Ancient women awaken: loving yourself is the way to go

"Paji!"

"Paji!"

The birds fly happily, their bodies becoming lighter.

The emperor panicked: "Prepare an umbrella!"

Eunuch Xu shouted quickly: "Protect the emperor! Protect the emperor!"

Countless secret guards swarmed out and looked at the "enemy", not knowing whether to draw their swords.

In this situation, drawing the sword will easily cause dust and shit to fly, right?

Shen Xingxi knew she had to step in, so she pushed open the door and hurried towards the emperor, "Your Majesty, I'm here to save you!"

The emperor did not want his daughter-in-law to see him in such a miserable state, so he turned around and walked out with Eunuch Xu and his party.

Shen Xingxi stopped and a barely perceptible curve appeared at the corner of his lips.

The system joins in the fun: [Host, are you willing to stay in this environment? ]

[Aren't you here to accompany me?] Shen Xingxi paused and turned back.

Soon, the courtyard was cleaned up and the queen's maids came in.

"Princess Yun, the Queen suddenly feels unwell and asked me to come and tell her that I will not have lunch with you. The Queen also said that you should know what to say and what not to say."

Shen Xingxi looked worried: "Sister, is the Queen healthy? Have you called the imperial physician? You must not hide your illness and avoid seeing a doctor!"

"Don't worry, Princess Yun. The Queen just needs to rest."

Shen Xingxi breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I will leave the palace first. I ask my sister to remind the queen to take care of herself."

The maid nodded: "I will take Princess Yun."

The system is puzzled: [Host, why do you call her sister? ]

[On the surface, I am the Queen's person just like her, and she is also an elder by the Queen's side. Calling her sister is like showing loyalty.]

[It's really complicated, I'd better just eat some melons! The prince drank too much water this morning and got a urinary tract infection. That's really sour. ]

Shen Xingxi was speechless. [You don't need to tell me about this kind of thing.]

[Host, you simply don't have the soul of a melon eater! The key point is at the end. Last night, the emperor gave the prince a woman. The prince was too playful and because his legs were weak, he couldn't stand firmly and slipped in the toilet. Now Mr. Yun just happened to open the toilet door. ]

Shen Xingxi's eyes lit up, [I'm going to the East Palace to watch the fun! ]

Prince Yun, who had already opened the door, looked even darker.

Even if the system had been a step earlier, he would not have been able to enter the toilet.

The outhouse in the East Palace was very luxurious. It was located inside a palace and had several toilets.

The prince was in a hurry this time, so he solved the problem here.

There is a step when exiting the toilet, and the prince fell because of this step.

What Prince Yun couldn't bear to look at was that the prince's hair was loose and stained with something.

He just feels disgusted.

In order to avoid being helped, he could only pretend to move forward anxiously and performed a flat fall in front of the prince.

It is better to lose your image than to get dirty.

The prince was just angry because of the five words "I want to watch the fun" written on Mr. Yun's head, but he didn't expect that Mr. Yun also fell down.

He immediately laughed out loud, "Mr. Yun, we are indeed the same kind of people. Were you with Mr. Shen last night?"

Prince Yun curled the corners of his lips and said "hmm" lightly.

The prince smiled lightly, "Don't be embarrassed, Mr. Yun."

He stood up and walked towards Mr. Yun, took two steps and then stopped, "I am dirty, so I won't help you. Can you stand up by yourself, Mr. Yun?"

This made Prince Yun, who disliked the Crown Prince, feel a little ashamed. He stood up and saluted as if he was exhausted: "Thank you for your concern, Crown Prince."

"I'll ask someone to prepare some water. Mr. Yun, please go ahead." The prince said and left the toilet.

Prince Yun closed his eyes. He had always had complicated feelings towards the prince. He knew clearly that the prince had a good heart, but because the emperor liked to see him act ridiculous and cruel, he went astray.

He moved uncontrollably to the toilet door, and indeed heard the prince whispering, "Help me walk quickly, don't let Mr. Yun know that I was in the toilet just now, have someone prepare some water for Mr. Yun, and when Mr. Shen arrives, take him directly to his room."

Prince Yun's eyes flickered slightly. Did the prince want the princess to catch him bathing?

Thinking of the scene at that time, he was surprised to find that he was actually looking forward to it?

He followed the prince's instructions and went into the room to bathe, waiting for the princess to arrive.

Shen Xingxi thought she would see an awkward scene between the prince and Mr. Yun, but she didn't expect to see a handsome man bathing when she opened the door.

Amidst the mist, the wet hair stuck to the back, forming a sharp contrast with the fair skin.

[The butterfly bones on his back are really iconic, like two little wings, fanning me towards him.]

[Forget it, I'd better not watch it. If Yun Jingce asks me to take responsibility, I will still have to deal with him.]

The despised King Yun turned around without his brain's control and stood up.

The attractive pectoral muscles and neat abdominal muscles suddenly caught his eyes, and Shen Xingxi swallowed uncontrollably.

Immediately, his eyes moved downward unconsciously.

[I haven’t seen the live version yet! ]

Prince Yun paused, and quickly returned to the water, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment: "Mr. Shen, don't you know not to look at what is inappropriate?"

Shen Xingxi raised her eyebrows, "I thought Mr. Yun deliberately let me see it, never mind, I won't argue with you, I'll go get the memorial."

Prince Yun could no longer maintain his composure, his face became gloomy and terrifying.

The most frustrating thing about an argument is that the other person doesn't argue with you, but instead appears to be being unreasonable.

After taking a deep breath and finally swallowing down his anger, he heard the princess' voice: [System, do you think this is long or short for King Yun? ]

System: [Host, we are a regular system. Even kissing will be blurred. This kind of scene will directly cause the screen to be distorted.]

Shen Xingxi was satisfied. She didn't want to discuss the matter, she just wanted to see if the system understood the principle of "don't look at what is not appropriate".

Prince Yun's expression turned gloomy again. The princess actually discussed such private matters with the system!

He decided to ignore the princess for a quarter of an hour.

However, unexpectedly, the princess was so absorbed in reviewing the memorials that she didn't even want to pay attention to him...

Time passed slowly. After Shen Xingxi finished dealing with the last memorial, she suddenly held Yun Jingce's hand and said, "Mr. Yun, I have a gift for you."

The corners of Prince Yun's lips rose uncontrollably, and he couldn't help but wonder, did the princess notice that he was angry and apologize with a gift?

He snorted coldly and was about to say "He is not so easily bribed" when he saw the princess feed him a pill.

The pill melted in his mouth, and he only had time to control his direction before he fainted, falling into the princess' arms and avoiding falling to the ground.

Shen Xingxi carried Yun Jingce to bed, and then asked someone to prepare water again.

Xingshu disguised herself as a maid carrying water and entered the room, exchanged places with Shen Xingxi, and imitated King Yun's voice, making noises that were not suitable for children.

Shen Xingxi used Qinggong to enter the harem.

The palace is heavily guarded, and it is extremely difficult to sneak into the harem from outside the palace, but it is much easier to enter from the East Palace.

It was late at night, but the grove in the harem was crowded with people.

The system becomes active: [Host, look at that tree, are the leaves moving? There is a pair of eunuchs and palace maids inside. ]

[Over there, on top of the tree, there is a pair of guards and eunuchs. ]

[Ah?] Shen Xingxi scratched his ears: [Guards and eunuchs?]

System: [Yes! There are also the chief eunuch Xu Gonggong and the guard commander! On the right, under the largest tree, are the guard commander and Xu Gonggong. The emperor is watching the live-action version with a palace maid he grabbed at random.]