Travels to the Holy Light Continent
Chapter 29: Don't even pretend 1
I gently patted the Ice Princess' head and said with a smile, "Let's go, Ice Princess, we're going to see His Majesty!"
The Ice Princess shook her head and threw my hand away, saying coquettishly, "Well!!! Don't call me the Ice Princess. Brother Xuanyuan, can you call me Honey?"
"Okay! Honey! Let's go!"
Hearing this, the Ice Princess pulled my arm and jumped up to the stands. When His Majesty saw the Ice Princess coming up, he quickly picked her up and asked, "Honey! Are you okay?"
"It's okay! Father!"
"Xuanyuan Qingyun! You are so bold that you actually spank Hani's butt. Do you know that even I have never spanked her?" His Majesty said angrily.
I was so scared that I quickly hid behind my mother. My mother quickly said, "Your Majesty, it was you who ordered the duel. If we can't fight, do you want our third child to admit defeat?"
His Majesty was speechless. Murakami Motoyasu interrupted and said, "Your Majesty, there is something fishy about this game. Why can't the Ice Princess use magic? And why is the Abyss Leopard lying on the ground motionless!"
"I can explain this. This is my guardian elf Selena, the daughter of the Elf Queen. Honey's loss of magic is one of her abilities. As for why the Abyss Leopard is lying on the ground motionless, I don't understand. Maybe it has diarrhea!" I said.
"Okay! It turns out that I lost because the Abyss Leopard had diarrhea. Murakami Motoyasu, I will remember you!" The Ice Princess said stubbornly and capriciously again.
"Your Highness, this is slander, blatant slander!"
"Humph! I don't care!"
After saying that, the Ice Princess ran to the Ice Witch and started to act coquettishly. I saw Honey secretly winking at me, and it was obvious that she didn't believe what I said.
"Okay, I declare that the winner of the competition is Xuanyuan Qingyun." said His Majesty.
Following His Majesty's words, Murakami Motoyasu instantly collapsed to the ground. This time he was going to lose a lot of money.
My mother brought me back home happily, and my grandfather was waiting for us in the hall.
"Father! We are back!"
"Yeah! Good! Thank you for your hard work, Third Brother!"
"Hehe! No big deal!"
"I declare that we will have a grand banquet for three days starting from today. I want to piss off the Murakami family to death. Oh, by the way, the money will be paid by the third child!" said the mother.
"Ah?! Mother, this is too unfair! Why should I pay?" I objected.
"Isn't this a celebration for you? Besides, you won 10,000 gold coins today, don't think I don't know!"
"Huh? How do you know? I'm not..."
"You think that if you secretly dress up as a servant, others won't recognize you? You are too naive. What's wrong with asking you to get some of the profits? Shouldn't mother's money be used to buy clothes and jewelry for Wushuang?" The mother smiled with her eyes narrowed.
This is a naked threat. Who would spend ten thousand gold coins to buy clothes and jewelry? Even for a princess, I guess the clothes and jewelry combined wouldn't cost more than a thousand gold coins!
I turned around and wiped my sad tears, but I saw my father looking at me with red eyes. I was so scared that I quickly hid behind my mother and said, "Father...Father, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Third brother, can you lend me some money?" asked the father, rubbing his hands.
"Um, father, didn't I just lend you 500 gold coins last month? Why are you borrowing again?"
"Borrow money? He is your father. If you hadn't offended the Murakami family, would your father have had such a headache over that little money?"
After the mother finished speaking, she winked at the father. Seeing this, the father nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes! It's all your fault. I don't want more, just one thousand!"
Oh my god, he doesn't even pretend.
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