I am a shooter

The water in the pond is clear and the beautiful scenery is in full view. However, the cleaner and purer a place looks, the more dangerous it is.

Ning Shu and the other man talked for a while before Shen Xuannu finally seemed to react. She pointed at the evil cultivators who were already salivating and asked, "So you want them to be greedy and kill each other?"

"That's right!" Ning Shu snapped her fingers. "Let them maintain their greedy mood, and then you can take action at the end. You can watch the show and get some delicious melon seeds at the same time, killing two birds with one stone!" She was still thinking about the mass production in the God Realm, so she took over the conversation casually.

Unexpectedly, Shen Xuannv suddenly clapped her hands and laughed: "You are really evil, and you have a bright future! Hehehe..."

Ning Shu nearly choked on her words, internally complaining, "Why don't you listen to what you're saying?! I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen anyone describe "cannibalism" as so refreshing and refined, and then praise others for being evil!" She looked down at her hands, which seemed a bit "evil"—but being called evil by such a "top villain" was so awkward!

The splashing water from the waterfall cast a hazy halo of light within the illusion. The evil cultivators on the other side snorted louder than a blower, like possessed stray dogs. Their bulbous noses sniffed the air, their small eyes narrowed within their fat piles. "Boss, this smell is like honey! It makes my bones soften!"

Scarface's hand holding the machete loosened, and the blade clanged against the stone: "I don't know what it tastes like, but this feeling... is better than drinking a hundred-year-old liquor!" He smacked his lips, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down, like a loach thrown into a hot oil pan.

"Something's wrong, something's really wrong!" The skinny man suddenly jumped up, the hem of his black robe sweeping the pebbles on the ground, causing them to roll. "This fragrance is uncanny!"

Scarface glared and spun the machete in his hand. "What did you find, kid? Tell me! Is there an ambush?"

Skinny Bamboo Gulp swallowed his saliva, an ecstatic expression on his face: "Boss! This fragrance can improve my cultivation! I just took a deep breath, and the bottleneck in my cultivation has actually loosened! I feel like I can break through after two more breaths!"

As soon as these words came out, the man with the garlic nose exploded: "You are so jumpy! I thought you found some deadly trap. I was so scared that I tightened my belt!" He rushed forward and slapped the skinny bamboo pole in the face, making the other person spin in a circle on the spot.

"No, Boss!" The skinny guy covered the back of his head and smiled apologetically, his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum. "I just wanted to lighten the mood! Look, we're going to make a fortune soon, so why not have some fun first?"

Ning Shu sat on a rock on the opposite bank, slapping his thigh as he watched. "It's a shame this skinny guy doesn't do crosstalk! What would his acting skills taste like if he were made into melon seeds?"

The goddess, who was using her spiritual power to stack melon seed shells into a small tower, replied without even looking up, "It tastes like plum."

"Why does it taste like plum?" Ning Shu leaned over to look at her "melon seed shell tower". The tower was crooked and looked like it would collapse at any time.

"Because it tastes bland." Shen Xuannv put the last piece of melon seed shell on the top of the tower. The small tower collapsed with a "crash", but she smiled so much that her eyes curved into crescents.

"Okay, you dare to play a pun with me!" Ning Shu stretched out his hand to tickle her armpits. Shen Xuannu rolled on the rocks with laughter, and Xiaopang's feet kicked and splashed water everywhere. "Look at my eighteen ways of tickling! I'll let you know what the sufferings of the world are!"

The two were having a great time, and the evil cultivators on the other side could no longer hold back. Scarface swung his machete, spitting like rain. "Brothers, divide into three groups and surround these two girls! If anyone lets them escape, I'll peel off his skin and use it as a lantern!"

As soon as the words fell, the three men scattered like hungry wolves pouncing on their prey. Bulbous Nose stomped forward, thumping on the water, splashing with every step; Skinny Bamboo Pole slid along the bushes on the shore, not even noticing his black robe got caught on a branch; Scarface was the most agile, running directly across the water, like a shadow play with the fast-forward button pressed.

"My two young ladies, the water in this pond is very cold. Why don't you let us warm you up?" Scarface smiled so hard that his face was shaking. He threw the machete in his hand to the ground, and stretched out his black claws to grab at the phantom.

"Ning Shu" and "Shen Xuan Nu" in the pool not only did not hide, but instead moved closer to him, and said in a voice so soft that it could squeeze water out of it: "Is this brother an immortal? He looks very impressive."

Scarface suddenly felt lighter, rubbing his hands and laughing: "It's the Immortal Brother! Do you want to go back to the cave with me? I promise there will be food, drink and fun!" As he said that, he wanted to reach out to hug her, but the "Goddess Xuannv" gently dodged him.

"Don't be impatient, Immortal Brother." Phantom blinked his large, watery eyes, his long eyelashes casting fan-shaped shadows on the water. "It's not too late to wait until we finish talking."

Scarface was infuriated by this hard-to-get tactic, but he couldn't bring himself to resort to violence. He could only nod patiently, "Okay, okay, little lady, if you have anything to say, just say it. I'm listening."

The guy with the bulbous nose on the shore was getting anxious and yelled at the top of his voice, "Brother, hurry up! The brothers are waiting!"

Skinny Bamboo Pole also joined in the commotion: "That's right, big brother, don't waste time talking to them, just carry them back!"

Scarface turned around and glared at them: "What's the hurry? Do you know what is fun?" He turned around and put on a flattering smile, "Little lady, please tell me quickly, brother can't wait."

"My sister and I have special physiques, so we have never been able to practice." Phantom sighed softly, his tone full of grievance, which made Scarface's heart tighten.

"Oh? What's the special method?" Scarface asked curiously, his eyes fixed on Phantom's chest, his saliva almost flowing into the water.

"We have a physique that's like fish and water." Phantom's voice lowered, a blush spreading across her cheeks. "You must practice dual cultivation with your husband to enter the realm of enlightenment. And... we sisters must serve together. Only then can we help your husband achieve a breakthrough in cultivation."

As soon as these words came out, the evil cultivators on the other side of the river went into a tizzy like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. Bulbous Nose's fat flesh was shaking with excitement: "Boss! This is great news! We're rich!"

Skinny Bamboo also rubbed his hands and moved forward: "Brother, this kind of good thing can't be enjoyed alone! We brothers should share the blessing..."

"Shut up!" Scarface turned around suddenly, his eyes wide as copper bells, "Who do you think you are? Are you worthy of touching my woman?"

Phantom suddenly burst into laughter, the sound as clear as windchimes. "But, sisters like us can only serve one husband. Whoever breaks our virginity first, we'll have to follow him. Anyone else who touches him will be poisoned to death." She tilted her head and looked innocently at the other side. "So, brothers, who among you will be our husband?"