59 years after its opening, people are still in Nanluoguxiang.
Chapter 189 Going to the Toilet Without Toilet Paper
Many people say that a woman is worth five hundred ducks and can annoy her husband to death.
But Chen Feng felt that the three old guys in front of him, once they drank some wine and ate some meat, were more capable than 1,500 ducks.
He has never seen why Song Jiang died after being recruited by the amnesty, and then inexplicably turned into Zhu Bajie's happy life after becoming the Altar Purifier.
A meal of wolf meat hotpot kept them chatting from 1: pm to around pm.
As a result, there were only a few glasses of wine left in the bottle.
"master."
Han Chunming came in with his schoolbag and couldn't take his eyes off the hot pot on the kitchen table.
"Master, two grandfathers, hello, senior brother."
"Let me pour you some wine!"
Chen Feng gave him the bottle.
Han Chunming poured more wine for them. Seeing that they looked full and satisfied, he couldn't help but ask, "Master, do you want to eat more?"
Guan Shan said calmly: "I won't eat it anymore. I'll leave the rest to you."
"Thank you, master!"
Han Chunming took out a pair of chopsticks and started eating immediately.
Chen Feng handed him a bowl and added some vegetable leaves to the hot pot.
Looking at Han Chunming happily eating the remaining hot pot meat, Chen Feng couldn't help but think of Yi Zhonghai, who also took in disciples and supported himself in his old age.
Yi Zhonghai and Guan Yushan both follow rules, but the former is good at managing relationships and winning people over, while the latter leads an indifferent life and has average popularity.
Yi Zhonghai is really rich. The salary of a level 7 fitter is really good, but he has no son. In order to provide for his future retirement, he is reluctant to buy even a second-hand bicycle for a few dozen dollars.
No smoking, no drinking, no gambling!
Apart from the yellow character, he is very frugal and is an invisible "rich man" in Compound No. 95.
But what I can’t understand is why he swallowed up the money that He Daqing sent to Sha Zhu and He Yushui!
10 yuan a month is not a small amount of money!
After accumulating over the years, it amounted to several hundred yuan.
If you meet a stricter judge, it would be enough to treat him to peanuts.
'Should I tell Lao Guan about this?'
Yi Zhonghai did not offend him, but who asked Sha Zhu and He Yushui to have a good relationship with him? Now there is another thing about the mountain.
Help your relatives but not others!
After Jin Shaojie and Wu Xinwei finally finished drinking the Fenjiu, the two old guys said they were full, patted their butts and left.
Han Chunming, this ruthless man, not only ate the ginger and green onions, but also planned to drink the soup.
"Okay, I'm going to save this soup for cooking noodles tomorrow."
Han Chunming licked his face and asked, "Master, is it tomorrow morning?"
Lu Shan snorted coldly: "If you want to eat, get me some vegetables. Also, come with me later and help me buy more than ten kilograms of coal briquettes."
"Okay, Master, I have cabbage at home." Han Chunming said happily.
Han Chunming is still lucky.
The plan was to let him live there in his old age, and when the reform and opening up came and his son and daughter-in-law came back, he would be liberated.
In the end, he got all of Lao Guan's property.
"Xiao Ming, remember to wash the bowls and hot pot clean, use more soap and water." Chen Feng ordered.
Without detergent, washing dishes would be troublesome.
In particular, Chen Feng likes to use a lot of oil when cooking, which causes the pots and pans to always have some greasy stains.
"Brother, don't worry, I promise there will be no oil."
Han Chunming answered while biting the bone from which he had eaten the meat.
"Uncle Guan, there is something I want to tell you."
Chen Feng came back and passed by the department store, where he bought 20 packs of cigarettes.
"I don't know how the city of Beijing implements the tobacco tickets."
He didn't remember when the cigarette coupons were implemented, but he knew that they would be promoted nationwide before the storm.
In other words, if you buy one more pack of cigarettes now, you will have to use one less ticket in the future.
When I passed by the supply and marketing cooperative, I found that it was still open, so I quickly slipped in and bought more than a dozen packs of good cigarettes such as Daqianmen and Mudan.
Seeing Chen Feng take out dozens of dollars, Guo Chunhua and the others were extremely envious.
The wages they earned from their "hard work" for a month were not as much as what Chen Feng spent on cigarettes in one go.
"Xiao Feng, did you hunt wild boar again?"
"No."
Chen Feng didn't say much, even though the news of him hunting five wolves would soon be spread by the security guards of the Red Star Steel Mill.
"Auntie Guo, do you have any candy tickets? I want to buy a few pounds of candy."
"I don't have it, but if you want it, sell us a few more fish next time, and I promise to give you a few kilograms of candy tickets." Guo Chunhua promised.
This all-knowing person in Nanluoguxiang, as a know-it-all, has a wide network of contacts and can get all kinds of receipts.
"Sure, please help me keep an eye on it, Aunt Guo."
Chen Feng put the cigarettes into his backpack and went straight home.
Zhou Qing has returned to cook dinner. Chen Hao, Hu Bayi, and He Yushui are taking extra lessons in the study. In order to prevent Ran Qiuye from getting cold, Sha Zhu, the bootlicker, even bought a small stove.
This small stove is suitable for making tea or boiling water, and only one coal ball is needed.
However, drinking tea late at night will definitely cause insomnia, so the old man used it to boil water.
The Chen family is large, and they need several bottles of boiled water for foot soaking at night, which can be considered as a waste utilization.
"Lily, give grandma the cigarette."
Chen Feng gave the Peony Blue cigarette to the little girl. The little girl took the cigarette and ran into the old man's house in a hurry to deliver it.
"Grandma, cigarettes, from a big pot, I gave them to you!"
Chen Li couldn't wait to show off her achievements.
"Well, my grandchildren still know how to respect their grandma."
"Uh-huh!"
The little girl nodded wildly in the old man's room.
The old man was processing wolf skins. Hearing this, he curled his lips but did not argue.
It was almost time for dinner, and the little girl suddenly needed to poop. Zhou Qing asked Chen Feng to go, so Chen Feng went to find Chen Jianguo.
"Uncle, I'll give you a good opportunity to show off."
"Come on, you!" Chen Jianguo looked at Chen Feng with contempt and carried the little girl to the toilet outside the compound.
After a few minutes, Jiang Hongjun ran in.
"Brother Xiaofeng, Uncle Jianguo said he didn't bring any paper."
Depend on!
This second uncle is too unreliable!
Chen Feng took out a stack of space-decomposed straw paper and gave it to Jiang Hongjun. This batch was multi-layer thin paper that he had specially degraded. It was softer than newspaper and suitable for wiping the mouth.
As for public toilets, they are extremely poisonous!
He will die if he gets close!
"Hongjun, help me get it to my second uncle."
"Okay, Brother Xiaofeng!"
Jiang Hongjun obediently took the toilet paper.
After a while, Chen Jianguo came back holding the little girl.
"Uncle, wash your hands first."
"Why are you so nosy?" Chen Jianguo was speechless.
"Be sure to wash your hands when going to the toilet!" Chen Feng reminded.
"Isn't this a waste of water resources?" Chen Jianguo couldn't understand Chen Feng's idea and thought it was a pure waste of water. After all, water charges also cost money.
"Stop talking nonsense. Xiao Feng is right. You should wash your hands after using the toilet. This is to wash away the foul smell in the toilet."
The old man explained it using his own unique worldview.
"Then why didn't I have to wash before?" Chen Jianguo sighed.
"There was an emperor before, where is he now?"
The old lady kept changing the concepts as soon as she opened her mouth, raising the era and the pattern by a large margin.
Chen Feng added: "Uncle, you know how dirty the area around the public toilet is. There are a lot of bacteria and viruses there, and it's easy to get sick."
"We're going to eat soon. If we don't wash our hands, little Lily will get sick easily."
While they were talking, Chen Hao had already filled some warm water for the little girl to wash her hands.
“Hee hee, wow wow!”
The little girl kept slapping the water in the basin, looking very happy.
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