Quick Wear: I and the Female Match Share the Battle Shirt

"You are such a kind person. Has anyone ever scolded you for being so kind?"

He Jiadi shook her head. "Probably not. Besides, I don't help everyone. It mainly depends on whether her family is around. If her family is present, I will definitely charge more."

"By the way, what are you going to do with the ghost baby in the sign? If you want to use her to attract wealth or change your fortune, I suggest you don't do it." He Jiadi suggested.

"My family still has a little money, so I don't need her to attract wealth or change my fortune. I plan to worship her."

"Put it up as a sacrifice?" He Jiadi was puzzled. If it neither brings wealth nor changes fortune, what's the point of putting it up as a sacrifice?

"You don't want to become a ghost cultivator, do you? If you don't plan to join our industry in the future, I suggest you don't do this. If you do this, you might get hurt."

Lu Changqing smiled mysteriously, "The mountain man has his own magic tricks. I'll keep it a secret for now and tell you when we get back to the dormitory."

By the time the two of them returned to the dormitory carrying several packed boxes of fried noodles, Tang Xin and the others were already ready to be fed.

"Su Yao, you are really good at hiding it. You can catch ghosts but you still hid it from us!"

Li Mengran didn't even have time to eat, and as soon as he saw Lu Changqing, he started to question him.

"That's right! They hid such a big thing from us. It's obvious that they don't consider us as their own!" Tang Xin poked Lu Changqing's arm with his finger.

Lu Changqing clasped his hands together and said humbly, "I only learned a little bit, otherwise I wouldn't have asked Jia Di for help when I dreamed of a male ghost."

"Where is the ghost? The live broadcast was interrupted at the critical moment last night. Did you guys exorcise or capture the ghost?" Luo Ke asked curiously.

Lu Changqing took out the joker card from his trouser pocket and shook it in front of everyone, "It was received here."

"Can you release it to see what it looks like? The live broadcast screen was shaking yesterday, and all I could see was a mass of black meat flying around." Yu Wenli said.

Seeing that everyone looked excited, Lu Changqing confirmed, "This is a real ghost. Are you sure you want to see it?"

The four of them nodded in unison.

Tang Xin pointed at Lu Changqing and He Jiadi and said, "Aren't you two here? What are we afraid of?"

Lu Changqing looked at He Jiadi and asked for her opinion. He Jiadi nodded, indicating that it was okay.

Lu Changqing held the joker card and shook it, "Little ghost, come out, the elder sisters want to give you some love from the elders."

As soon as Lu Changqing finished speaking, a baby girl with a purple face and fangs floated out from the joker card with a weird laugh.

"Ah!"x4

The four were so frightened by this shocking scene that they ran straight to the balcony.

Tang Xin was so frightened that he screamed and shrieked, but he didn't forget to make a joke, "Great Sage, please put away your magical powers!"

Lu Changqing slapped the ghost baby's butt in annoyance, "The elder sisters don't have any ill will towards you, why are you scaring them like this?"

"I like it! I'm happy with it!" The ghost baby put his hands on his hips and glared at Lu Changqing.

Yu Wenli held onto the balcony door, looking disillusioned. "It's over. My Marxist worldview has completely collapsed! I'm going to fail the course!"

"Shouldn't it have collapsed long ago?" Li Mengran said.

Yu Wenli shook her head, wanting to cry but without tears. "You don't understand. Before this moment, I was a very staunch materialist. Seeing is believing. As long as I didn't see the ghost myself, I didn't believe that there are ghosts in this world. Now it's better. From now on, I don't even dare to go to the toilet alone. Sob…"

For some reason, He Jiayi felt like laughing when she saw Yu Wenli's disillusionment, and consoled her, "Don't worry about that. Not all dead people will become ghosts. Only souls with lingering resentment have the chance to become ghosts and exist in the world."

Yu Wenli became even more panicked when she heard this. "If you put it that way, then this ghost baby must be an evil ghost with a lot of resentment?"

The ghost baby turned its head 90 degrees, revealing a row of jagged fangs, "Hehe, are you scared? I'm going to eat you all tonight!"

Lu Changqing stretched out his hands and pinched the ghost baby's upper and lower lips to cover her sharp teeth, and said unhappily: "Do you still want to be born into a good family in your next life?"

The ghost baby pried open Lu Changqing's hands, covered his mouth, and said fiercely: "Don't think that you can enslave me just because you take me in. If that bad woman hadn't hurt me, would you have thought you could catch me?"

"Be good and do my job, and I will burn incense for you and take good care of you every day, rain or shine."

The ghost baby was very alert and didn't quite believe what Lu Changqing said, "Why should I believe you?"

Lu Changqing pointed to the sky and swore, "I can swear that if I break my oath, I will live in a mansion, drive a luxury car, get promoted, get rich, and my husband will die."

Everyone:...

The ghost baby's purple face turned even darker. "Are you swearing a poisonous oath? You are clearly making a wish!"

Seeing that he couldn't fool this little devil, Lu Changqing said honestly: "I, Su Yao, swear in my real name. If I break my oath, I will be struck by lightning!"

"That's more like it!" The ghost baby folded his arms proudly, raised his head and squinted at Lu Changqing and said, "Tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"

"Ah? You agreed so soon?" Tang Xin looked at the boy who was so sensible and was a little unbelievable. Shouldn't he pull it a few more times? After all, that's how it's played out in the movies.

What Lu Changqing asked the ghost baby to do was very simple, which was to torture those people with foul mouths through the Internet according to the list she provided.

In the evening, Lu Changqing sorted out the people on the blacklist of the live broadcast room and showed it to Guiying.

The ghost baby looked at the total number of people and instantly refused to do it.

"There are 137 people in total. If each person works for one day, it will take more than 100 days. Three days will take more than a year. I won't do it."

Lu Changqing threatened: "You don't have to do it, but I will throw the incense I bought into the trash can tomorrow, and I won't burn paper for you on days like Qingming, Zhongyuan and New Year's Eve."

"You are so cruel!" The situation was stronger than the person, and the ghost baby had to surrender.

Lu Changqing found the screenshot of the "sexy" barrage that day, pointed at the person's ID and said, "Take special care of this person. Double the amount without increasing the price. Help me deal with him the same way you dealt with that girl before."

"Are you going to kill him?"

"Forget it. If you kill someone, you will have to bear the consequences. Just scare yourself."

Everyone in the dormitory listened quietly to the plan of the man and the ghost. Suddenly, Tang Xin excitedly slapped his thigh, which scared everyone.

"Sisters, I have thought of a wonderful way to make money."

Li Mengran, who was sitting next to her, asked curiously, "What method?"

"Let the little girl scare those people who are spewing shit in the live broadcast room. After they encounter a ghost, they will definitely go to the master. These people have seen Jia Di catching ghosts live. No matter how fake they think the scene is at the time, after they have seen a real ghost, they will definitely think of Jia Di's live broadcast room first. Wouldn't Jia Di's business come in this way?"

Lu Changqing and the others all applauded Tang Xin. This guy made money so quickly.

Li Mengran patted Tang Xin's shoulder heavily and praised him from the bottom of his heart: "Xin, you are really a business genius!"