Girls Frontline: Griffin Security

My goodness, is there really shooting every day here?

Xu Bin walked out of the restaurant with UMP40 in silence, secretly complaining to himself why he overestimated the public security level of the Federation...

That’s right, he brought the UMP40 doll with him this time.

The reason is very simple: the Eagle Federation's homeland suffered almost no serious damage during the Third World War, except that its military factories were bombed twice by the H-20.

Taking this into consideration, Xu Bin naively thought that the security here was very good... In order to keep a low profile during the Axis operations, he only brought the UMP40 doll with him.

Now that I think about it, I was really stupid!

"Commander, where should we go now?"

UMP40 burped and came close to Xu Bin, asking expectantly.

"Um... a bar called 'BillBill'"

"Intelligence indicates that the AR team will go there at 10:30 this morning and provide security services for their clients."

Xu Bin glanced at the tablet in his hand, turned around and answered the other party.

But I didn't expect UMP40's eyes to light up after hearing this. She kept clenching her fists and saying "It's still early~", "There are still more than 3 hours", etc., and her meaning was obvious...

She wants to go to the nearby playground.

Xu Bin couldn't resist the pitiful look and could only nod in agreement.

Anyway, the bar isn't open yet, right? The dolls from the AR team should still be sleeping, right? It's great that we don't have to deal with jet lag!

Sighing enviously, Xu Bin led the dolls to the playground...

...

At the same time, members of the AR team were performing "Fast and Furious" with the police.

"Turn right at the intersection ahead and go back! Otherwise our broken drone will be thrown out of signal range!"

AR15 shouted at M16 angrily.

To be honest, she really wanted to shoot all the police officers chasing after her, so that the team's wanted index wouldn't have to rise so much.

But M4 refused to shoot them. Instead, he stared at the drone's operating screen and said:

"You can just crash into the thin wooden wall ahead. Did you see it, Sister 16?"

"Yes, I was planning to do that!"

He gave his sister a wicked smile and then stepped on the accelerator hard...

Bang-!

The wooden partition wall was instantly smashed to pieces by the van.

What is in front of me seems to be a gathering area for homeless people, and many unfortunate homeless people live here at the moment.

Most of them sleep directly on the ground, and a few people who are better off can use a piece of cardboard to "make a bed".

Seeing that the new home they had built with great difficulty was destroyed, the homeless people immediately became angry... They stood up and threw bricks at the van, and did not stop until the AR15 fired two shots into the air.

The van had a chance to escape, but the police car behind it didn't have the same treatment...

The police officers were immediately surrounded by the homeless people, and firing shots into the air would have no effect... because the latter were just reaching out to ask for compensation at the moment, and the police officers could not use lethal force in this situation.

Therefore, they could only watch the AR team walk away.

....................

Three hours later, near BillBill Bar

After pushing the manhole cover open with all his strength, AR15 crawled out with a stench and resentment...

"AR15, are you okay? Why did you fall into the stinky ditch just now?"

SOP2, who followed closely behind, also crawled out and helped her wipe off the stains on her body while asking.

It would have been fine if I hadn't asked this question, but once I did, the other person was so angry that he laughed out loud:

"Why did I fall into the stinking ditch? It's because the captain asked us to abandon the car and go to the sewer!"

"Do you know how much that broken van is worth? All our work last week was in vain! That remote-controlled robot you wanted to buy is also gone!"

“Uh~?”

SOP2's expression immediately became desperate. She ran to M4A1 pitifully, wagging her tail and praying that the other party could produce some knife coins out of thin air.

Of course the latter couldn't do that, she just kept apologizing to her teammates.

"Alright, alright! The police had memorized the car model, and abandoning the car was our only option."

M16 came out to smooth things over, and at the same time looked at RO and asked:

"I remember there's another job to do today?"

"Ah... yes, we need to protect the talk show host Mr. Tom to complete today's show smoothly. The location is in the bar not far behind you."

"That's it. Let's get to work. Let's go!"

M16 put his arm around AR15's shoulder and walked towards the alley, not minding the stench on her body at all.

...

At the same time, Xu Bin and UMP40 also rushed to the bar.

He didn't know what the members of the AR team looked like, nor did he know where they were at the moment... The only information the AI ​​assistant provided him was a work schedule.

Therefore, the two of them could only give it a try and just find a seat and sit down.

Not long after, a handsome host walked to the front of the stage. He held the microphone in his hand and said to the audience:

"Ladies and gentlemen! Old men and children..."

"Oh no, there shouldn't be children here. Minors please leave first, thank you!"

Hahahahaha——

The audience burst into laughter immediately, which shows how talented this host is; he was able to create a lively atmosphere in just two moves.

Talk Show is the essence of the Eagle Federation. It has existed as an "art of satire" for hundreds of years. People use it to "offend" certain phenomena, public figures, or even ** and **...

UMP40 was smacking the food Xu Bin bought for her while watching his performance with great interest.

Tom on the stage quickly introduced himself, then moved a chair and sat down and said:

"Everyone knows that our Eagle Federation is a free country!"

"You can praise the president for anything he or she likes."

"Similarly, you can insult Gaul, Hans, Dragon Kingdom and other bad countries as much as you want..."

"But a few days ago, my good friend, the poet Logan, was arrested by the state police..."

"From what I know about him, he loves the Eagle Federation more than anyone else... Last year, he used a U-shaped lock to shoot Old Jack, who was driving a Dragon Country imported car, in the head. You must have heard of this news."

Cough—cough—cough!

Xu Bin accidentally choked on the ginger ale in his mouth, and then he started coughing violently...

UMP40 patted him on the back gently, while continuing to listen to Tom's speech:

"When I asked, I found out that it was this stupid guy who didn't praise our sacred and great President hard enough... He didn't even know that the Presidential Praise Act had been amended last month!"

"You may have forgotten how the law has been changed over the years, so let me review it for you now!"

"In 2050, sharp criticism is prohibited... In 2053, silence is prohibited... In 2056, no praise is prohibited... In July 2061, 'negative praise' is prohibited!"

"Ha, don't you think about how our sacred and great president, Mr. Fond Flatnechon, broke tradition and stayed in office for more than a decade? Isn't it a crime that he didn't praise enough?"

"So, I gave him an idea, and he was released just by saying something to the state troopers..."

...

At this point Tom kept the secret and showed the payment QR code for rewarding himself.

My goodness, how can you keep people in suspense at a time like this!

Xu Bin was also a little anxious, so he raised his phone and gave him a small tip... It wasn't a large amount, just enough to buy him a beer.

Watching the audience raise their phones to scan the code, Tom continued:

"Logan said to the state police: 'It's the Dragon Country agents! They spent a huge amount of money to find an opportunity to tamper with my poems, just to make the President feel a little unhappy!'..."

"What, you mean evidence? You dare to tell me evidence in the face of 'right and wrong'? Could you be a 'Dragon Country Agent' lurking in the Federation for many years?"

Snap, snap, snap—!

Warm applause broke out immediately and the audience smiled knowingly.

They knew clearly that an oxidizing agent called "fanaticism" was corroding the Federation at this moment.

It will make "any" steel building more and more fragile, until one day it suddenly collapses and disappears in the wind and dust...

More importantly, this magical "oxidant" will actually increase as the reaction proceeds, making the corrosion more severe, rapid and uncontrollable.

Xu Bin looked at the slightly rusty bar and clapped along with the others...