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Lu Changqing supported Xie Yuanshuang, and she felt the hand on her arm slowly tightening.

No, you are angry with the man, why are you picking my flesh?

"Yuan Shuang, this is Taoist Priest Yun Zheng." The prince eagerly introduced the woman standing beside him to Xie Yuan Shuang, "On the way back this time, our team was attacked, and we were lucky to have the help of Taoist Priest."

When Xie Yuanshuang heard that the prince was robbed on the road, he immediately let go of Lu Changqing's hand and asked anxiously whether the prince was hurt.

Lu Changqing's gaze fell on the Taoist Yun Zheng again. Just as she was looking at Yun Zheng, who was dressed in a Taoist robe, calmly, a very mechanical electronic sound suddenly rang in her head.

"Intrusion system discovered—"

"Target locked - locked successfully - start clearing mission - mission progress: 0% -"

After the cold electronic sound ended, the startled voice rang out: "Changqing, we've made a fortune. We've encountered a wild system again."

"What kind of system is this? Don't tell me it's a harem-fighting system." Lu Changqing was really afraid of this shameless and unscrupulous system that turned women into exquisite toys in order to serve men.

"You are out of date, right? Nowadays, the wild system has a big appetite. How much luck can a male protagonist have? They directly absorb the luck of the country."

Lu Changqing thought that Xie Yuanshuang could rest assured now, because they were not here to steal her man, but to show off her country.

System: "Don't you think this is more terrifying?"

Lu Changqing was speechless. "Why do all these new dimensions always have all kinds of messed-up travelers? There weren't any such people in the second round of the story."

The system explained: "The rules of the newly formed plane are generally weak, and the world is not very stable. Moreover, this is not a plane of cultivation with a lot of spiritual energy, so it is normal for wild systems to take advantage of it."

The rules of heaven are stronger when there is more spiritual energy. Even if one or two travelers come, the rules of heaven can usually handle it. But the rules of planes with less spiritual energy are relatively weak. If a system that absorbs national luck comes directly, the world will be easily destroyed.

Lu Changqing was speechless and wanted to roll his eyes, "Can't these lousy Heavenly Daos evolve a new world on their own? How can there be so many problems if they evolve slowly on their own? They have to copy novels, and they don't even know to copy something good."

"I secretly scanned it. That wild system has a lot of energy. It should have absorbed a lot of soul power."

Lu Changqing's eyes lit up, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" If she had said it earlier, she wouldn't have said so much nonsense.

The system was aggrieved: "Didn't I tell you at the beginning that we were going to make a fortune?"

Lu Changqing played dumb, "Ah? Really? Why don't I remember it?"

The system silently played the recording of the conversation between the two people.

Lu Changqing: …

"You're really that serious! You're recording every word I say to you. Where's the trust between people? Are you doing this to live up to our revolutionary friendship over the years?"

The system argued loudly: "It's all because of you. You are a liar and you don't even blink when you cheat. You always like to pass the buck and go back on your words. There were several times when you promised me something but pretended to have forgotten everything afterwards. Humph, I've learned my lesson. I will record every conversation I have with you from now on."

Seeing that Lu Changqing didn't speak, the system snorted and said in a very arrogant manner: "Speak? Why don't you speak? Are you feeling guilty?"

Lu Changqing: "Shh, don't make noise, I'm doing the mission."

system:……

The system left angrily, then came back, "There's something I forgot to tell you just now."

Lu Changqing was puzzled, "What's the matter?"

"When I scanned the body just now, I found that the soul inside was a man."

Lu Changqing looked at Yun Zheng and felt a chill in his heart.

"He's still an ugly looking man." The system added before leaving.

Now Lu Changqing felt even more disgusted.

Would that man have any evil intentions towards the body that was possessed?

Yun Zheng always felt that someone was staring at him. Following the prompts from the system that possessed his soul, he looked at the palace maid standing next to the Crown Princess.

The wild system was surprised and said: "This woman's soul power is actually stronger than the Son of Heaven in this world!"

After hearing what the system said, Yun Zheng asked with some concern: "Is there any problem?"

The Wild System replied: "This situation is not common, but it is not rare either. There are some people in this world who are lucky. They cannot compare to the Son of Heaven in terms of luck, but they are much better than him in other aspects."

Yun Zheng felt a little disdainful. What a good life? How could a good life allow one to be someone's maid?

The wild system said coldly: "Don't you see who her master is? She is the Crown Princess. If nothing unexpected happens, she will be the Queen in the future. The maidservant next to the Queen has to give her some respect even to the important officials of the previous dynasty. Isn't this a good fate?"

Yun Zheng was very unhappy with the wild system's arrogant attitude, but he did not dare to disobey it.

Yun Zheng's real name is not Yun Zheng, but Yu Zheng. In modern times, he is a keyboard warrior who likes to comment on the world and write passionate words on the Internet. His passionate remarks can often be seen on platforms such as Shipu, Diaohu, and Yazhan.

From big issues like the world situation to small issues like trivial matters, there is nothing he cannot comment on. The main thing is that this guy is not only good at commenting, he is also very good at bragging. He can blow a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan into an annual salary of 5 million yuan.

When he was in the United States and had just got off the plane, he would post various pictures on any platform that allowed him to reply with pictures, including the beach, swimming pool, brand-name shoes, parties, sports cars and villas, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was rich.

However, not long after, it was revealed that his replies on the Internet were all stolen pictures.

How could a real man compromise because of a few questions from netizens?

He opened the anti-censorship software, set the IP information, picked up his keyboard with a condescending attitude, and attacked the poor netizens who laughed at him from all directions with one against a hundred.

Although Yu Zheng has been online for many years, he still doesn't understand what the phrase "swimming naked on the Internet" means, let alone what will happen if he arouses public anger online.

Yu Zheng's real information was exposed, and the matter became a hot topic on several forums. Someone in the company recognized Yu Zheng as the fake rich second generation on the Internet, and everyone teased him about it.

But in Yu Zheng's opinion, his colleagues were obviously making fun of him.

Since he was not wanted here, he would find another place that would want him. So he resigned in anger and stopped looking for a job. He changed his mobile phone number, registered a new forum account, and continued to give advice on the Internet and express his insightful views.

Just when he was forced by life and decided to go out to find a job again, an electronic voice called "Counterattack System" found him and told him that as long as he followed it to another world, a dynasty he had never heard of, he would get 50 million and return to his original world after the mission was successful.

For ordinary people who have no ability but dream of getting something for nothing, such a generous reward is like pie in the sky. In addition, Yu Zheng reads a lot of online novels, so he never doubted the intention of the system and agreed directly.

As a result, when he opened his eyes, he found himself on the body of a stiff female corpse, which was skinny and dirty. Yu Zheng was so scared that he screamed on the spot.

Now that the person has been kidnapped, the system is no longer polite to Yu Zheng. After using its own energy to transform Yu Zheng's body, it reveals its plan in full.

They want him to get close to the prince to gain his trust and become his favorite minister, so that the prince will become obsessed with cultivating immortals and neglect state affairs, and the State of Qi will be disintegrated bit by bit from within, so that the system can absorb the country's luck and strengthen itself.

Of course, the system did not tell Yu Zheng the last point, and it would not tell Yu Zheng that once the host chooses to bind his soul to its body, the host will be dead in this world when the soul leaves the host's body. This journey of time travel was a one-way trip from the very beginning.

Yu Zheng was angry that the system found a woman's body for him. As a grown man, he didn't want to be oppressed by a man.

The system scolded him harshly, saying that his head was full of pornographic garbage. They should follow the path of a cold and aloof imperial teacher, not the path of a demon concubine who brings disaster to the country.

Yu Zheng heaved a sigh of relief, but he also felt that the system was making the path difficult. It was obvious that the path of a concubine who brought disaster to the country was much easier than the path of a national teacher. Yu Zheng boasted that he was familiar with history books. There were too many concubines who brought disaster to the country, such as Bao Si and Da Ji, but he had never heard of a Taoist priest who ruined the country.

The system found Yu Zheng not only because he was a poor, short-sighted loser who liked to have wild ideas, but also because he was stupid enough.

This kind of stupid person is both harmful and beneficial to the system. People like Yu Zheng who are not very smart will be tempted by a little bit of profit and are easier to control, which is his advantage.

The disadvantage is that he is stupid and unaware of it, arrogant and conceited, and he always pretends to be a wise man who has never been born and the world is like a long night. As soon as he opens his mouth to speak, the system wants to slap him.

Can a concubine really bring disaster to a country? Of course not. The so-called concubine brought disaster to the country, in fact, it was the corrupt officials in the court and the emperor was incompetent. It had nothing to do with the women in the harem.

The system was too lazy to explain these things to Yu Zheng. It was afraid that Yu Zheng was pretending to be stupid and wanted to learn something from it.

At first, Yu Zheng had a very arrogant attitude towards the system. In his mind, he was hired by the system to complete the task. He was the client, he was the father, and the system, as a son, had to obey him. However, after being shocked by the system several times, he became obedient. He believed whatever the system said and never dared to refute it loudly again. He could only whisper in his heart.

After despising Lu Changqing's identity, Yu Zheng began to comment on her appearance and figure.

"Her facial features are pretty good, but her face is a little round, I think she has gained weight. She is also a little short, I think she is less than 1.65 meters tall, and her chest is a little flat. She is just so-so. If she were my girlfriend before, she would have just passed."

After commenting on Lu Changqing, he turned his gaze to the Crown Princess and continued to output to the wild system: "This Crown Princess is not good. The pregnant women on the Internet only have big bellies, but they are not as fat as her. Her face is rounder than the plate I use to serve vegetables at home. However, this girl meets my mate selection criteria. With such a tall stature, the son she will give birth to in the future will definitely not be short."

Yu Zheng muttered for a while and felt bored when he saw that the system ignored him. He raised his eyes and found that Lu Changqing was staring at him without blinking. The scorching gaze made him feel uncomfortable all over, as if it wanted to burn a hole in his body.

Seeing that the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess were talking as if no one was around, Yu Zheng cleared his throat to show his presence and draw everyone's attention back to himself.

The prince saw this and said apologetically, "I was so busy talking to Yuan Shuang that I neglected the Taoist priest."

A polite and distant smile appeared on Yu Zheng's lips. Combined with his face that had been transformed by the system, he really gave off a feeling of being a sage, aloof and otherworldly.

"It's okay. I just want to ask this girl why she has been staring at me from the beginning. Is there something wrong with me?"

Lu Changqing sighed in her heart that the aesthetic taste of the wild system was simply amazing. The woman standing in front of her was at least 175 cm tall. The wide Taoist robe made her figure look tall and slender, as elegant and noble as a green bamboo. Coupled with her cold and extraordinary face, she looked more like a fairy than a fairy.

Following Yu Zheng's words, everyone's eyes fell on Lu Changqing. Lu Changqing raised his hand and calmly saluted the prince. Then he said to Yu Zheng, "I just haven't seen a person as sage-like as the Taoist priest. I glanced at him a few more times, which caused the Taoist priest to misunderstand me. Please forgive me."

Yu Zheng called out the system in his mind and asked, "How can a slave like her call herself 'I'? Isn't it always slaves and servants on TV?"

"Are you her master?" asked the system.

Yu Zheng replied: "No."

"If she's not, why can't she call herself me?" The Wild System said coldly, "Here, slave is used to insult people, no one would call themselves that. Also, don't ask me such meaningless questions in the future. Also, when you have time, go find the prince and ask him to find a nanny to teach you court etiquette, so that you don't make a fool of yourself when you go out."

The despised Yu Zheng didn't dare to fart to the system casually. He could only hold his breath and look at the culprit he thought was the culprit, and said meaningfully: "I thought the girl had some opinions about me, but it turns out that I was overthinking."

Oh, are you so angry that you even forgot to use the word "poor monk"?

Lu Changqing smiled, "You are indeed overthinking. You are the prince's noble lady. As a lady-in-waiting of the East Palace, how dare I have any opinion on you?"

Yu Zheng was slightly stunned. Why did he feel that the other party's words were more sarcastic than what he had just said, especially the three words "you".

Wait, was there a word for "you" in ancient times?

Seeing that the system did not answer him, Yu Zheng gave up thinking about this question.

When the prince saw a group of people standing at the palace gate, he politely extended his hand to invite Yu Zheng in.

Yu Zheng flicked the whisk in his hand, glanced at Lu Changqing, and walked into the hall with his head held high and his eyes not looking away.

Xie Yuanshuang was supported by Lu Changqing and followed behind the prince, his face was so dark that ink could drip out.

Her ex-husband brought a woman back from the war, and her current husband brought another woman back from the south. What sin did she commit in her previous life to have to encounter such a thing again and again!

Lu Changqing was afraid that Xie Yuanshuang would get angry and do something bad, so he leaned over to her ear and whispered, "Don't be angry, that woman is not here to steal your man."

Xie Yuanshuang looked at Lu Changqing suspiciously, "Then what is she here for?"

Lu Changqing shook her head, indicating that she would talk about this later. She was afraid that Xie Yuanshuang was not mentally prepared and would be frightened by her words.

After all, in the eyes of normal people, between fighting for the throne and fighting for a man, the former should have a greater impact.