I am the vice-chief of the service club

"God damned unruly people!"

"After eating your bananas, why don't you put them in the trash can instead of throwing them on the ground? You have no manners at all!

There is a trash can next to it, just five meters away! You, a blind idiot, will be exhausted after walking two steps! Are you in such a hurry that you are jumping for a shakaraka?"

The first day of school at Sobu High School was supposed to be a day for freshmen to show off their talents, but Hiratsuka Tsubasa could only cover his butt on the bed in the infirmary, and by the way, he greeted the family of the passerby who threw banana peels without manners in a very gentlemanly way...

"I say, you kid, just say a few words, that's enough, your little mouth is swearing like honey every day! You are the most uncultured person in the entire Hiratsuka family!

Besides, it’s just that the flesh on your butt is blocked by the stone, why are you howling so loudly!

Where did you come from, you little fresh meat? Why are you so delicate? Or are you afraid that others don’t know about your great achievement of stepping on a banana peel and falling to the ground? "

Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was accompanying him, couldn't help it and punched Hiratsuka Yu directly. The punch was so heavy that Hiratsuka Yu even forgot the pain in his buttocks for a moment...

"So what? Did you know I fell down? Your butt hurts, so you can't just scream, right? I'm not saying anything mean to you, but the infirmary doesn't even have a bruise spray, and you still have the nerve to open a health room in the school! The facilities in the bathhouse are more complete than those in the school! Just close it early!"

Hiratsuka Yu looked around and confirmed that there was no one else in the health room except himself and Hiratsuka Shizuka. He rubbed his brain that had been restarted by his cousin's punch and glared at Hiratsuka Shizuka with dissatisfaction.

But Hiratsuka Yu decided to drink some hot water after applying the honey on her lips...

It's not that I'm out of words, it's mainly because Hiratsuka Yu now wants to be a well-educated person~ I'm not afraid of being beaten at all, not at all!

"At least you should watch your words! This is a school! Not a talk show! You don't need to sing or rap there, you just need to use your basketball skills and join a basketball club!" said Shizuka Hiratsuka calmly.

"I don't like to go. I have to cook for myself every day these days. How can I have time to play basketball? Besides, it's so much fun to play by myself. No one will snatch the basketball from me."

"Why do you cook for yourself? It's just a box lunch and ramen! Can you pay attention to your daily routine and balanced diet like me?" Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at her cousin with disdain.

"You're saying that... as if you're eating very healthily!

At least when I eat boxed lunches at home, I will eat some vegetables to supplement vitamins, and I go to bed before 11 o'clock. Occasionally, I will cook for myself!

On the contrary, you eat ramen every day! And you have studied these two hobbies of cigarettes and alcohol very well~ You never leave them alone! "

Hiratsuka Yu rolled his eyes at Hiratsuka Shizuka, wondering how she had the nerve to say that she had an irregular diet!

According to incomplete statistics, during the period when Hiratsuka Yuzhai lived alone at home, he ate more than 30 boxes of bento bought from the supermarket and more than 10 fried noodles and breads. Basically, he ate whatever was sold in the supermarket...

Of course, when he went to the supermarket to buy food, Hiratsuka Yu also ate more than 20 bowls of ramen and more than 10 rice combos on the roadside...

As for the older single young woman next to her, according to Hiratsuka Yu's conservative estimate, she must have eaten at least 30 more bowls of ramen during this period...

Because she doesn’t want to eat boxed lunches, she only wants to eat ramen, and she wants the oiliest kind in the store…

"Sometimes I eat something else~" After being dissed, Shizuka Hiratsuka felt uneasy...

"Yes, yes, you should eat healthily! Ouch, it still hurts when I go!"

After talking for a while, Hiratsuka Yu felt that his butt was still hurting, and then he kept yelling...

"Can you please stop howling? You are such a grown man and you are afraid of this little pain!

Look at how strong Hikigaya Hachiman is who is with you! His leg was broken but he didn't say a word. Look at you, you are just banging away! My head is hurting!

Here is your breakfast, eat it quickly, you still have to go back to class after eating, and don’t forget to attend the entrance ceremony in the afternoon.”

Unable to bear it any longer, Shizuka Hiratsuka put out the cigarette in her hand with a look of disgust and handed over the bread she bought at the school supermarket.

"Hey, hey, hey, my dear sister Jing, why are you so silent? You must have been hit so hard that you must have passed out from the pain!

Even if you lie with your eyes open, you have to have a bottom line! Hikigaya is not someone else's child who can be fabricated out of thin air! "Taking the bread, Hiratsuka Yu couldn't help but complain.

As for the school's rule of no smoking in the health room, Hiratsuka Yu didn't dare to mention it, for fear that Hiratsuka Shizuka would get angry and hit him again...

"Why are you so talkative! Don't call me Sister Jing at school, call me by my position! I don't know how that PE teacher Atsugi sorted out the classes! He didn't even put you in Class J!"

"It's a good position, but my family conditions are really bad and I can't study abroad. How about you sponsor me?" Hiratsuka Yu said pitifully to his cousin.

Who would be a good person to study in a girls' class? If you go there, wouldn't you be the one doing the hard work for the class every day? After thinking it through, Hiratsuka Yu said that he would definitely not go.

"Don't try that on me! It's not like Second Uncle doesn't have year-end dividends! He didn't even have to grit his teeth to let you study abroad in three countries!" Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled her eyes at her brother.

"But this is fine. I happen to be your Chinese teacher. You must listen carefully in my class, remember? Call the teacher so I can listen~"

But it is harder than climbing to the sky to say the word "teacher" to Hiratsuka Yu, especially to call her...

"Didn't you just say I was calling you by your title, Jing! And Sister Jing, do you think that with my grades, I still need to study?" Hiratsuka Yu said in a pretentious manner.

"Very good, you are so arrogant just because you are the second in grade. If you were the first, you would not even take the principal seriously!

Your butt is injured! Then accept the punishment! Punch of justice! "Hearing this, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help it, grinning and gathering strength, and then hit Hiratsuka Yu's butt hard...

"Ahhh!!! Please come in."

After Hiratsuka Yu endured a beating that was not appropriate for his age, the two suddenly heard a gentle knock on the door. They put away their "playful" thoughts and calmed down...

"Sorry to bother you." Yuigahama Yui gently opened the door of the infirmary and quietly slipped in through the crack.

"Hiratsuka-san, are you feeling better? I saw that as soon as you arrived at school, Mr. Hiratsuka took you to the infirmary..." Yuigahama Yui said embarrassedly with her head down.

"It was nothing serious and I was about to get up and leave, but I couldn't resist the violent female teacher in front of you and punched me hard in the injured part! It hurts me even more now!"

Hiratsuka Tsubasa glared at the perpetrator who was smoking and said with a grin.

Boom!

"Hiratsuka Yu, you are really courting death. You dare to call me a violent girl? You really think I won't dare to hit you if there are others here, right?"

Sitting on the stool, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help herself anymore, she put out her cigarette in the ashtray, and punched Hiratsuka Yu in the back again...

"I was wrong, Sister Jing, you are so beautiful, virtuous, gentle and generous, and definitely not a violent woman. You are the goddess in my heart!

No, you are the warm sunshine in my winter! I remember that a senior in the junior high school basketball team has a brother who is tall, rich and handsome. I will connect you later..."

Looking at Sister Jing's ferocious expression, Hiratsuka Yu immediately surrendered.

"How many times have I told you to call yourself by your job title when you are in school? Remember that!" Shizuka Hiratsuka took the opportunity to punch him again.

"Well, I will definitely make it happen soon, Mr. Hiratsuka!" Hiratsuka Yu gritted her teeth as she looked at the violent girl with long black hair. If she had been more ladylike, she would have been married a long time ago!