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Lu Changqing went over the words of the Jade Emperor in her mind. There are several versions of "The Legend of the White Snake". The earliest one she knew was a mythological story in which Dong Yong sold himself to bury his father. His filial piety moved the heaven, who allowed the seventh princess to come down to earth and form a marriage with him for a hundred days.

Without even having to trace the origin of the story, Lu Changqing knew that this ghost story must have been made up by a man.

Earthly women could no longer satisfy them, so fairies had to come down to earth to bear children for them.

This ghost story is similar to "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl". Regardless of the family strength or personal abilities of the male protagonists in the story, as long as they have one "beautiful and excellent" quality, there will be fairies willing to be their wives. Even if they are reluctant at first, they will be moved by their good qualities later.

What a drama about a rich son-in-law!

Most of the daydreams of women are about yearning for beautiful love, but when men dream, they don’t need sweet love, they just need a high-level slave who is willing to work hard and bear children for them.

For thousands of years, men's thinking has not changed at all. They are like uncivilized beasts whose mentality has been forced into a pre-set robot program. No matter what ghost story it is, it all comes down to what's going on in their crotch. They will never realize that their fantasies about women are just a projection of their reproductive desires.

Lu Changqing felt that since the Jade Emperor had mentioned to her that someone in the mortal world sold himself to bury his father, the current version should be 1.0, and not the 2.0 version which was later changed to the one where the Seven Fairies wanted to go down to the mortal world and marry someone on their own initiative.

Lu Changqing pretended to be innocent and asked curiously, "Father, why did he sell himself to bury my father? Did he lose his hands and feet?"

The Jade Emperor did not expect Lu Changqing to ask this question. He was stunned for a moment before replying, "No."

"Since he has all his limbs intact, why did he fall to the point of selling himself to bury his father? Not to mention the thin coffin, can't he even afford a straw mat?"

The Jade Emperor disagreed and said, "Xiao Qi is wrong. His father gave birth to him and raised him. How can he be buried hastily with a straw mat?"

"You can only do what you are capable of. If you don't have the ability to buy a coffin and perform a ritual, then don't do it. If his father loved his son, he probably wouldn't want to see him sell himself into slavery for him after his death."

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "Xiao Qi, you are wrong to think so. All mortals attach great importance to their affairs after death. His father suffered from illness during his lifetime, so he should also hope to have a grand funeral after his death."

"Ah? If that's the case, then this filial son's filial piety is in vain."

"What do you mean, Xiao Qi?"

"His father asked his son to hold a grand funeral for him when he was dying, knowing that the family was short of money. Can he be considered a loving father?" Lu Changqing ignored the surprised expressions of the crowd and continued, "Besides, mortals believe that death is like the extinguishing of a lamp, and there is nothing left after death. Since there is nothing left, no matter how well the filial son holds the funeral, his father will not be able to see it. Isn't this a waste of filial piety?"

"Xiao Qi, how could you have such an indecent idea?" The fairy looked at the angry Jade Emperor and reminded Lu Changqing, "Hurry up and apologize to your father."

Lu Changqing said confidently: "I am just talking about the facts. I didn't say anything wrong, so why should I apologize? The father is kind and the son is filial. The father comes first, the son comes second. Kindness comes first, filial piety comes second. If the father is not kind, why should the son be filial?"

She was serious about choosing the right words.

"You mean to say that if it were you and me, you wouldn't bury your father properly if you didn't have money?" The Jade Emperor's voice was a little tense, and it could be heard that he was a little angry.

Lu Changqing didn't understand why the Jade Emperor would use himself as an example. Wasn't this just looking for trouble?

"Of course not. I'm not as useless as that filial son. If I don't have money, I'll go to work to earn money. If no one wants me, I can go to the mountains to collect firewood or dig wild vegetables and bring them to the market to exchange for money." Lu Changqing said proudly: "Or I can go to the embroidery workshop to work. I always have a way to make money."

"By the time you get the silver, several days may have passed. By then, your father's body will have stank. This is not filial piety."

Look at the way you say this, it sounds as if putting his body in a coffin won't stink.

Lu Changqing said sincerely, "I believe my father is different from other fathers. If my father is still alive, he will not make things difficult for me. He will wait until I have saved enough silver before the money starts to rot and stink."

Jade Emperor: ...

"So after all, Xiao Qi thinks that the filial son's behavior of selling himself to bury his father is not wise, right?"

Lu Changqing shook his head. "That's his choice. It has nothing to do with me. My opinion is not important to him at all."

"How can it not be important? Your father is planning to have you come down to earth to help him through this difficult time and give birth to children for him."

Lu Changqing looked at the Jade Emperor in astonishment. Was it so direct? He didn't even ask for her opinion and directly decided whether she should stay or go.

Lu Changqing pointed at his nose and asked, "Why me? I am not moved by his filial act."

The Jade Emperor put his hands behind his back and said with a dignified look that would not tolerate refusal: "Although you are not moved by his behavior, I am moved. Since ancient times, children's marriages are decided by their parents. I am your father. If I ask you to go down to earth and marry him, you must go down."

It's so funny that he sent his daughter to help the poor because he was so moved.

Even though they have become fairies, they still have to respect the three cardinal guides and five constant virtues of the mortal world. This world is truly a huge patriarchal society!

Whether in heaven or on earth, women seem not to be human beings, but just objects that can be manipulated by others.

"I've only heard of fathers giving their bodies to repay a favor, but I've never heard of a father being moved and letting his daughter go to offer warmth. Besides, it's you who thinks the filial son is good, not me. Even if he has to go down to earth, it should be you who goes."

After Lu Changqing finished speaking, she felt someone tugging at her left sleeve. She glanced sideways and saw the Third Princess shaking her head at her subtly, signaling her not to talk back to the Jade Emperor.

Lu Changqing pulled back his sleeves and asked the system: "System, can I just kill the old Jade Emperor now?"

This was not the first time she had killed her father, and she was very familiar with the process of usurping the throne. Lu Changqing felt that she could give it a bold try.

The system wasn't sure if this would work, "Why don't you try it?"

Let's try it. When no one expected it, Lu Changqing took out a dagger from space and stabbed it hard into the Jade Emperor's heart with the white knife in and the red knife out.

Lu Changqing was surprised, it seemed to work!

She was happy for just a second when a white light flashed in front of Lu Changqing and the scene returned to the second before she drew the knife.

Lu Changqing was disappointed, it seemed useless!

The system sighed and said, "It seems that we still have to follow the plot. We need you to go down and meet Dong Yong."