Ancient women awaken: loving yourself is the way to go

The system didn't see Shen Xingxi's true intention. She just wanted to talk about some disgusting topics while Prince Yun was eating.

[Host, the summoning skill was used successfully!

Hahahaha...you didn't see it, that scene was so funny!

I chose to have the chair collapse while the prince was present and summon dragon shit, and then the prince actually said, "Father, are your pants fading?"

What’s even funnier is that the emperor touched it.

Then the prince said bluntly: "This color is like shit."

He even commented with interest, saying that his father looked like he had diarrhea...】

Prince Yun, who was having a meal, felt a growing psychological trauma, but he was being fed by the princess and had no right to choose not to eat.

But the system is too outspoken!

Not only did he speak a lot of dirty words, but he also described the shape, color, area and even the distribution location in great detail.

It wasn't until I heard that "the prince fell down on purpose and yellow liquid overflowed from the emperor's pants" that I couldn't help but dry heave.

Shen Xingxi narrowed her eyes slightly, patted King Yun on the back and said: [System, the result is that I don’t want to hear such a disgusting scene even if it’s funny.]

For a moment, the system thought that the host knew that King Yun could hear the thoughts and conversations between the two, but after seeing the host's actions, it felt that it was overthinking.

Shen Xingxi poured a cup of warm water and handed it to Prince Yun. "I've been too indulgent to you. Even though it's a vegetarian dish, you shouldn't eat too much. I'll just feed you this much for today."

Prince Yun nodded dejectedly, he couldn't eat anymore.

It’s just a pity that the princess had such a hard time feeding him a meal.

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The words are divided into two parts.

Wu Ti came to the main courtyard to look for Xinghuo, with a trace of worry between his brows.

Starfire looked at the lamb approaching and asked with concern, "Why are you like this? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Miss Xinghuo, you are so kind." Wu Ti was touched, "There is one thing I hope you can help me with."

Xinghuo suppressed a smile, "You helped us before, of course we have to return the favor."

"It was the princess who caught me before, so it's only my duty to help." Wu Ti felt a little embarrassed.

"Why are you being so polite?" Xinghuo stood up. "Hurry up and tell me what you want to do. I have to go to the palace to do some work."

Wu Ti said after careful consideration, "Can you ask Miss Xinghuo to talk to the princess and ask her not to hold the wedding banquet she mentioned today?"

"These are all trivial matters. I just need to tell the princess. I'll be leaving first." Xinghuo walked out and suddenly stopped. "Wu Ti, I suddenly feel that it would be easier if I had your help with the things the princess asked me to do. I wonder if you are willing to help?"

"As long as His Majesty agrees." Wu Ti had just asked someone to do something for him, so it was naturally difficult to refuse.

Xinghuo: "Just help promote some things and act in a few plays. Go ask the prince first."

Wu Ti nodded, went to ask the prince for permission first, and then disguised himself as a woman and left the palace.

Xinghuo handed a stack of information to Wu Ti, "Take a look at the names on this list. They are all suspected of marriage fraud. Some are after the woman's dowry, some are sweet-mouthed but treacherous, and some are out for revenge. Let's go to the first family, the Rong family."

"Mr. Rong San is a playboy. He recently got involved in gambling and owed a lot of debts. So he coaxed Miss Zuo's private money to pay off his debts. He is very good at pretending to be pitiful.

Miss Zuo is simple and kind-hearted. She believed his words and was moved that Mr. Rong San was willing to turn over a new leaf for her. She was willing to pawn her jewelry and give the money to Mr. Rong San. She asked you to help her pretend to be a rich lady so that Miss Zuo could see Mr. Rong San's true face.

Of course, after seeing clearly, you can retire. If Miss Zuo still can't let go of Mr. Rong San, we will respect and bless her. "

Wu Ti looked at the information and was silent for a moment. "Why do I feel like this job is tailor-made for me?"

He felt that the princess would not let a woman do such a thing as a character.

Xinghuo lowered her eyes to hide her smile. This job was indeed tailor-made for Wu Ti.

Now, what the eldest brother said to Miss Wang at Pudu Temple has been spread all over the streets and alleys. Because it is a true event, people can remember it as a story. Those who can listen and accept it will naturally plant a seed of love for themselves in their hearts.

Then they reveal the deception and calculation.

This is the boss's plan, and if this plan is to be implemented more perfectly, the leading actor Wu Ti must do his best.

Therefore, Shen Xingxi deliberately said that Wu Ti liked men, hoping that Xinghuo would guide Wu Ti to help actively.

If Wu Ti takes the initiative to help, the effect may be better than if he is forced to help.

Of course, Xinghuo couldn't possibly acknowledge Wuti's doubts.

Her eyes dimmed, "I also think you are more suitable, but if you don't want to, then I will do it, and you can just watch from the side."

"No, no, no, let me do it. It's not a difficult task anyway. I'm wearing a human skin mask and no one will recognize me. Let's go and find Young Master Rong San first." Wu Ti couldn't bear to watch Xinghuo pretend to be a rich girl and say that she fell in love with Young Master Rong San.

I couldn't help but complain to the princess in my heart: How can I let a woman do this job!

Xinghuo's eyes were full of gratitude. "Wu Ti, you are such a good person! I will talk to the princess about the wedding banquet when I get back. Don't worry, if the princess doesn't agree, I will kneel down forever."

Wu Ti was embarrassed: "Miss Xinghuo, if the princess doesn't agree, we can think of another way. You don't have to..."

"That's it. I've made up my mind. You don't need to say anything." Xinghuo interrupted Wuti and quickly changed the subject: "Let's go quickly. It will be dark soon."

Wu Ti pursed her lips and couldn't help but sigh that Xinghuo was a man who valued friendship and loyalty.

The two came to the vicinity of Rong's house.

Xinghuo pretended to be a maid and Wuti pretended to be a rich lady.

According to the information, Young Master Rong San likes to go home in the afterglow of the sunset the most.

He felt that this action would bring him good fortune.

When Wu Ti saw the third son of Rong appear, he put away the script provided by Xinghuo, took a deep breath, sprinkled some water on his face, and ran out of the alley.

Xinghuo ran behind him and shouted, "Miss, wait for me, don't run so fast."

"Wuwuwu..." Wu Ti pretended to wipe her tears with a handkerchief made of priceless brocade while running forward.

He cried so sadly that he didn't even look at the road and bumped directly into Young Master Rong San.

According to the script, he had to pretend to fall, which would make it easier for him to appear pitiful and gain sympathy.

But unexpectedly, Young Master Rong San was knocked to the ground by him.

After being stunned for a few seconds, he immediately reacted and helped Young Master Rong San up with an apologetic look on his face, "Young Master, are you okay?"

Without waiting for the Third Master Rong to answer, he began to cry, "It's all my fault. Why am I so tall?"

Xinghuo immediately took over the role, "Don't be sad, young lady. The master asked you to marry the cripple for your own good. You can't not get married, right? Although our Wu family is rich, we are used to keeping a low profile. No one in the capital knows us."

"Wow, but he's not good-looking. Why can't I be favored by a handsome and talented man? Why do they all look down on my height? Why do they say I'm not petite just because of my height?"

Xinghuo sighed, and suddenly thought of something, and took out a stack of banknotes, "Miss, why don't we go buy one? Go to a few more stores and you should be able to find someone who is well-educated and good-looking."

Wu Ti stopped crying and asked: "Can I really buy it?"

"must be able to!"

Wu Ti wiped her tears and then remembered that she had bumped into someone just now. She smiled sheepishly and said, "I'm sorry to have embarrassed you, sir."

He casually pulled out a silver note and said, "This is my apology to you, young master. I hope you won't think it's too little."

Young Master Rong San looked at the one hundred taels in his hand and his heart trembled. He had spent a lot of effort to get a few taels of silver from Miss Zuo, but the person in front of him just gave him a hundred taels!

With a calculation flashing in his eyes, he pretended to refuse: "It's fine with me, young master. You should take back the banknote, young lady."

"Young Master is really the most special person I have ever met. He actually regards money as dirt." Wu Ti praised, "But I will feel uneasy if I don't give this money to you. You should accept it. It's not much anyway."

The look in Young Master Rong San's eyes when he looked at Wu Ti changed. Thinking of the conversation between the two just now, an idea came to his mind.

Wu Ti bowed and said goodbye to Young Master Rong San, then turned and left with Xinghuo.

He couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Do you really want to give him a hundred taels for free?"