Pirates: My Cool and Handsome Captain

Luffy angrily wrapped his legs around Vander Decken, "Is that you?! Throwing all kinds of things at a coward?!"

Vander Decken stared at Luffy as if he were a love rival, "You're the one who brought Shirahoshi out here, right? Why are you trying to stop me and Shirahoshi from settling things?!"

Luffy didn't want to listen to him, and threw him headfirst to the ground. Looking at Vander Decken, whose four legs kept twitching, I curled my lips. What? I thought he was a powerful character, but he turned out to be trash.

Princess Shirahoshi looked at Luffy in admiration: "Master Luffy is so awesome!"

"Is that so awesome? Let Luffy take you to play other things later, okay, little princess?" I said with a smile.

"Is it okay, Lady Dorea?" Princess Shirahoshi was very surprised. After all, she was a teenage girl. I watched her put Luffy on her tail and help him untie the rope. Not far away, Sanji and Chopper also broke free from their restraints.

"Dorea, I don't know why the people on this island hate us, but we need to leave here as soon as possible." Luffy was a little confused. It was their first time on Fishman Island, and they were hated without doing anything.

Speechless!

One of you kidnapped someone else's princess, and the other occupied someone else's palace, and yet you still look so innocent.

Oh, I forgot, Luffy doesn't know yet that Zoro and his men captured Ryugu Castle and demanded a ransom.

I watched as the fishmen next to me were about to come over with mops in hand. The big mermaid who had just chatted with me also looked like he had been terribly deceived, and he held the rope and wanted to catch me with his own hands.

"Luffy, take Princess Shirahoshi and continue walking. I'll take care of things here." I waved my hand to let Luffy and the others continue playing, then turned around and called Sanji who was not far away: "Sanji~ come to help!"

Sanji finally came back to his senses from the happiness of seeing the beautiful mermaid princess. He spun around quickly: "Ms. Doria, although there are a lot of unnecessary people making noise here, I can still hear your beautiful voice calling me. No matter where I am, I will come to you as quickly as possible." He stopped beside me perfectly.

I really thank you for still hearing me calling you now.

"Okay, Luffy, let's go. With Sanji here with me, everything will be fine."

"Well, Dorea, follow Sanji." Luffy called out to Princess Shirahoshi, "Go, coward!"

Princess Shirahoshi smiled sweetly: "Yes! Lord Luffy." She swung her huge fish tail and followed Luffy.

"Princess, why do you want to loosen the rope?"

"That damn pirate is threatening Her Royal Highness the Princess again!"

Princess Shirahoshi turned around and said to them like an ordinary child who was going out to play, "Sorry, everyone, I will definitely be back before dinner."

"Ah?" The fish people didn't understand why Her Royal Highness the Princess wanted to follow the kidnapper.

Sanji clicked his lighter and lit the cigarette in his mouth: "So, Miss Dorea, is there anything I can do for you?"

I ignored the angry glares of the fishmen around me. The four-legged pervert had already jumped up, waving an axe, and many people around were injured by his axe.

"Get out of here! You rubbish!" Vander Decken gasped, "Don't even think about escaping! Poseidon!"

A giant sea monster stood up from the sea. It was the bald sea monster that attacked the Sunny before we entered Fishman Island. Unexpectedly, this guy was also Vander Decken's subordinate.

"Knock those guys down for me!" Vander Decken ordered.

The bald sea monster raised his fist and punched Luffy, but Luffy jumped up and knocked out his front teeth with one punch. Seeing his huge body lying in the sea, rolling from side to side and crying with his hand covering his mouth, I couldn't help but raise my hands and applaud.

Watching Luffy riding a shark and swimming away with Chopper, Shirahoshi and the others, I called out to Sanji, "It's our turn next. This guy is a pedophile. He harassed Princess Shirahoshi and threatened her to marry him. What a rubbish..."

Before I could finish, Sanji was burning with fighting spirit: "This kind of garbage! We must quickly dispose of it in the trash can!"

"By the way, don't let him touch you. This guy ate a devil fruit and we may be in trouble." I reminded Sanji. Sanji made an OK gesture to me and rushed forward.

I sat leisurely on Little Red Bean, watching Sanji kicking the trash. Many fishmen behind me were eager to try to hit me with the broom. Little Red Bean swung its tail and looked at them threateningly.

"I advise you not to move. Do you want to get beaten up for nothing like that guy?" I pointed at Vander Decken who was being kicked hard.

The fishmen behind me were sweating profusely. The big fishman brother who was chatting with me just now was pushed out by the others. He stammered and asked me: "You...you...where did you take Princess Shirahoshi?! I tell you cunning humans, we fishmen are not easy to bully. Hand over our princess quickly, or I will teach you a lesson!" The big fishman brother became more and more excited as he spoke. His stuttering was cured and he rushed over with the spatula in his hand raised.

I patted Little Red Bean, and the considerate Little Red Bean swung its tail. The poor fishman brother was flattened to the ground in an instant, twitched twice and then became motionless.

After a careful look, fortunately, he was alive.

Now the others became even more nervous and stood behind him trembling.

Sanji was about to kick that pervert to death. Maybe he was too angry. There was a faint smell of barbecue where he kicked. Vander Decken couldn't get up at all. Sanji took a deep breath of cigarette and exhaled slowly, "Ms. Dorea, that's enough."

Each of Vander Decken's four legs was twisted at an angle that was difficult for humans to understand, and his face was so swollen that his original appearance could not be recognized. I gave Sanji a thumbs up, awesome!

"Sanji is such a reliable companion."

"As long as Miss Dorea is satisfied." Sanji said as he took my hand, looking like a gentleman.

I also reluctantly played the role of a pretentious lady, "Just call me Doria, don't be so formal. Now that the matter here has been resolved, let's go find Luffy and the others." I turned to the group of fishmen standing far away and said, "Is it okay for you to leave this guy?"

"No... Of course it's no problem! We are powerful fishmen, and you weak humans can't compare to us!"

I rolled my eyes. It would be more convincing if the person speaking could put down the broom and say something like this.

Sanji and I walked in the direction Luffy left. After a few steps, I stopped and thought.

Sanji asked "Anything else, Dorea?"

"Wait a mininute."

I went back to Vander Decken, and the fishman who was tying people up with ropes took a step back cautiously when he saw me.

"To prevent this guy from being dishonest again in the future, let's eliminate the trouble." I raised my leg and kicked Vander Decken hard below his waist and above his legs!

"Crack!"

"Ah!!!!!" Vander Decken quickly fell to the ground again.

The other male fishmen clamped their legs together, sweating profusely, and dared not speak, fearing that they would be the next to be kicked.

"Okay, now he won't have the tools to commit the crime even if he escapes." I took Red Bean and Sanji to meet Luffy with satisfaction.

The conversation between Sanji and I echoed in the quiet air.

"Why don't you just let me do this kind of thing? Why does Doria have to go alone?"

"I did it on impulse, but unfortunately my high heels got dirty not long after I bought them."

"I'll go buy a pair of prettier high heels with Doria later. How can a beautiful and kind lady like you wear shoes that have kicked a stinky man?!"

"Oh, Sanji is very considerate too."

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The fishmen shuddered on the spot. Humans are really scary!