100 of them."
The old man and the old lady were indeed shocked!
My little granddaughter is so smart!
This number multiplication and division should be for third grade, right?
"Lily, can you calculate this?" Zhou Qing immediately forgot about Chen Feng wasting money. Compared with her younger daughter studying well and being able to go to university, fifty yuan was nothing!
"Mom, mutton is delicious!"
Chen Li held up the mutton given by her elder brother and spoke loudly.
"What kind of mutton should we eat? Let me ask you, what is one hundred divided by 50?" Zhou Qing asked anxiously.
"3?" Chen Li muttered.
"Puch!"
Zhang Haixiong directly sprayed out the soda in her mouth!
Chen Feng stared at her expressionlessly.
He suspected she did it on purpose!
He turned his head from the table, but why didn't he turn towards Chen Jianjun, but towards himself?
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that!"
"I know you did it on purpose!" Chen Feng rolled his eyes.
The old lady threw him the dry towel.
"Ugh!"
The old man let out a long sigh.
Could it be that my granddaughter, who is so smart, is too smart?
"Grandpa, pretending to be stupid is also a form of self-protection. Too much wisdom will lead to injuries, so just pretend to be stupid!" Chen Feng said with a smile.
Chen Jianjun sighed: "Or, let Qing'er give him a good beating. I'll go far away so that he can't hear anything."
Chen Li widened her eyes and looked at her biggest...second biggest backer.
This sentence sounds so familiar!
She seemed to have heard it many times before!
Let me think, who said that to whom!
"father!"
"Hey, don't call me dad, I don't know you!" Chen Jianjun said pretending to be stupid.
"Dad, eat meat!" Chen Li became very filial and put the lamb chops that she had eaten a few bites of into Chen Jianjun's mouth.
Boss Chen hesitated for a few seconds, but still failed to block the sugar-coated bullet from the little cotton-padded jacket!
"Hehe, Dad, it's delicious!"
"Unappetizing!"
Chen Li continued feeding.
"You two stop making trouble!" The old lady couldn't stand it anymore. The older one was acting like a silly child, and the younger one was acting like a cunning adult. What was this!
Chen Feng smiled and handed a skewer of lamb belly to Zhang Haixing.
The latter's shoulders were shaking from laughing so hard that he could hardly eat.
"Come, let's celebrate Lily learning multiplication and division, and also celebrate Xiaohua's return from the Northeast!"
The old man felt that Chen Feng was right. It was a good thing that Chen Li learned to play dumb!
Just like Gan Luo and Cao Chong, they are young and super smart, but they love to show off and don't know how to keep things to themselves. That's really bad!
"cheers!"
Those who drink drink, drink; those who drink soda drink soda.
The old man really wanted to ask about the bronze door, but when the words came to his lips, he suppressed them.
There will be plenty of ways to go there in the future.
First build the tractor factory, then build the cement factory. Sooner or later, the cement road will reach the top of Changbai Mountain!
No matter whether it’s a bronze door, a black iron door, or a diamond door, I will dig it up for you anyway!
Which one is better at mining?
Changsheng Mountain is the best!
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