Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

Mond, inside the Deer Hunter Restaurant.

After An Heng passed the chicken leg on his plate to Keli, he turned around and looked at the green figure in front of him in silence.

Wendy was seen eating happily after finishing the food on the plate in front of her.

He simply reached out and picked up the cider beside him, then started drinking it.

"So, why are you here? You haven't been squatting here all the time, have you?"

An Heng shook his head helplessly and said to Wendy with contempt.

When An Heng came to the Deer Hunter and was about to order food, he ran into Wendy who happened to be walking there.

Then the other party gave the excuse of "giving you a chance to have lunch with God".

I had a smooth lunch at An Heng's and drank a lot of wine.

"Hey, how is that possible? I sensed you coming, so I came over to check on you."

Wendy burped and said drunkenly,

"I heard you were going to Xumi. Alas, it seems that even the Kingdom of the Grass God cannot escape your persecution!"

An Heng frowned slightly when he heard this, then stretched out his right hand and created a wind eye.

Successfully dyed the unfortunate god's body with paint.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be like this. Others are watching us. Are you going to persecute the gods of an entire country in public?"

Wendy grumbled somewhat dissatisfiedly.

After all, although this thing is not very harmful, it is extremely insulting.

Every time his hair is dyed like this, it takes him a lot of time to deal with it, and he is almost giving him PTSD.

"I don't care. If you behave like this again, I will beat you up again!"

After An Heng waved his fist at Wendy, he turned around and touched Keli's head and whispered to her,

"Little Keri, this guy is a weirdo, we should ignore him."

Wendy waved her hands hastily upon seeing this, revealing a rare serious expression.

After all, this kid's mother is Alice. What if she really thinks he's a weirdo?

Then Mondstadt will have a few more wind dragon ruins...

"Oh, actually it's nothing. I just want to remind you that the matter of Xumi is related to the World Tree. The matter of the World Tree may lead to that person..."

As Wendy spoke, she looked up at the floating island high in the sky with a solemn expression.

"I didn't expect that you, a drunkard poet, are actually such a nice person. You even remembered to remind me."

Seeing this, An Heng waved his hand and said casually,

"Don't worry, that girl can't beat me. It's fine if she doesn't provoke me, but if she dares to provoke me, I will directly drag her over to warm my bed!"

An Heng put his hands on his hips and said with a cocky look on his face.

"What do you mean by warming the bed? Explain it to me clearly!"

Upon hearing this, Youla frowned, twisted the soft flesh on Anheng's waist with some jealousy, and said with a dissatisfied look on her face.

"Oh, no, no, no, nothing, I was just kidding. By the way, I heard from Captain Qin that you want to go with me too?"

Seeing this, An Heng denied it and then quickly changed the subject and asked Eula.

"Well, I will lead a team to Liyue to deliver a batch of goods this time. It's not dangerous."

After taking a bite of the moon pie, Youla said to An Heng casually,

"What about you? Are you going directly to Xumi City?"

An Heng shook his head when he heard this, glanced at Keli who was eating sweet flower-stuffed chicken beside him, and deliberately said loudly,

"I plan to go to Hua Castle first and take Klee on an adventure!"

Upon hearing this, Keli happily raised the chicken leg in her hand and cheered loudly,

"Great! Brother An Heng is the best!"

Seeing this, An Heng was also somewhat touched by Klee, and couldn't help but mutter,

"Oh, when can I have such a lovely daughter..."

Eula, who was standing by, blushed a little when she heard that. She snorted and then lowered her head and ate her lunch by herself.

"Hey, is he the wind god?"

At this moment, a doubtful murmur suddenly sounded in An Heng's mind.

"It's a little different from what was recorded in the World Tree. Why does it feel like he's a little bit dishonest?"

An Heng couldn't help but burst out laughing when he heard this.

"What are you smiling at me for?"

Wendy frowned slightly when she saw this, always feeling that this guy had some bad intentions.

"Ahem, it's nothing, I remembered something happy."

After An Heng coughed lightly, he spoke to Wendy without blushing or beating his heart.

"What's the happy news?"

Wendy put down her glass and asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"My wife is... ahem, no, I just thought of some new fun things to do. Don't worry about it."

An Heng glanced at Eula beside him with some embarrassment, then turned to Wendy and explained.

Wendy didn't pay much attention to what he said, she just picked up the wine glass and continued to drink it in big gulps.

After all, this drunkard poet is now "busy with affairs" because of An Heng's trick.

It's a rare opportunity to drink so much, how could I let it go?

"I didn't expect you to be able to see what's in front of me."

An Heng was somewhat interested in connecting the little badminton in his mind.

"Well, although we can't do much, a simple shared perspective is still possible."

Nashida spoke softly to Anheng, and then a smaller version of Nashida appeared in front of Anheng.

The figure waved at An Heng and continued to ask him,

"Can you tell me about this God of Wind? As one of the earliest gods, I am a little curious."

Hearing this, An Heng subconsciously glanced at the man in front of him who was sprawled out on his back.

The drunkard, who had no godly manner at all, shook his head silently.

"As you can see, this guy is a drunkard and a lazy poet who doesn't do his job properly."

An Heng said to Nashida in a joking manner,

"If someone is willing to pay the price of 'free drinking for a lifetime' to exchange power with this guy, he would probably resign from his position as the God of Wind on the spot."

Nashida was also somewhat shocked when she heard this. She had never expected that this ancient god would be like this in private.

The wind elf who fought against the lonely king of the tower together with the World Tree turned out to be a social loser who only knew how to drink and fish...

"This, I feel like the forbidden knowledge in my mind has inexplicably increased a lot..."

Nashida stroked her chin and muttered softly,

"Alas, the wind god seems to have discovered me. I'm leaving now."

Nashida noticed that the drunkard's eyes were always looking in the direction of her phantom, so she quickly disconnected.

After all, it always feels a bit weird for one god to secretly discuss the dirty laundry of another god.

But An Heng didn't care about that. He gave Wendy a warning look.

Turning to the two of them, he said,

"Everything is ready, come on, let's go."

After An Heng finished speaking, he stood up first and raised Keli's hand in a childish way.

"Let's go, let's go on a great adventure, our goal is to transform the city!"

"Great, target, Huacheng pigeon~"

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Inazuma, Narugami Taisha Shrine.

Shen Zi looked at the gradually decreasing amount of fried tofu on his plate with some helplessness, and he felt unwell.

"Oh my, you've turned into a fox, and you're still teasing me like this."

The Son of God stretched out his jade fingers helplessly, fiddling with the little white fox's body out of boredom.

"You have eaten so much of my fried tofu. After you transform, Lord Son of God will take revenge on you~"