The self-reversal of the cannon fodder fat wife

Because the toilet prepared by Tengke was not a toilet, but a bathing chair.

To be precise, it is just like a chair, with a backrest and you can sit on it, but it is not the kind of dead singer, but it is like a wooden barrel, surrounded, very similar to a modern toilet.

There is a cover on the chair seat, which opens to reveal a hole. It is similar to the bathing stool in the bathroom, but this chair is fixed on the ground, so you can poop directly after sitting on it.

This should be what Teng Ke asked the master who helped build the toilet for his family, and he made it by learning from it and combining it with the toilet.

I have to say, this is really much more comfortable, especially the skirts worn in ancient times, which are not convenient to take off, and it is easy to get dirty when squatting to use the toilet. All wealthy families use toilets, and there are maids to wash them, and they just have to do it.

But Yinuo thinks it is unhygienic!

The original intention of her building that toilet was for hygiene. There was no need to clean the toilet, and the person who collected the night incense only needed to scoop it out with a long-handled ladle outside the yard, without having to come into close contact.

Many diseases are transmitted through feces. Having clean toilets can reduce many diseases.

Yinuo sat on it contentedly and took the most comfortable poop since he traveled through time.

She didn't know it yet, but in the next few months, this toilet was promoted by the people who built the toilet, and spread to the capital, the palace, and the emperor even ordered it to be promoted nationwide. At that time, the people all knew that Colonel Teng of Pengcheng loved his wife as much as his life, and in order to give his wife a comfortable environment for going to the toilet, he designed a toilet that amazed the whole country.

Of course, this is all later on and a bit off topic.

While Yinuo was washing up, Teng Ke sat on the bed and practiced martial arts.

Night is a good time to practice internal skills. As a martial artist, he cannot change this habit.

But he was a little distracted today, and kept thinking about the way Yinuo walked out in an almost transparent inner garment.

As he thought about it, he almost went crazy.

"Ugh......"

Teng Ke knew that he was poisoned by a love poison called Yinuo.

This is the first time in twenty-five years that I have been so attracted to a woman. I cannot escape this fate.

Speaking of which, Yinuo has been taking a bath for more than half an hour, why hasn't she come out yet? Could she have fainted from the heat? Although it's August, it's still quite hot, so it's not suitable to take a bath for a long time.

So Teng Ke got out of bed, put on his shoes, and just walked out of the screen door of the inner room, he saw Yinuo walking in wearing her inner clothes. She was in a hurry, her hair was wet and her clothes were wet, but she was completely unaware of it.

Teng Ke looked inside the increasingly transparent clothes and couldn't help swallowing again.

"Has it been washed?"

"???"

Yinuo frowned, obviously not wanting to care about him. He hummed twice perfunctorily, rushed into the inner room quickly, and even let down the curtain.

Teng Ke looked at the inner room where the curtain was suddenly drawn, noticed her abnormality, and frowned as well.

Yinuo inside was so anxious that he was dizzy and had no intention of paying any attention to Teng Ke.

When she went to the toilet just now, her lower abdomen hurt so much that she felt weak all over. Yinuo realized that her period had come! !

It has been more than three months since she came here. When she came here, the original owner had already finished her period. Later, she was busy with study and exams. She was afraid that her period would affect her performance, so she prepared some Chinese medicine for herself, which she drank every three days. It can delay her period and also serve as a contraceptive.

She was supposed to drink it last night, but she forgot. If she stopped taking the medicine, her period would come the next day. Now after calculating the time, it happened to be her period that evening.

I can't drink this medicine all the time, drinking too much will still have some effects. But it's really inconvenient to have my period. There are no sanitary napkins in this era, and everyone uses menstrual belts. She is afraid that she will not be used to it and will leak.

Oh, we moved to a new house, and I don’t know if Teng Ke has packed up his things!

She hurriedly searched through all the boxes and cabinets and finally found it. When she went to Gu Yun's house before, she was afraid that the medicine had not yet taken effect, so she bought a new menstrual belt. Later, when the medicine took effect, she put the menstrual belt away. Fortunately, Gu Yun brought all her things to Teng Ke.

"Madam, what's wrong with you?" Teng Ke's voice sounded outside.

Yinuo fastened her menstrual belt in a hurry and pulled up her pants in a panic.

Before she could stop it, the door curtain was suddenly opened.

Yinuo quickly turned around and sat on the bed. She was so frightened that her face turned pale.

Seeing this, Teng Ke looked worried, "Are you okay?"

Yinuo breathed a sigh of relief and shook his head to deny: "No, nothing happened."

Teng Ke didn't quite believe it. He hung the door curtain before entering the inner room, sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at her: "What's wrong?"

Yinuo couldn't deny it anymore, so she had to say, "My period is here."

Hearing this, Teng Ke raised his eyebrows, "Aunt?"

Is it the aunt? Why doesn't he remember Yinuo having any aunt? His mother-in-law seems to be an orphan.

"When will you come? Do you need me to receive you?"

"We have three courtyards, and there is a spare courtyard where she can stay."

Yinuo didn't react for a moment: "What?"

Then I realized it later and almost laughed out loud, afraid that he had misunderstood. Well, in this era, people don’t call it “aunt” at all. That’s a term used by later generations.

Teng Ke was puzzled: "Huh?"

She couldn't help laughing as she looked up at him and explained, "It's my period. It's my period, but we call it my period."

"..."

Teng Ke immediately fell silent.

He sat there stiffly, staring at her intently.

He instantly felt sweat on his back and his face felt like it was on fire, so red it must have been.

Yinuo was a little puzzled. Why did he suddenly speak?

When she saw his red face, she finally understood, and this time she really couldn't help laughing.

“Puff…”

"Tenke, you're shy!"

"My dear husband, you are so lovely."

She didn't want to laugh, but she couldn't help it.

Who made him usually have a stern face as if everyone owes him something? I didn't expect that one day he would feel shy and blush.

"I didn't expect our Colonel Teng to be so innocent!"

It wasn't like this before, when he hugged me eagerly and proactively in bed.

Seeing Yinuo's eyes narrowed into slits with laughter, Teng Ke's deep and bottomless eyes showed some ripples.

He stood up and said after a long pause: "I'll go get you some hot water. You should take a rest."

Having said that, he quickly turned around and left, as if he was fleeing in panic.

He walked to the child's yard and called out Nanny Wan.

"Mammy, a woman is having her period, what should she drink?"

Although he was still a little embarrassed at this time, Nanny Wan was his wet nurse, so he had nothing to hide.