Quick Wear: I and the Female Match Share the Battle Shirt

This was the simplest rebellion Lu Changqing had ever staged. With the Jade Emperor's fighting power, let alone Sun Wukong, even a random old lady from the world of immortal cultivation would be able to beat him and make him flee in fear.

The interior of the hall had been blown to pieces by Lu Changqing, and there was no place to step. Lu Changqing simply asked everyone to stand outside and watch with her this drama of killing the chicken to scare the monkey.

Lu Changqing said, looking at a heavenly soldier beside him, "Please help bring the mortal man named Dong Yong here."

The heavenly soldier took the order and quickly brought the person to Lu Changqing.

Dong Yong was so scared that he struggled to run away, but was soon controlled by Lu Changqing with vines.

Lu Changqing pointed at the Jade Emperor who was tied up like a dumpling by her, and slapped Dong Yong on the head and said, "Your father-in-law, who loves you the most, has risked half his life for a son-in-law like you, and you just want to run away. Do you still have a conscience? You are an unfilial son!"

Dong Yong, who was also gagged, could only shake his head frantically. What did this have to do with him? It was clearly a grudge between them, father and daughter. How could they blame an innocent mortal like him?

Lu Changqing carried Dong Yong to the Jade Emperor, threw him to the ground, and said, "Don't you think Dong Yong is filial and honest? I'll give you a chance to get close to him. I'm a kind and tolerant person. You gave me a hundred days to be his wife, and I'll give you thirty years. If you can love and respect Dong Yong in the next thirty years, and give him a son to carry on the family line, I'll go and bring you back in person. What do you think, father?"

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he was fuming. As soon as his mouth was freed, he shouted angrily: "How dare you! I am your father!"

Lu Changqing smiled. Since he couldn't defeat her in strength, he could only use his seniority and filial piety to suppress her.

Lu Changqing put away his smile and slapped the Jade Emperor in the face. With the crisp sound of the slap, the Jade Emperor's face was twisted to the side.

"It is precisely because you are my father that I want you to live a life worse than death. If you were not related to me by blood, I would still be merciful and let you die quickly."

The Jade Emperor opened his mouth to curse: "You——"

Lu Changqing slapped the Jade Emperor more than ten times with his left and right hands. The sound was like firecrackers, crisp and loud.

Loose teeth, the smell of blood, and puffy cheeks finally taught the Jade Emperor to shut up.

Lu Changqing shook his aching hands and said, "Don't look at me with such resentful eyes. You should feel honored. After all, you are the first immortal I have punished since I became the Jade Emperor."

Lu Changqing went around behind the Jade Emperor, pulled out a dagger from space, and stabbed it into the spine behind his neck with all his strength. The Jade Emperor let out a painful scream.

“Stop! Stop it now!” Queen Mother pushed aside the daughters who were holding her and shouted at Lu Changqing with bloodshot eyes, “That’s your father! What you are doing is simply treasonous!”

The Queen Mother had only run a few steps when she was tripped by Lu Changqing's vines and tied up like a caterpillar.

Lu Changqing did not stop his actions and pulled out the Jade Emperor's immortal bone regardless of his roars, insults and curses.

"You rebellious girl, that's your father. Without your father, you wouldn't be where you are today?" The Queen Mother struggled and scolded Lu Changqing.

"Mother, you are wrong. Without you, I would not be where I am today!" Lu Changqing said to the Queen Mother solemnly and patiently, "I came out of your belly, not from his. You went through the gates of hell to give birth to me, but what did he do for me? He just trembled for a moment, which is nothing compared to your hard work."

"You!" The Queen Mother's face turned red with anger at Lu Changqing's vulgar words, "The Book of Filial Piety says: 'Love and respect your parents, and teach them virtues to the people, and show them throughout the world. This is the filial piety of the emperor.' You are now the new Jade Emperor, and you should set an example. If you lay a hand on your father today, do you want all the immortal officials in the heaven to be as disloyal and unfilial as you?"

Lu Changqing said confidently: "I am killing my relatives for the greater good, so how can this not be considered setting an example?"

Seeing that Lu Changqing didn't even give her face, she didn't know whether the Queen Mother was really angry and spoke without thinking, or was trying to play hard to get, so she shouted regardless of the consequences: "Okay, okay, you are a good example, then you might as well remove my immortal bones as well!"

Lu Changqing could fully understand why the Queen Mother loved the Jade Emperor so much. As the mother of the protagonist, she never appeared in the original plot. The Queen Mother was a woman who was completely ignored by the plot.

As for her character in the story, it would be more accurate to say that she is the Jade Emperor's shadow rather than his wife.

Wherever the master is, the shadow follows. It is inconspicuous and no one cares about it. It can only passively depend on the master's feet.

This cannot be blamed on the Queen Mother, because this story was created by a man, and the Queen Mother is what the man wants his wife to be.

(As for what kind of women men want, the first story has already been discussed at length, so I won’t discuss it here.)

Of course, it is not ruled out that the Queen Mother is afraid that her position will be unstable, so she wants to do her best to protect the Jade Emperor.

This heaven is sick and completely replicates the concept of monarch and ministers in the mortal court.

You are the Jade Emperor, you are the monarch, and the monarch's woman is the queen. All the queen's power and status come from the emperor's charity. If she loses the emperor, the queen will lose all her power.

The Queen Mother's symptoms may be a result of both situations. It doesn't matter. Anyway, the Jade Emperor must have his ass cut open. He has to be the protagonist of this fart-chasing literature whether he wants to or not.

The eldest princess stood up and tried to plead for her mother and the Jade Emperor, but Lu Changqing stopped her, "Sister, you are also his daughter. Put yourself in his shoes. If you were the one being betrothed, would you blame him? Think about it, the rest of you. You have become immortals, but your fate is controlled by one person's words. Don't you feel aggrieved?"

A female fairy asked, "Then why should we believe that you and your father are not the same kind of people?"

Lu Changqing opened her arms and turned around. "I am a woman. How can I be the same person as my father? He can even abandon his own flesh and blood, but I have never abandoned my stubborn mother."

The fairy said, "But you abandoned your father."

"He was the one who didn't want me first. If a father doesn't love me, then the daughter can be unfilial."

The fairy asked again: "If the ruler is not virtuous, can the minister be disloyal?"

Lu Changqing said, "The Heavenly Court is not the mortal court. Now that we have all become gods, let's not engage in the monarch-subject system. We all rely on the incense and offerings of mortals. Without the sincere faith of mortals, we are nothing. Instead of engaging in the Three Bonds and Five Constant Virtues here, it is better for each of us to do our own job well - protecting the lives of mortals. What do you think?"

The fairy frowned: "What does the Seventh Princess mean by this?"

Lu Changqing said righteously: "I hope that everyone will perform their duties, stay in their positions, fulfill their responsibilities, and work together to build a beautiful three realms."

Fairy: "But you still haven't answered my previous question."

"I have actually already answered you. As long as you can stick to your posts and do your job well, my identity as the Jade Emperor will only be a decoration."