I am the vice-chief of the service club

It has been nearly a month since Hiratsuka Tsuyoshi's parents went on a business trip to China. If one word can be used to describe Hiratsuka Tsuyoshi's life during this period, it would be a life of drunkenness and dreams!

I wake up naturally in the morning, then go out and find something to eat for brunch...

At noon, I go home to read some books and try to figure out what I learned in high school. At around 6pm, I go to the supermarket to buy some food for dinner.

After dinner, I chat with my parents who just finished work, and then play games. I log off when I win. My daily life is so regular!

Maybe Hiratsuka Yu has an idol burden. He thinks he can't be so self-degrading, and he will do physical exercise from time to time, otherwise Hiratsuka Yu's weight will increase by at least ten pounds...

However, holiday life without homework always goes by especially quickly, and before I knew it, it was the end of March and there was only one day left before Sobu High School started.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Hiratsuka Yu's cell phone, which he had forgotten to put on silent mode last night, suddenly rang. Hiratsuka Yu, who was sleeping soundly, took the phone and took a glance at it, and found that it was Hikigaya Hachiman who called.

"Hachiman, I'm very happy that you can call me. This proves that you have me in your heart. We have the possibility to rekindle our relationship during the three years of high school.

But the time you called me really upset your brother Yu! It's only eight o'clock in the morning! You are crazy not to sleep so early in the morning! "

Hiratsuka Yu, who was finally trying to catch up on some sleep after playing games until midnight last night, said unhappily.

"You talk as if I went to bed in the evening yesterday! Then I would have gotten up even if I was so sleepy!"

As good friends who can play together, Hikigaya and Hiratsuka Hane are still very confident when talking, and there is no need to be submissive at all...

"So you better have something to say if you call me now! Otherwise I will really kick your ass with my size 42 shoes which are still rising!"

Hiratsuka Tsubasa, who was still a little confused, said with murderous intent.

"School is about to start tomorrow. I want to ask if you want to go shopping for school stuff together today! If you don't go, you can go back to sleep with my sincere apology!"

Hikigaya's gloomy voice came from the receiver.

"Since you have invited me sincerely, I will reluctantly give you some face~ But I still need to sleep for a while~ How about meeting at the old place at 11 o'clock?"

Hikigaya is not a little girl. Hiratsuka Yu doesn't even have the motivation to get up early. She'll sleep in for another two hours.

"Eleven o'clock is too damn late!" Hikigaya said very dissatisfiedly.

“Eleven o’clock is my normal biological clock during the holidays, and I’m really sleepy now!

Besides, there is a reason for gathering at 11:00 noon. If you come out at lunch time, I can still treat you to a meal~ Even if it is just to repay you for treating me to a hamburger last time..."

Hiratsuka Tsubasa thought that since he had enough money in his pocket now, he might as well treat his eldest son to a good meal.

"Wait a minute! Do you mean you won't pay me back? That's the money I worked so hard to get!

You know how hard it is for me to get some pocket money from home! Every penny is squeezed out by me by tightening my belt! I can't expect a double return, but at least give me the capital!"

Upon hearing this, Hikigaya immediately quit!

"I'm really sorry that as an only child, I can't enjoy the pocket money alone. But even if you want to sell your body for some money, there is no rich woman willing to support you." Hiratsuka Yu said in a very asking for a beating.

"Brother Yu is so handsome, why don't you go? I can invest in him, and remember to give me 80% of the income later~" Hikigaya said without showing any weakness.

"What I'm saying is that the brothel's madam doesn't take as much cut from the girls' money as you do! Can I ask for some Bilian? Even if you say 10%, that's reasonable!" Hikigaya's words made Hiratsuka Tsubasa's mouth twitch. When did they take such a cut even from the money for sex?

"One percent is too little, so we're just going to let this burger thing go?"

"We are no strangers. Given our relationship, I won't pay you back. Do you really think you can ask me for money?

I can just treat you to something expensive this time, otherwise you have to eat at noon! Are you planning to eat a free meal without paying for it~"

"Do you think I'm you? Tell me what to eat first! I won't agree to let us go to Sizeriya like last time!" Hikigaya, who had learned from his mistakes, asked vigilantly.

"Look at how cautious you are! Why don't we go to that newly opened Italian restaurant? Orimoto Kaori said the other day that the food here is good, and it's fine except it's a little expensive~"

When he thought of Kaori Orimoto, the person Hikigaya had confessed to in the past, Hiratsuka Hane immediately stopped feeling sleepy...

"Can you please stop bringing up irrelevant issues? I always feel like you are hinting at me, little brat!"

As expected, it would be fine if we didn't mention this. As soon as he mentioned Kaori Orimoto, the person Hikigaya confessed to a year ago, Hikigaya immediately became excited...

"How can that be! I'm actually telling you this, but it's time for you to come out~

Wait, it seems like your situation cannot be called getting over it. You can only be called getting over it if you date, break up, and then let it go. Your behavior is at best stupid and insane!

Just because Kaori Orimoto exchanged email addresses with you, how can you assume that she likes you? How does that saying go?

Oh, by the way, Pu Xinnan is really down~"

Even though he was dancing in Hikigaya's minefield, the pictures speak louder than words, so Hiratsuka Yu has the confidence to speak!

"Hiratsuka Hane, if you keep talking nonsense to me, I promise to kick you in the face with my size 41 shoes, the kind that step on dog shit!"

Hikigaya, whose lungs were stabbed, said this through gritted teeth.

"Hey, you're so dirty! I despise you~ If I were you~ Instead of confessing to someone, I'd rather check what dishes to order on my phone! So you don't have to be dumbfounded when looking at the menu~" Hiratsuka Tsubasa, who won the argument, said timidly.

"I've been talking nonsense with you. I forgot to tell you that my sister will go with me... How about we just pay for it ourselves? Next time you can just treat me to a bowl of ramen." Hikigaya said embarrassedly.

"I have already invited your dead fish eyes, but I am still missing your sister~ Can you give me a basic understanding of Master Yu!

Then again, I've known you for more than a year and I haven't met your sister yet, let's go together~ How much can a 2nd grade girl who eats so hard spend? "

Hiratsuka Yu didn't mind. In his eyes, it was the same for two people or three people! It's not a big deal~

"You are so open today that I feel like a stranger!"

"Get lost! I want to go back to sleep!"

The two of them didn't have anything serious to talk about after that, so they hung up the phone and went to bed!

But the gathering time had already been set. Hiratsuka Yu covered himself with the quilt again and prepared to continue dreaming, but he couldn't fall asleep no matter what. He could only reluctantly get up from the bed, wash up, and find something to eat, intending to fill his stomach first.

After taking a shower, the hungry and confused Hiratsuka Yu started looking for food, and then he realized a serious problem for himself...

I was hungry from playing games last night, and I think I ate the food I saved for this morning as a midnight snack...

However, there is always a way out. Hiratsuka Yu finally found a bowl of instant noodles from the cupboard after much persuasion. Although it expired last week... But there is no other food now, and I can't cook a bowl of rice now...

He tore open the seasoning packet and poured boiling water into it very skillfully. Without even waiting for the noodles to be soaked, Hiratsuka Yu swallowed the noodles in just a few mouthfuls like a starving ghost.

"It seems that I must replenish food today, otherwise I will be hungry tomorrow." After eating, Hiratsuka Yu secretly made up his mind, and then lay on the sofa with a satisfied look on his face and began to recall the past...