Girls Frontline: Griffin Security
Chapter 50: No strenuous exercise after meals
(Friendly reminder: Don’t eat while reading this chapter)
"Don't run! Stop!"
Xu Bin and MDR ran hard in the alley, trying to catch up with the four gang members in front of them.
At the same time, the audience in the live broadcast room also became excited:
"The little brother looks very brave. Welcome him to come to my house and play. When he is tired, just go to sleep!"
"This guy is really good at fighting. I just saw him use at least five different styles of fighting techniques...!"
"What are the police officers in Akimoto Prefecture doing? They allow gang members to bully the citizens?"
"That's right, they really should learn from the style of the Wanghan police! In our Kansai area, the only thing that happens to gangs is that their homes are raided by the police."
"Um... didn't you notice that the anchor just said he was going to shoot?"
"I don't understand Dragon Mandarin, but it's good to be able to kill these scum..."
...
How could Xu Bin know that there were thousands of viewers complaining about him in the live broadcast room at that moment? He just picked up a brick from the ground and threw it forward to set it free...
The brick drew a graceful arc in the air, and then broke on the head of a bald man, who then fell to the ground with a muffled groan and was motionless. (This behavior can easily lead to the death of the victim. Children should never try it on classmates, parents or anyone else in daily life!)
"Damn it, Maeda was knocked down!"
Seeing the bald man fainted on the ground, the remaining three companions also stopped.
They didn't know what to do next... run away? Or drive?
Finally, a short man made a wise decision:
"Matsumoto, take the stuff back to the headquarters and ask the boss to bring people to rescue us!"
"it is good!"
The fat man holding the K2 perfume nodded to his companions, then strode around the corner and disappeared into the depths of the alley...
Xu Bin, who had caught up, was so furious after seeing this scene... Once you lose the target in these criss-crossing alleys, it basically means you will never find him again.
Therefore, he decided to take out his anger on the remaining two men.
Clenching his fists, Xu Bin walked forward step by step in the frightened eyes of the two men... While cracking his knuckles, he was thinking about how to make the other party compensate for his losses.
Suddenly, I felt a churning sensation in my stomach...
"vomit---!"
Xu Bin was caught off guard and suddenly bent down, holding onto the wall and began to vomit.
Damn! The ramen I had for lunch was too oily... hard to digest!
The two gang members immediately got excited when they saw this, raised their fists and rushed towards Xu Bin...
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[Information that can be disclosed now]
"Don't do strenuous exercise right after a meal" - Lu Xun
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30 seconds later, these two overconfident thugs were knocked to the ground by Xu Bin.
While cleaning the filth off his body, he cursed angrily:
"Idiot, what the hell! I gave you this illusion!"
"You're the one who made me vomit! You think you can beat me vomit!"
Frowning and glancing at his crotch, Xu Bin was in a really bad mood...
Very bad!
Just now he was vomiting while fighting with the two men. Not to mention that his posture was much weirder than usual...he even vomited some not-so-nice substances on both sides while punching.
Anyone who watched such a scene would be so disgusted that they would not be able to eat...
After brushing off the dirt on his body, Xu Binhe looked kindly at the girl behind him:
"MDR, you're not recording, right?"
"Ah? Um...I'm not recording!"
"That's good"
Xu Bin nodded and walked towards the two men lying on the ground, not noticing that MDR was closing the live broadcast room guiltily at the moment...
From that day on, a man known as the "Vomit God of War" became famous all over the YouTube network.
His abstract fighting moves and despicable tactics using vomit quickly became deeply imprinted in the minds of netizens from all over the world.
Netizens can never forget this disgusting scene... They think about it when they eat, they think about it when they sleep, and they still think about it when they are with their loved ones!
This is especially true for fans in the martial arts and fighting circles.
They have hailed Xu Bin as a rising star in the fighting world. They have been learning his abstract fighting moves over and over again. Before long, they have created a fighting style called "Vomiting Yixin" and named Xu Bin the "Honorary Master".
Of course, these are all for later.
........................
That night, Xu Bin returned home wearing smelly clothes and MDR.
"Hey~! Are you back, breeder? What's this smell...???"
"Nothing, just a little accident. This is the perfume that K2 ordered, can you help me get it, thank you..."
Xu Bin turned his head away in embarrassment. He didn't dare to look at the expressions of the humanoids.
...
After knocking down the two gang members, Xu Bin asked them about the location of the headquarters, and then took MDR over to have a friendly exchange with the bad guys there.
The "mercenary" leader was very angry at the time:
He first ordered the members of the "Rice Ear Group" to kneel on the ground and take several rounds of slaps...
Afterwards, a small legal education class was held on the spot, forcing them to study the infringements in the Island Civil Code thoroughly. After several rounds of random checks, they were able to memorize them all before they were allowed to leave the get out of class.
Alas, these guys who break the law...!
"I really should invite my high school social studies teacher to give you guys a good lesson!"
"Learn from me in the future, how to respect other people's personal rights! Got it?"
While cursing, Xu Bin slapped the gang members in the face.
(At the same time, Mr. Nakamura, who had taught Xu Bin social studies, sneezed, then lowered his head to continue grading the test papers...)
...
After taking a shower, Xu Bin finally regained some appetite, and then ran to the TV to eat news bibimbap as usual:
"Today, the Ministry of National Defense of the Peninsula held a press conference for reporters regarding the 'Changju Missile Base Incident'"
On the TV screen, a serious-looking man sat in the center of the camera. He cleared his throat and said:
"Two days ago, Ningchuan Airport was attacked by a large number of armed men"
"They took advantage of our lack of air power after the war and used two Su-35s as cover to park at least eight Il-8s on the airport runway."
"In a one-day and one-night battle, we wiped out 6 enemy soldiers from six infantry squadrons. We destroyed three main battle tanks, nine tracked and wheeled infantry fighting vehicles, and one Il-761 transport aircraft..."
Ok?
When Xu Bin heard this, he couldn't help but tilt his head.
Our credit has been taken away by others again?
Why does this scene always feel so familiar...?
...
The spokesperson first praised the military boss for a long time, then put on a bitter face and said it was all because of insufficient air power or something... Thousands of words finally came down to two words - send money!
Xu Bin smiled and shook his head, continuing to use his mouth to eat the rice in the bowl...
At this moment, the sudden shouting and cursing from the TV attracted his attention again.
"Shit! You dogs are farting!"
A man wrapped in bandages and wrapped like a mummy pushed a wheelchair into the press conference:
"I am Corporal Tai Shi'an from the 1st Company, 1st Battalion, th Mechanized Infantry Brigade. I'm the only survivor in the entire company!"
"Even if I have to go to a military court, I have to come in and expose the lies of these dogs! In this crisis, it was PMC Griffin Security Company that helped us get through the difficulties! They are the ones who deserve this honor!"
When the reporters heard what Tai Shian said, they burst into laughter.
"Mr. Spokesman, please explain whether the soldier's statement is true!"
"Has our Great Peninsula Country now fallen to the point where we have to rely on PMCs to survive? Do you plan to resign voluntarily?"
"I'm warning you, don't even think about taking revenge on this soldier! Otherwise, I'll quit my job as a reporter and I'll wait for you to get off work every day so I can put a sack on you and beat you up!"
The press conference suddenly became chaotic. The spokesperson quickly packed up the manuscripts on the table and fled the venue with his tail between his legs under the protection of the guards...
Only Xu Bin was left in front of the TV, holding his bowl, staring blankly for a long time without saying a word.
Why does this scene always feel so familiar? It seems like it has happened before...
Forget it. What’s the point of recalling such trivial matters?
In any case, I have to eat the cold rice in the bowl again.
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