Ancient women awaken: loving yourself is the way to go
Chapter 81 Playing Poor
Prince Yun stopped abruptly, and covered his lips with his sleeves and pretended to cough lightly just in case, but in fact he took an antidote and a special pill.
When Eunuch Xu saw Prince Yun stop, he asked, "Prince Yun, why don't you go in?"
Prince Yun then took a step forward, then quickly retreated, vomiting continuously due to the effects of the special pills.
He knew clearly that the emperor would definitely use despicable means, so he was prepared for it.
He vomited until his face turned pale, and asked weakly, "What's in the room? Why do I want to vomit when I smell it?"
After saying that, he vomited a few more times.
Eunuch Xu immediately sent for the imperial physician and reported the matter to the emperor.
The emperor was so angry that he pounded the table: "He was prepared!"
But he couldn't say anything, so he asked the imperial physician to check Prince Yun's pulse and then send him back home.
After Prince Yun returned to the Prince Yun's Mansion, his face was still pale. After all, he was vomiting for real, and his stomach was burning and he felt extremely uncomfortable.
The system told the host what happened to Prince Yun in the palace. [Host, I never thought that Prince Yun would use this method to avoid entering the bedroom.]
[I am very glad that he did not step into the palace, thus eliminating the possibility of seeing something he should not have seen. However, this method is really a bit like hurting the enemy by a thousand and hurting yourself by eight hundred. It is not very smart.] Shen Xingxi said goodbye to Madam Zhai and got on the carriage back to the city.
Prince Yun curled his lips when he heard the princess' words. When the princess did something, she would always think about how to minimize the damage first, but he had suffered so much that this little pain was nothing.
He just heard that after the strong Madam Zhai taught her husband a lesson, she would gently apply medicine to her husband with pity in her eyes, and he also wanted the princess to feel pity for him.
After waiting for a long time, the princess finally came back.
He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
As soon as Shen Xingxi stepped into the room, she saw the handsome man, his body slightly curled up, his brows tightly knitted together, his face as pale as snow, and he looked pitiful.
She walked up to him, stretched out her hand to smooth his brow, and scolded him in a low voice: "How stupid! There are so many ways, but you choose this stupid way."
Prince Yun immediately opened his eyes, his eyes revealing a hint of unwillingness.
He was about to speak when he suddenly felt nauseous. He lay on the edge of the bed and retched a few times. His eyelashes were stained with tears because of the discomfort.
He raised his eyelids, tears about to fall but not to the ground, and said weakly: "Is my method a permanent solution? If father wants to give me medicine again, I can continue to vomit. I also thought about using the toilet as an excuse, but I can't use it all the time."
"But you can't keep vomiting, can you?" Shen Xingxi's voice was noticeably lower.
Prince Yun smiled, tears falling from the corners of his eyes, "Isn't it just a little uncomfortable? It's not unbearable."
Instead, he comforted her: "Don't worry, Princess. Once the Prime Minister has basically stabilized the court, I won't have to act anymore."
He seemed to have thought of the scene at that time, and his eyes were shining with stars.
But the next second, his stomach churned again and he vomited a few times into the basin under the bed. The mist in his eyes became thicker and his eye circles were red, which made people feel pity for him.
Shen Xingxi couldn't help but patted him on the back, "I'll go get you a glass of warm water."
Prince Yun blinked, tears falling, but there was a smile in his eyes, "Thank you, Princess."
Shen Xingxi rubbed his head and said, "Don't use this method next time."
Prince Yun noticed that the princess seemed to like touching his head, so he leaned forward and responded obediently, "I'll listen to you. I'll do whatever you say."
He remembered that the princess liked good boys.
Shen Xingxi looked somewhat helpless. She walked to the table, poured some water, tested the water temperature, and then handed it to Prince Yun, "Drink slowly."
Prince Yun obediently took the cup of water with both hands and drank only small sips at a time.
She looks fragile to begin with, and the way she drinks water so obediently makes people feel soft-hearted.
She herself knew: [Alas, I fell into the beauty trap. ]
But he still stood up and asked Wu Ti to call the palace doctor.
The court doctor had checked Prince Yun's pulse before, and knew that the prince was fine and would recover in a few hours. But just as he was about to speak, he heard the prince's hoarse voice, which sounded a bit coquettish: "Princess, I think the water is a little cold, can you drink it all?"
Shen Xingxi glared at him and said, "If it's cold, I'll pour you some hotter water. You've only taken one sip, don't even think about not drinking it!"
Prince Yun weakly retorted: "I drank more than ten sips."
“It’s less than one mouthful in total.”
The court doctor thought twice before speaking, "Your Majesty's spleen and stomach are weak. You need to rest well. I will prescribe a medicinal diet prescription. You only need to take it three times."
"Okay, give it to Wu Ti directly after you finish writing it." Shen Xingxi waved her hand to let the court doctor leave, then flicked Prince Yun's head and complained, "Being sick means a lot of trouble."
As if accepting his fate, he stood up, adjusted the water temperature for King Yun, and handed it to him, "Drink it."
Prince Yun couldn't help but smile in his heart. Isn't this princess being too awkward?
Then he was so happy that he vomited out all the water he had just drunk.
His eyelashes were stained with tears again, and his voice became weaker. He curled up on the bed uncomfortably, "Princess, can you please stop drinking? You will vomit if you drink."
He pursed his lips and spoke with some difficulty: "I didn't expect it to be so uncomfortable. Obviously, I have never been afraid of pain and I have been used to it."
He clearly knows how to show weakness and act like a spoiled brat.
It was so hard to discover the princess' weakness, but if she wanted to save face, her wife would leave.
Shen Xingxi was silent for a long time, "Let me feed you."
She took a sip of water and tried to lean over.
King Yun covered his mouth and said, "I just vomited. I can't feed you."
He took the cup and said, "I'll try again."
In fact, the feeling of warm water going down your throat is great, but the feeling of spitting it out is not so good.
Shen Xingxi knew this truth, but she didn't mind going along with what he said.
Seeing the reaction of King Yun that satisfied her, she rubbed his head and said, "Then I will feed you later."
"Really?" Prince Yun was delighted.
Shen Xingxi smiled and nodded, and suddenly wanted to tease him: "Look at how you look now, you are not as cold and abstinent as before.
I remember when I first met you, you didn’t even have any expression the whole day, I even suspected that you had facial paralysis.”
Prince Yun leaned his head into the princess's palm and said, "I only do this to you. It's not shameful."
"But I have another question. Do you hate the Queen and the Prince? The habitual pain you mentioned must be caused by them, right?" Shen Xingxi lifted his chin, looked straight into his eyes, and observed the changes in his expression.
Prince Yun's eyebrows were somewhat helpless, "My mother's experience was more because of the emperor. The queen at most watched her die without helping and treated her coldly. As for me..."
He met the princess's gaze with a sincere expression: "My hatred is far less important than yours, so if you want to save her, I will neither help nor object. I guess she will have to serve us in the future. Isn't this more satisfying than torture and revenge?
The Queen was fully nurtured by the Chen family, which has abundant resources. Many officials are not as good as her. As for the Crown Prince, he is at most a king who wins and a bandit who loses. I have no hatred or grudge against him."
"I'm glad you think this way. I do want the queen to take the imperial examination, and I have to admit that she is better than me in some aspects. But I can also promise you that if she has other ideas in the future, I will no longer protect her."
Shen Xingxi leaned over and kissed him with a smile, then changed the subject: "Get well soon, Xiao Yunyun."
"Yeah." Prince Yun nodded, feeling sweet inside and his appetite improved a little.
The princess must have asked this question because she was afraid that there would be a rift between them because of the queen. The princess really loves him!
His eyes rolled, "Princess, can you help me relieve my appetite? I always feel cold."
"I'll ask someone to get a hot water bottle." Shen Xingxi stood up and walked out.
The smile on Prince Yun's face disappeared. He didn't believe that the princess couldn't see through his intention. Going to get the hot water bottle was just a way of refusing.
Shen Xingxi did not miss King Yun's expression. She quietly suppressed the smile on her lips, took the hot water bottle handed to her by Xinghuo, and walked in front of King Yun.
She sat down on the bedside, her smile blooming in an instant, "My hands just feel cold, so I'll warm them up with a hot water bottle before covering them for you. You don't seem to want to?"
The expression on Prince Yun's face changed from confusion to surprise, and then to helplessness of falling into a trap.
The joy received after disappointment is obviously stronger than that given directly. The princess has calculated this for him clearly.
But on second thought, the princess' willingness to scheme against him was also a sign that she liked him!
The corners of his lips curled up slightly, with a hint of pride, "If I don't want to, then you've warmed my hands in vain, right?"
After saying this, he grabbed the princess's hand with lightning speed and put it inside his clothes.
But it is not placed on the stomach, but on the abdominal muscles.
Shen Xingxi pinched it twice subconsciously, glanced at King Yun whose ears were red, and simply took off her shoes, sat behind King Yun, hugged him from behind, one hand warming her stomach and the other hand wandering around freely.
Prince Yun's heartbeat quickened involuntarily, and his body gradually leaned obediently against the princess, enjoying this moment of peace.
Shen Xingxi watched the handsome man lying obediently in her arms, like a cat enjoying her touch, but his face was paler than usual and it was obvious that he was in pain.
She gently closed her eyes, [System, I want to punish the emperor again. ]
The system's eyes lit up, and it asked, "Host, are you going to summon a fart or a mouse this time? Or are you going to make his chair collapse?"
Shen Xingxi's voice was particularly cold: [Summon the broken chair that the emperor is sitting on, and then summon the shit in his crotch. ]
[Hiss... Host, you are so cruel this time, but in order to prevent harm to innocent people, I will find a suitable witness before using the summoning skill. ]
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