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Forced by Miura's female power, Yui has been eating lunch with Miura at noon recently, which makes her boyfriend Hiratsuka Yu feel very depressed...

It's not that no one invited him. Yeshan and Tobe did invite Hiratsuka Yu, but Hiratsuka Yu felt that since Yui wasn't around, there was no need for him to stay in the classroom~

In Hiratsuka Yu's opinion, it would be too miserable to eat in class without a lunch box! After all, he is a returnee, so he should be aloof...

Although Yuigahama Yui's mother said that she could prepare a lunch box for Hiratsuka Hane, unfortunately Hiratsuka Hane really doesn't like to eat cold rice, so she can only thank her for her kindness...

So Hikigaya, the dead fish eyes, reluctantly became Hiratsuka Hane's favorite concubine during lunch~

Every time after going to the supermarket to buy bread and rice balls, Hiratsuka Hane would sit with Hikigaya on the steps of the special building where Hikigaya often stayed during the year.

The two of them ate bread together, chatted about this and that, feeling the sea breeze, and spent a very happy day.

A week passed uneventfully like this...

Until today, the murderous Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly called Hiratsuka Yu and Hikigaya, the two brothers in distress, to her office. Hiratsuka Yu's wonderful life of working from 8 am to 4 pm was finally ruthlessly broken by his cousin...

"Sister Jing, do you have any instructions for us?

Don't worry, as long as you give me an order, I can't control what happens to Hikigaya, but I will definitely obey your orders. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west. If you tell me to chase a dog, I will never steal a chicken~"

Seeing the sneer on Hiratsuka Shizuka's face, Hiratsuka Yu, who is a level 5 facial expression expert of her violent cousin, immediately realized that something was wrong. This was definitely not going to end peacefully today...

"Hmph, read the composition written by this damn bastard first!" Shizuka Hiratsuka then threw a piece of paper at her cousin.

"Isn't it just reading an essay? Then let me read Hachiman's masterpiece!"

"So it's just reading the composition, then it's fine, I should be asked to tutor Hikigaya, this kind of small matter is not a big problem, just fool around with it." Thinking of this, Hiratsuka Yu quickly took over Hikigaya's composition and began to read aloud...

"Youth is a lie and evil. People who sing the praises of youth are constantly deceiving themselves and those around them. Always face the environment around you with a positive attitude...

All in all, my conclusion is - charge now and explode!!!

Hahahahahahaha! That’s too cool! That’s too cool! "

After reading Hikigaya's composition aloud, although his good gentlemanly manners reminded Hiratsuka Tsukasa to remain cool, Hiratsuka Tsukasa could not hold back any longer and laughed uncontrollably.

"Tell me, what do you think after reading Hikigaya's contemptuous essay?"

Sitting on the chair, Shizuka Hiratsuka smoked a cigarette very casually, looking at Hiratsuka Yu who was still ignorant of the danger with a smile on her face.

“Emm~ This article is well worded and logically clear. It is truly a rare masterpiece!

If I were the examiner, I would give this essay a maximum of 82 points based on the -point scoring standard.

Why did I deduct 18 points? It was to prevent Hachiman from becoming proud. I will deduct the remaining 666 points slowly in the form of ."

Looking at Hikigaya's socially dead expression, Hiratsuka Tsubasa wiped away her non-existent tears and said in a mean way.

"Hiratsuka Yu~Do you think I'm kidding you now?" Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at her cousin who was still not in tune with her with a gloomy face.

"Um... I think there are still some points that need to be considered in the wording of this essay...

However, judging from the main idea, although Hachiman’s essay is a bit childish to a certain extent, there is nothing wrong with these words at first glance. This is my opinion~”

Hiratsuka Yu knew that although her cousin always used violence against her, it was just for fun and she knew how to control her severity. But when Hiratsuka Shizuka called her name in this tone, it was troublesome, proving that she was on the verge of anger. Even someone as lowly as Hiratsuka Yu would not dare to offend Hiratsuka Shizuka at this time. That would really kill people...

Boom!

"How many times have I told you! You have to address others by their titles at school! Good, that's what you mean, right?"

Looking at Hiratsuka Tsubasa who was still making excuses, Hiratsuka Shizuka really couldn't find a reason to hit him, so she could only find such a lame excuse to knock Hiratsuka Tsubasa to the ground.

"Yes, Mr. Hiratsuka~ That's true to a certain extent. I think there's nothing wrong with what Hikigaya wrote~"

Although it is said that a wise man never suffers a loss in front of him, Hiratsuka Yu, who crawled up from the ground while enduring the severe pain, still insisted on being stubborn.

"Very good, Hiratsuka Hane, you are really good now! I almost forgot, Hikigaya, you should also read this guy's composition, after you finish reading it, I will deal with you two one by one!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka resisted the urge to hit someone, and threw a composition that was obviously not very long from the table into Hikigaya's hands, preparing to wait until there was solid evidence before taking action.

"Looking back on my high school life, I only did three things! Studying! Taking exams! And being tricked into going abroad for study and reform!"

Hikigaya felt a little embarrassed when someone read out loud his immature composition in front of so many people in the teachers' office, but then he saw that finally someone was taking the blame for him, and it was his good brother, so he quickly snatched the composition that Hiratsuka Tsukasa was about to swallow and started reading it out loud.

"No~That's it?"

Hikigaya thought that the approach to the composition was very original and was about to continue reading when he looked at Hiratsuka Tsukaha with a shocked expression.

"Ah, what else do you want me to do? Write a 30,000-word essay on youth, and the kind where punctuation doesn't count? I'm not that guy Ye Shan, I don't have such a wonderful life!"

Hiratsuka Tsubasa, who failed to destroy the evidence, looked at Hikigaya unhappily.

"Tell me, which father gave you the courage to write only two lines in my Chinese composition! Are you trying to fool the foreigners here?!

You didn't write your reflections, and the word count is not up to the standard. Moreover, you are still wasting words in just two lines. Is there something wrong with your thinking after your trip abroad?"

There was no need for Hiratsuka Tsubasa to do it himself. Hiratsuka Shizuka snatched the composition paper, tore it into pieces, and threw it into the wastebasket, glaring at her cousin with a bad look.

"Well, my thoughts have always been upright! Besides, it's obviously the homework you assigned, Sister Jing, that has a problem!

I am only in the second year of high school now, why should I review my high school life? I don’t even have acne on my face~

Of course, this may also be because I insist on washing my face with facial cleanser every morning and evening...

Let’s not talk about these things in advance. It was clearly you, Sister Jing, who tricked me into going abroad for exchange. As a result, I only stayed in Sobu High School for a semester in total, and I didn’t even know all my classmates!

Now you want me to write about my high school life! Even if I want to write, I have nowhere to find material. It's obvious that you are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!

Besides, it’s even more impossible for me to look back on my youth. The most memorable thing for me is last summer vacation when I confessed my love to Yui at the fireworks festival. I can’t show my affection in front of you again~ So what else can I write? "

Hiratsuka Tsubasa spread his hands, made the number 7, and said innocently.

Hearing this, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help herself. Not doing homework or just doing it half-heartedly wasn't a serious problem...

For students like this who have particularly good grades, we usually just say a few words and say that it won’t happen again next time or the next time, and we’ll let it go.

But Hiratsuka Yu, this damned bastard, dared to be a jerk in front of so many teachers in the office, and stimulated Hiratsuka Shizuka, a single older woman, by showing off his affection, which seriously changed the nature of the problem...

Shizuka Hiratsuka became more and more angry the more she thought about it. Without saying a word, she punched Hiratsuka Tsutomu in the stomach twice, and directly changed Hiratsuka Tsutomu's hand position from the shape of seven to five.

"If you dare to mention this to me again, I will immediately move you away from Yuigahama Yui and put you next to the podium! You dare to show your affection to me? Dream on!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't bear it anymore and was still not satisfied, so she kicked Hiratsuka Tsuyoshi a few more times on the butt.

"I'm sorry I was wrong. I'll go back and rewrite it today."

After being beaten up, Hiratsuka Yu no longer dared to act cool. He had no doubt that his cousin could really do this and was not kidding him at all...

Thinking of this, Hiratsuka Yu decided to admit his mistake to the teacher...

Hiratsuka Tsubasa first patted the non-existent dust on the ground, then immediately knelt down and gave a very standard French military salute.

As the saying goes, brine can make tofu stronger, and one thing can conquer another. Hiratsuka Yu is still Yu Ge, a member of the Sobu Gao Ge generation! It's really uncomfortable that he was taken advantage of by an older single female teacher because of this...