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Lu Changqing was lying on the chaise longue, reading a storybook and eating melon seeds, when she suddenly felt a wave of energy around her, and then a strange electronic sound rang in her head, "Ding - Binding to the Concubine System, data loading..."

"Loading completed! Hello host, I am the Favored Concubine Counterattack System 666. The system's mission this time is to transform you from a favorite concubine into a virtuous queen, winning the recognition and praise of the court officials and the people of the world, allowing you to enjoy the exclusive favor of the emperor and achieve the ultimate achievement of a lifelong couple."

I don’t know if it’s because the soul fusion is not enough, but the sound of the birth system is a little stuttering, just like the radio signal is not good, crackling.

Lu Changqing was so scared that he almost swallowed the melon seed shells. The child-bearing system hasn't been solved yet, so how come a concubine-pampering system has appeared?

The system explained: "No, this is the child-bearing system. It just changed its name."

"Where's Qiao Luoluo? Dead?"

"Not yet. I still have a breath left."

Lu Changqing breathed a sigh of relief, spat out the melon seed shells in his mouth, then wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and asked all the palace people in the room to leave and close the door.

The fertility system looked at Lu Changqing's operations and felt that something seemed wrong.

A voice suddenly appeared in her head. Isn't she afraid?

"Do you think I won't recognize you if you change your alias?" Lu Changqing said with a smile, "You won't let Qiao Luoluo help Qi Yu give birth to a child?"

The child-bearing system was horrified, "How do you know? Who are you? How do you know about me and Qiao Luoluo?"

"First tell me how you had a falling out with Qiao Luoluo. After you tell me, I will tell you who I am."

The reproductive system thought of a possibility, "Are you reborn?"

It felt that its guess was correct. It should be because of Yan Weixiu's rebirth that her luck suddenly soared. As for why the other party knew of its existence, maybe Qiao Luoluo accidentally let it slip in the previous life.

Lu Changqing did not comment, and urged: "I asked you to talk about the grudges between you and Qiao Luoluo, why do you keep talking about these trivial things?"

The fertility system was irritated by Lu Changqing's arrogant tone. Before, Qiao Luoluo was ignorant enough to go against it, and now Yan Weixiu didn't take it seriously. Thinking about its previous failures, it should be because its tone of voice was too polite, which made the two women feel that it didn't dare to do anything to them.

It decided to use the "beat a stick and then give a sweet date" method to re-tame its new host, first using force to intimidate her and then giving her some benefits to make her obey it.

"Host, please pay attention to your attitude and tone when speaking to others. A virtuous woman should be dignified and generous, and will not speak to others in such a condescending tone. Host, please correct it as soon as possible."

Lu Changqing said meaningfully, "What if I don't change?"

The child-bearing system said coldly: "That will be punished by lightning."

Lu Changqing: "Your father is dead!"

The birth system thought it was hallucinating and asked uncertainly: "What did you just say?"

Lu Changqing smiled and said word by word: "I - said - your - father - is - dead!"

The next moment, the fertility system released a lightning punishment. Because of static electricity, all the hair on Lu Changqing's head stood up.

"Why don't you react?" The mechanical voice of the fertility system was full of doubts. Before it left, it shocked Qiao Luoluo's soul half to death, so why was this woman not hurt at all?

"Because I was born without the sense of pain."

The child-bearing system said categorically: "Impossible! The punishment of the system acts on the soul, not the body."

After saying this, the child-bearing system, which didn't believe in evil, struck another lightning bolt at Lu Changqing's soul.

Lu Changqing stretched his arms and kicked his legs. "I still can't feel anything. Are you not feeling well?"

The fertility system is confused. This shouldn’t happen. How could this happen?

The furious fertility system bombarded Lu Changqing's soul wildly. Lu Changqing's head was so severe that smoke came out of it, but he was still alive and well.

Lu Changqing challenged with a playful smile: "I don't feel anything, I just don't feel anything!"

"What kind of monster are you? Why are you completely immune to my soul attacks?"

Lu Changqing restrained the expression on his face and walked to the dressing table to fix his hair. "Have you finished your moves? Now it's my turn."

The reproductive system felt a powerful force gathering from all directions. It wanted to run but it was too late. It was like a chewed gum that was pressed to the ground and rubbed by the force until complete darkness fell.

After cleaning up the childbirth system, Lu Changqing urged: "Hurry up, if you dawdle any longer, Qiao Luoluo will probably die in bed."

Lu Changqing used a comb to shave his frizzy hair, "Okay! Comb your hair quickly——"

system:?????……

"It's a matter of life and death, and you're still here playing some lame jokes!"

"What should I do? I can't just rush over with a mess on my head, right?" Lu Changqing had no choice but to wet his hair with tea to make it stick to his scalp temporarily.

Just at this moment, a palace servant came to report that something happened in Fufang Palace. The emperor was furious and summoned Lu Changqing to come over quickly.

"If you can't protect Qiao Shuyi and the baby in her belly, I will chop off your heads!"

Lu Changqing heard Qi Yu's furious voice from a distance and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

As soon as she entered the hall, she smelled blood in the air. Seeing the angry Qi Yu walking towards her, Lu Changqing was about to kneel down to salute when a slap as big as a palm fan came towards her left cheek.

Lu Changqing leaned back and slapped her, brushing the tip of her nose.

Oh, I missed it!

"Bitch! Did you cause Luo Luo to have a premature birth?" Seeing that the slap missed, Qi Yu, who was so angry, shouted at Lu Changqing regardless of the consequences.

His son, the son he had been waiting for for so many years, actually met with an accident like this!

Lu Changqing took a step back, his eyes as cold as ice, "Your Majesty, watch your words!"

Qi Yu was frightened by Lu Changqing's cold eyes, "What's that look? Do you want to kill me?"

"Then what did your Majesty mean by what he said just now? Without any evidence, you said in front of so many people that I harmed Qiao Shuyi. Are you trying to kill me?"

Qi Yu was so angry that his head was dizzy, "You are the most vicious person in this whole palace, and you can't stand seeing others doing well. If it's not you, who else could it be?"

Lu Changqing heard Qiao Luoluo's subtle moans coming from the inner room, looked at Qi Yu and said, "Isn't Qiao Shuyi still alive? How about Your Majesty go and ask who harmed her like this?"

Hearing this, Qi Yu seemed to be really sure that the murderer was Lu Changqing, and started yelling again, "Okay, you vicious woman with a scorpion heart really wanted her to die, and you still say it wasn't you who killed her?"

Being so crazy and outrageous, it was hard for Lu Changqing not to suspect that Qi Yu wanted to take this opportunity to pin the crime of murdering the royal heir on her head.

Lu Changqing pushed Qi Yu away and walked straight to the inner room behind the screen, ignoring his shouting behind him.

"Stop right there! What do you want to do to Luo Luo? Stop this vicious woman named Yan!"

Several palace maids surrounded Lu Changqing and tried to reach out to stop her, but were kicked to the ground one by one by Lu Changqing. The palace maids in the inner room heard the noise outside and came out to stop her, but were all knocked down by Lu Changqing in a few strokes.

The closer they got to the bed where Qiao Luoluo was lying, the stronger the smell of blood became. When several imperial doctors saw Lu Changqing rushing over, they all tactfully stepped aside.