59 years after its opening, people are still in Nanluoguxiang.
Chapter 676 The Little Boar is Coming
"Brother, wipe me first, then I'll wipe you. Brother, wipe me more, my butt hurts."
Zhou Fubo was about to nod, then he felt something was wrong.
You applied too much medicine, what should I do with my butt?
"Why are you first?"
"I am the younger brother. The teacher said, Kong Rong gave up his pears. You are the older brother, so you should take care of me."
"But my butt hurts so badly too!"
Zhou Fubo held the medicine bottle and said, "You wipe me first, and then I'll wipe you. As a younger brother, you have to help your brother."
It wasn't a big deal, but two little disputes happened and no one was happy about it!
"Then why don't you help me first."
Chen Feng watched the two of them arguing, just like he was watching many couples. Sometimes many arguments were nothing serious, they just started because of one wrong word.
Well, this kind of thing happens a lot in online forums and chat groups.
If you disagree with something, three generations will be affected!
"What are you arguing about?" Grandpa came out, not quite understanding why they were arguing about this. What's the importance of the order?
"It doesn't matter who comes first or last, right?"
"If you have this much time, you should wipe it all off!"
"But grandpa, there's only this much medicine in the bottle. Whoever wipes it later might have used less." Zhou Dinghai twisted his waist and said, "Using more medicine will definitely make you heal faster."
"You two are going to piss me off to death!"
Grandpa said earnestly: "Brothers should unite. Have you forgotten this?"
"Grandpa, I haven't forgotten!"
The two brothers said together.
"How about this, you play rock-paper-scissors. Whoever loses gets to wipe first." Grandpa walked up to Chen Feng and looked at the sack on the ground.
"Ok!"
The old man squatted down and opened the sack. He saw the little wild boar inside grunting and its legs, which were tied with ropes in front and back, twisting continuously.
"Hey, it's a little wild boar!"
"Grandpa, this is a boar. If my cousin hadn't said to keep it for breeding, Lily would have killed it and roasted it." Zhou Dinghai lost the rock-paper-scissors game to his eldest brother and could only clean up Zhou Fubo's mess.
Zhou Fubo moved out a bench, took off his pants and lay on it.
"Ah, Fu Bo, you are shameless!"
Zhou Xiaoya finished her lunch and came over to see and wait for Chen Feng to drive over.
When the two brothers came back yesterday, they told their friends that their eldest cousin would be coming the next day.
As a result, she brought a few younger brothers to play, and as soon as they came in, they saw a little red and white butt exposed on the bench, and the red was the mark left by the broom.
"Xiao Ya, what's your name? I've seen you wear open-crotch pants before!"
Zhou Fubo said proudly: "I remember you didn't have a little——"
"Snapped!"
Before he could finish his words, grandma slapped him on the butt, and the tender red flesh on the wound rippled, making a crisp sound.
"Ouch!"
The poor cousin's face was deformed due to the pain.
Zhou Dinghai was dumbfounded when he held the medicine, but for some reason, he really wanted to imitate his grandmother and slap his eldest brother on the butt again.
"I told you to talk nonsense, are you still a child?" Grandma said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense in the future."
The older generation still attaches great importance to the relationship between men and women.
It is also strange that some people are so conservative that they still strictly abide by traditional morals in the new century, but some people become dissolute and corrupt very quickly. They dared to take off their clothes and parade in the streets to promote "big breasts" in the Republic of China.
Just like the storm a few years later, some people would rather die than violate human ethics and moral principles, and some even wanted to shoot their own parents.
"Grandma, this bag is for food, take it to the kitchen."
Chen Feng handed a bag of meat to the old man and said with a smile: "There is a Sijiucheng roast duck in it. Chen Hao and Lili bought it specially for you."
In addition, he also put ten cans of meat.
Three bottles of wild boar meat, three bottles of venison, and four bottles of ginseng slices, mushrooms and chicken, all of which can be stored for a while.
This tastes much better than pickled meat and keeps longer.
"Haha, Xiaohao and Lili have grown up." The old man was a little happy holding the bag and said before going in: "They all know to give us gifts."
She felt a little guilty that her family was unable to compensate her daughter and grandchildren, but instead always received things from them.
On the contrary, Chen Feng felt that it was nothing. If it weren't for this important relationship, why would Zhoujia Village lend you a boat and risk being criticized by the commune to cover up their fish sales?
Besides, they had eaten a lot of seafood in the past!
These were caught by my uncle and aunt at sea.
"Zhou Xiaoya, go tell your grandfather that the little boar has been brought here and will be raised in the village. It's up to you whether to raise it in the village committee or in your home."
Chen Feng said to the little girl behind the corner, Zhou Fubo’s butt couldn’t be seen from there.
"Okay, my grandfather just said that if you bring a wild boar, you should go back to him immediately." Zhou Xiaoya was about to turn around and leave, but stopped and said, "Fubo, I want to tell my grandfather that you have no shame!"
"do not!"
Zhou Fubo said fearfully that the old patriarch beat the children in their village more times than their teachers did.
And every time it was held in the ancestral hall, they would specially "beat the children" with the children lying on stools.
The clan leader took out an account book and calculated who made a mistake and how many times they should be punished with a ruler, and who went into the sea to fish without permission and how many times they should be spanked.
Therefore, what they fear most on weekdays is that others will complain about them, their names will be remembered by the clan leader, and then the accounts will be settled on the day of ancestor worship.
"I'll buy you a soda!"
"Really?" Zhou Xiaoya asked, sticking her head out.
"Really!" Zhou Fubo was heartbroken. He bought a lot of soda in Sijiu City, and this time Chen Feng delivered them together. They were all in the small storage box behind the truck.
"Trying to bribe me is aggravating the crime!"
Zhou Xiaoya said righteously and ran home quickly.
Zhou Fubo was dumbfounded.
Chen Feng glanced at his little cousin and thought, he deserved it!
If you expose the dark history of other girls, especially in front of boys, involving the dark history of open-crotch pants, it would be strange if you are not severely retaliated.
He opened the carriage and took out two bags, one from Zhou Dinghai and the other from Zhou Fubo.
The two brothers did not buy the same things.
On the contrary, Zhou Jing, who was rich, followed Chen Feng's advice and bought a few pieces of gold jewelry, but didn't buy anything else.
"Okay, it's my turn!"
Zhou Fubo turned over, put on his pants, tied his belt, and took a look at the remaining medicine. There was exactly half left.
After taking the ointment, the burning pain in his buttocks was much less.
"Lie down, I'll apply medicine on you."
"I'll go inside and wipe it." Zhou Dinghai carried a stool into the room. He didn't want everyone to see his white butt.
"What are you afraid of? There's nothing shameful about it." Zhou Fubo said indifferently.
"Brother, you are shameless." Zhou Dinghai took these things seriously and went into the room carrying a bench. Zhou Fubo had to follow him.
"Grandma, these two bags belong to me and my brother. Don't take them to the room. I'll divide the things up later. I bought you a hat."
"it is good!"
Grandma looked at the bag that Chen Feng took out, and thinking that someone would come to move the little wild boar later, she gave it to her two grandsons to their room.
Two bags are still a bit heavy.
There are mainly several sets of picture books, as well as some special toys, such as wooden tops, steel simulation guns, slingshots, footballs, etc.
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