Uncle Jiu's Senior Brother

Driving the corpse into the yard, Taoist Simu stretched his back and said, "Stand still! Off duty! Jiale, open the door!"

Finding that no one answered, Taoist Simu pushed the door, but it was locked.

He put his hands through the door paper, unbolted the door, and looked inside. Jiale was sleeping on a bamboo chair. He was not awakened by the loud noise at the door.

Wow, a person in the wilderness can sleep so soundly. Lu Li admires Jiale. He and Wencai are simply a perfect match.

Taoist Simu was instantly furious and closed the door again, cursing: "You stinky boy, I told you to guard the door but you were dreaming!"

Lu Li knew the classic scene was coming, but he didn't try to stop it. That little bit of damage was nothing to Taoist Simu. It was just a pity that there were no peanuts or sunflower seeds.

Throwing his clothes aside, Taoist Simu picked up a bundle of bamboo sticks and walked towards the corpse, dropping a few of them. As long as Jiale wasn't deaf, he should have woken up after hearing such a loud noise.

After distributing sticks to each corpse, Taoist Simu began to chant: "Heaven and earth, be merciful. Zombies have spirits and sexuality. Forget the ringing sound. Beat them when you hear "Ai" and when you shout "Ya". Aiya is my command, listen to my command!" He tried it with a basin and a wooden board, and the effect was good.

He brought the zombies into the house, and Lu Li stood at the door ready to watch the fun.

Taoist Simu picked up a bamboo stick and hit Jiale's legs on the recliner. Jiale's body trembled but he held back from screaming.

"Oh, your master hit you and you didn't even scream?" When Taoist Simu spoke, he didn't notice that the zombies around him had turned around and hit him.

Taoist Simu was immediately beaten to the ground, screaming in pain.

Lu Li had watched the fun enough, so he quickly took out the Sanqing Bell and shook it, then took out a corpse-driving talisman: "Listen to my orders, forget about the imperial decree!"

The zombies around dropped their sticks and stopped moving.

"Uncle-master, are you okay?" Lu Li helped Taoist Simu up.

"Shh, it hurts so much, ouch." Taoist Simu felt pain all over his body.

Looking at Jiale standing next to him, Taoist Simu walked over with a smile, held his face in his hands, rubbed it hard and said, "My dear disciple, Master loves you so much, why don't you say hello to your senior brother?"

"Brother Lu Li, you are here too." Jiale and Simu had seen Lu Li several times in the charity cemetery when they were driving corpses, so the two were quite familiar with each other.

Lu Li smiled, took out a new piece of clothing from his bag, handed it to Jiale and said, "I don't know your size, Junior Brother, I bought it for you according to Qiu Sheng's figure. Didn't you say last time that you wanted to buy a new piece of clothing?"

Jiale's eyes suddenly lit up. He reached out to take it, and when he saw the pattern and workmanship on it, his mouth broke with joy. He had only told his senior brother two years ago that he wanted new clothes, but he didn't expect that he still remembered it.

"Thank you, brother."

Taoist Simu saw Jiale's useless look, kicked him and said, "Hurry up and cook, I'm starving."

This was the time Jiale was most active in cooking because it was the first time he received a gift.

After placing the zombies in the morgue, he went to the kitchen.

Together with Taoist Simu, he burned incense to the ancestor. Lu Li was stunned by the way Taoist Simu burned incense. He thought he was trying to steal the ancestor's food. He had never practiced the art of summoning gods, so he didn't know whether those who practiced the art of summoning gods had to eat with the ancestor.

After a while, Jiale prepared the meal, peanuts, grilled fish, rice. Because it was lunch, there were two plates of stir-fried vegetables, both meat and vegetables, and the taste was pretty good. After eating, Lu Li and Taoist Simu went to rest. After driving corpses for several days in a row, even the strongest person could not bear it.

Lu Li slept until the next morning, and woke up to the sound of bells and Buddhist chanting. He sighed that Master Ikkyu's chanting was indeed powerful. When he left the room, he saw Jiale had also gotten up and was cooking porridge. Taoist Simu also got up: "It's so annoying, they keep ringing bells as soon as they come back."

Jiale said at this time: "The master came back yesterday."

When Simu heard this, he glared at Jiale and said, "So what if he's back? Do I still have to go and pay my respects to him?"

"Uh. That's not necessary. Hey, the master is here." Jiale smiled awkwardly.

At this time, an old monk in white monk's robe came outside the house, along with a young girl in red floral clothes and two pigtails.

Lu Li knew that these two people were Master Ikkyu and Qingqing.

The two of them talked as they walked into the house. Simu didn't want to see Master Ikkyu at first, but when he thought about Lu Li being there, he felt it was not appropriate to leave.

Jiale was very happy and took the initiative to introduce them: "Master, this is my senior brother Lu Li, he is the eldest disciple of Senior Uncle Lin. Senior brother, this is Master Ikkiu, and this is his disciple Miss Qingqing."

Lu Li stood up and bowed, "I am so grateful to you, Master Yixiu and Miss Qingqing."

Master Ikkyu and Qingqing were immediately attracted to Lu Li because of his high spirits, heroic spirit, and elegant temperament.

"Amitabha, young Taoist priest, are you the disciple of Fellow Taoist Lin?" Master Ikkyu said with a smile.

"Yes, my master Lin Jiu." Lu Li responded.

"Qingqing, come and meet your Senior Brother Lu. Fellow Daoist Lin really has accepted a good disciple." With Master Ikkyu's keen eyesight, he could tell at a glance that the cultivation level of this young Taoist priest in front of him was not weaker than his own.

He is in the Vajra Realm, which corresponds to the foundation-building stage of Taoism. This is an extraordinary young man.

Qingqing stepped forward and shouted generously, "Hello, Senior Brother Lu."

Lu Li knew that he would meet Qingqing here, so he prepared a gift in advance. He took out a ladies' agate bracelet from his arms and handed it to Qingqing: "This is the first time we meet, this little gift is for you, Junior Sister."

Seeing Master Ikkyu nod with a smile, she took it and said, "Thank you, senior brother." Her eyes showed her love for the bracelet.

Lu Li was also very happy. He didn’t have to give a gift, but he gave it anyway. After all, she was the goddess from his previous life.

"Hey, are you done yet?" Taoist Simu said coldly, unhappy that he was being ignored.

When Master Yixiu saw Taoist Simu, he immediately laughed and said, "Simu, you're back. Qingqing, come over and meet the Taoist."

Qingqing put on the bracelet and hurried over to say, "Meet the Taoist priest."

Taoist Simu said "Hmm"

Qingqing said to Master Yixiu, "Master, is this the Taoist Master Simu you always told me about?"

Simu immediately asked, "What did you say about me?"

Master Yixiu quickly winked at Qingqing behind the back of Taoist Simu, and Qingqing immediately reacted and said, "My master said that Taoist you are an upright person, you have spent your life slaying demons and monsters, and would rather kill the wrong person than let him go. You never beat or scold your disciples, you only say that you love them to death. Is that right, Master?"

Master Ikkyu nodded quickly: "Yes."

When Simu heard that he was praising himself, he was happy: "You are so well-behaved and cute."

Jiale took the opportunity to say to Taoist Simu: "I'll go get some breakfast, Master, you can eat here too. Master, just say yes."

Having just been praised, Taoist Simu was too embarrassed to chase him away, so he could only nod and say "hmm".

Knowing that there would be a fight in the house soon, Lu Li followed Jiale Qingqing out of the living room.

As expected, after serving breakfast, the three turned around and saw two people pushing the table back and forth in the room. Jiale had no choice but to turn around and carry a new table in.

After the five of them sat down, Lu Li saw the two of them flirting with each other. As expected, Jiale knew them best.

"Brother, Qingqing, let's go over there to eat." After saying that, he picked up a piece of fermented bean curd and stood at the door.

Lu Li then walked away with his bowl in his hand. Qingqing didn't want to leave, but seeing that Lu Li had already left, she also picked up her bowl and sat aside. At this time, the two people at the table began to throw food at each other.

"Eat pickles, eat pickles"

"Eat peanuts, eat peanuts"

"Eat dried radish, eat dried radish"

In the food-throwing battle, Simu was no match for the master. He picked up the plate and threw peanuts all over Master Yixiu's face. Two of the peanuts went into his nose. Before Taoist Simu could be happy, the two peanuts flew back into his mouth.

The ending ended with Master Ikkyu being hit by Taoist Simu's monkey kicking peach move, and Master Ikkyu throwing Taoist Simu's shoes on the table.

"He's playing tricks on me. Amitabha, it's a sin, a sin. Please forgive him, Buddha." He said this, bent over, and walked out. Qingqing followed quickly.

This time Taoist Simu laughed happily, "Jia Le will wash the shoes for Master later. Hahaha, I won, hahaha."

Jiale looked at Lu Li helplessly: "These two old naughty boys, I still have to clean up in the end."

Lu Li also looked at Jiale with sympathy. It was unfortunate for him to have such an unreliable master.