Nothing to do today, check the life and death book

"Sorry! Your account balance is insufficient to complete the payment..."

"I'm sorry! Our position is full. Please find another job..."

"Sorry! The address on your express delivery form is incorrect. The express delivery has been returned temporarily..."

"Ugh!"

After taking a glance at the unread messages on his phone, Le Jinxi sighed.

He reached into the ashtray on the bedside table and picked up a cigarette butt.

He lit it, took a deep puff, and fell on the bed with a thump.

Thinking about his recent actions, he was surprised to find that the number of apologies and rejections he received every day was actually more than the number of greetings he received.

"I really wonder if God is playing a joke on me. Am I really so unpopular?"

Buzz! Buzz!

The cell phone rang, Le Jinxi glanced at the screen and saw the three words "big baby" flashing.

He sat up immediately, and the displeasure on his face was instantly replaced by a happy smile.

Slide to answer.

"Hey! Beautiful lady, did you miss me?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone. Le Jinxi asked again, "What's wrong? Who made you unhappy? Tell me, I'll teach you a lesson..."

"Jinxi!" A low voice came from the phone, interrupting Le Jinxi's words.

"I'm sorry! I'm tired, let's break up!"

"Don't say such angry words. This is only temporary and it will be fine," Le Jinxi hurriedly comforted her, but the only sound from the phone was the beeping sound.

"Haha! Are you tired? Actually, I'm tired too!" After making a self-deprecating remark, Le Jinxi lay back on the bed.

zizi...

The light bulb behaved strangely, flashing twice and then going out. Le Jinxi closed his eyes helplessly: "Oh! What did I do wrong that even a light bulb rejects me?"

The temperature in the room suddenly dropped and Le Jinxi couldn't help but sneeze.

He slowly opened his eyes, and in the darkness, he saw two figures standing a few meters in front of the bed.

Maybe he was frightened! Le Jinxi twisted his body quickly, and when he came to his senses, he had shrunk to the wall at the head of the bed.

"You... who are you?" Le Jinxi asked in horror.

At this moment, faint lights appeared in the room, slightly dispelling the darkness.

Vaguely, he noticed that the two men were holding chains in their hands.

As the dim light gathered more and more, the faces of the two people appeared in his eyes.

A man was dressed in white, with a pale face and a long tongue hanging out of his mouth. On his tall hat were the words "Seeing Wealth in Life" written on it.

The other man was dressed in black, had a broad body, a dark face and a fierce look. On his tall hat were the words "Peace in the World" written on it.

For Le Jinxi, he has liked listening to the elders in his family telling stories about gods and ghosts since he was a child.

So much so that when I grew up, I developed a special liking for this type of novels, TV series, and movies. If I still don’t know the identities of the two now, then I have lived in vain.

"I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming," he swung his arms and slapped himself in the face.

There was a snap, and it really hurt.

"You...you are the Black and White Impermanence?" Le Jinxi asked in a trembling voice.

"You're a smart boy. Let's go! It's time to hit the road," Bai Wuchang said fluently, not affected at all by the tongue hanging down to his chest.

"On the road? Where to?" Le Jinxi froze on the bed.

"Why did the Black and White Impermanence appear? Am I dead?"

"I just said you were a smart kid, why are you confused again? The road we lead us to is naturally the road to the underworld!" With a wave of his hand, the iron chain in Bai Wuchang's hand was replaced by a mourning stick.

As Bai Wuchang swung the mourning stick and hit the air, ripples appeared in the air and a vortex-like passage appeared.

"Why? Why should I go to the underworld with you? I'm not dead yet," Le Jinxi gritted his teeth and asked loudly.

"Uh..." Bai Wuchang pondered for a moment and explained, "Because the underworld has issued a new rule, anyone who has been rejected a thousand times in any form within a year will be conscripted as a ghost messenger."

"Why? Should I die early if I'm rejected?" Le Jinxi widened his eyes. He really couldn't believe that he would die for such a ridiculous reason.

"Should I tell you that it's because there are evil ghosts committing crimes in the underworld, and countless ghost catchers have been killed or injured, so they need to be replenished..." Hei Wuchang, who was standing aside, was annoyed by his questions and subconsciously said the key to the problem.

Wow!

Raising the iron chain in his hand, Hei Wuchang looked at him sullenly and said angrily, "Ask, ask, ask! If you keep talking nonsense, I will lock you up and send you to the eighteenth level of hell."

"No! I won't go!" Le Jinxi held on to the bed frame tightly with both hands and kicked his legs desperately, trying to stop Hei Wuchang from approaching him.

A faint light filled the air and enveloped Le Jinxi, and she felt a gentle pat on her shoulder.

The next moment, the light bulb came on, and everything in the room remained unchanged, except that Le Jinxi on the bed was nowhere to be seen.

……

It connects the human world above and the underworld below. At the gate of hell, no gods or ghosts can ask.

The place was shrouded in clouds and fog, with phantom fires floating around. Ripples appeared in front of two giant pillars that stretched straight into the void.

Immediately afterwards, the Black and White Impermanence carried Le Jinxi and walked out from the ripples.

call!

The gusts of cold wind passed by my ears like miserable screams.

Le Jinxi stood there in a daze, especially when he saw the three big words "Gate of Hell" on the stone tablet next to him, his body began to tremble.

“Ghost…Ghost…The door is closed…” He stammered with trembling mouth, and clenched his purple hands and pulled hard, trying to break free from the Black and White Impermanence holding his hands: “Let me go, I want to go back.”

Wow!

At some point, an iron chain appeared on his body. Hei Wuchang pulled it hard and said unhappily, "Go back? Go back to live a life where you are rejected every day?"

Le Jinxi was stunned. "Yeah, do I have to go back to live that kind of life where I'm rejected every day?"

Bai Wuchang used both soft and hard tactics and said, "Okay! Think positively, being a ghost messenger is not bad. Just like us, when that lonely ghost saw us, he didn't try to please us.

With your looks, you might be able to find a female ghost to spend the night with soon!"

Unknowingly, Le Jinxi had been brought to the gates of hell by them.

"Stop! I want to go back. I still have a lot of things to do! Please show mercy to me, both ghosts, and let me go back! I will definitely burn more paper money for you two," Le Jinxi struggled and pulled, stretching the chain straight.

In the distance, a fierce ghost broke through the dark void and headed straight for the gate of hell: "Haha! It's out! It finally escaped!"

"Evil beast! Where are you running to!" Along with a cold shout, a graceful figure with flaming wings on the back and wearing flaming armor came after the evil ghost.

The cold voice revealed the evil ghost's crime: "You killed the ghost messenger, devoured ghosts, escaped from the Nine Nether Hell, disturbed the peace of the underworld, and trespassed through the gates of hell. You deserve to be killed. I will let you burn in the fire of karma."

The graceful figure waved her jade hand lightly, and a red lotus of karmic fire left her body and flew towards the evil ghost, enveloping it in an instant.

"Ah! I can't accept this! I want revenge!" The evil ghost's endless roar swept through the void, as if it wanted to poke a hole in the void.

However, he was ultimately unable to withstand the burning of the karmic fire and was burned into nothingness.

The trouble was solved, the fire wings sank into the body, the flame armor slowly dissipated, and the beautiful figure clearly appeared in Le Jinxi's eyes.

A long red skirt extended to the ankles, and two bare jade feet lightly touched the air.

The beautiful figure turned around slowly, and almost at the same time, she and Le Jinxi were both stunned!

The long black hair moved with the wind, and her stunning appearance could not hide her cold beauty. Le Jinxi couldn't help but exclaimed in her heart, "Beautiful! So beautiful! If I can always be with this beautiful woman, I will accept being a ghost messenger."

"Yexuan..." The beautiful figure's red lips trembled slightly, and a tear condensed in her cold eyes.

Time seems to have returned to that moment, and the farewell at that time is still vivid in my mind:

"Left Vanguard Wang Yi, I order you to take two hundred men and escort the young lady to evacuate from the north gate when the city is breached."

On the city wall in the cold wind, she was pushed away from the arms of the general who looked like Le Jinxi.

No matter how hard she cried, she couldn't change the general's decision: "No! I won't leave! I want to stay with you, even if we die, we want to die together..."

"I didn't expect to see you again," the beautiful figure muttered to herself as she came back to her senses from the memories, and her figure floated down.

"Greetings, Master Honglian!" Black and White Impermanence bowed and saluted, and did not forget to urge Le Jinxi, "Why don't you hurry up and greet Master Honglian?"

"Greetings...Greetings to Lord Honglian," Le Jinxi hurriedly imitated the Black and White Impermanence, bowing and saluting.

After all, they were on someone else's territory, and he was really afraid that this cold and beautiful woman in front of him would burn him to death!

"Who is he?" Honglian asked, pointing at Le Jinxi.

"Your Excellency, this is a newly recruited ghost messenger who is about to be sent for registration," Bai Wuchang retracted his long tongue and responded seriously.

"It just so happens that I am short of a few ghost messengers. After registration, send him to me!" Honglian said coldly, then walked away into the air.

Looking at Honglian's disappearing figure, Bai Wuchang reached out and patted Le Jinxi on the shoulder.

He joked, "That's great! You've just been picked up by Master Honglian since you arrived. Master Honglian is famous for protecting his people. You're lucky."

Le Jinxi glared at him fiercely, feeling so much hatred in her heart!

"Lucky? Lucky to be brought here by you?"