Ancient women awaken: loving yourself is the way to go

[I am dying of laughter. The prince has once again refreshed my perception of stupid teammates. Looking at Yun Jingce's expression, he probably never dreamed that there would be such a thing as a small whip among the novelties.

I have to say, the pink whip (hereinafter referred to as pink) is really rare. 】

[No, Yun Jingce is already embarrassed enough, I can't be happy. ]

Prince Yun was touched that his princess actually still cared about him. Normally, in such a situation, it would be good enough if the princess did not laugh at him.

Unexpectedly, the princess' next thought was: [Hahaha... unless I can't help it. ]

King Yun: “…”

He looked at the novel object that the prince understood with a headache, hesitated for a while, and decided to betray the prince!

Slowly speaking: "Mr. Shen, please listen to me..."

"Mr. Yun." Shen Xingxi interrupted Yun Jingce.

[I laughed. I'll explain the time to you. What am I laughing at?]

She picked up the pinkie and smiled meaningfully, "I didn't expect Mr. Yun to have this kind of hobby. It suits my taste."

He threw the little pinkie in the air twice, and his eyes fell on Yun Jingce, "Mr. Yun, you know that delicate and fair skin is the best match for whip marks."

Prince Yun clenched his fists and was silent for a moment, then slowly loosened his hands, met the princess's gaze, and a smile gradually appeared on his face.

"It's rare to find out what Mr. Shen likes, so I'll risk my life to accompany him."

[Huh? Unexpectedly, judging from his expression, he really likes it! I didn't expect this person to have such strong tastes. ]

Prince Yun was not annoyed when he was told that he had a strong taste. He was certain that the princess was just satisfying her craving for food. He put his hand on his button and said, "Mr. Shen, maybe I will change my mind in a while. Do you want to try it now?"

[Slurp! I'm so excited! ]

At this time, Shen Xingxi was sitting on a chair and King Yun was standing in front of her.

She hung the little pinkie around Yun Jingce's neck in a lightning speed, forcefully pulled him in front of her, held his hand, and helped him unbutton his clothes.

Prince Yun, who was forced to bend down, suddenly panicked. Is this serious?

Being beaten a few times didn't matter, after all, he was whipped by the Queen's men when he was a child, but he was afraid that the scars would expose the identity of Prince Yun, and his warm water hadn't even boiled yet! At this time, it was impossible to expose him and the princess.

Pursing his lips, he turned his face away: "I've changed my mind now!"

[Alas, you've given up so quickly. How boring. ]

Shen Xingxi narrowed her eyes and held Xiaofen's hand tightly.

The distance between the two shortened again, only a punch away.

Her eyes turned cold and she stared into his eyes: "Mr. Yun, do you think it's fun to play tricks on me?"

"Can I... compensate you?" Prince Yun was depressed. He owed the crown prince a favor and got a pink whip in exchange. The princess did not appreciate it, so he paid compensation instead.

Shen Xingxi curled her lips, "Then lift up your clothes and touch your abdominal muscles."

[Since we can’t make excessive demands, let’s just seek some benefits! ]

Prince Yun's eyes flickered slightly. The princess thought that touching him was a benefit. Did it prove that the princess had some obsession with him?

His hands uncontrollably lifted up his clothes.

Shen Xingxi swallowed and stretched out his hands to feel the wonderful touch.

Back and forth, over and over again...

Prince Yun's ears turned red and he coughed softly, "Mr. Shen, is this ok?"

The system suddenly popped up: [Host, Yun Jingce's pants spoke excitedly: The master has shown him a different world again! ]

[System, isn't it embarrassing for you to say this? ]

[Host, as long as we are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed. ]

[No wonder he suddenly asked me if it was okay. Forget it, just spare his life.]

Shen Xing withdrew his hand, "Then I'll let you go today. Business is more important."

Prince Yun hummed, lowered his head, and opened the memorial in a panic. Even after he finished processing it, the blush on his ears did not fade away...

-

Ever since listening to Nanny Yan's lessons, the Queen decided to be nicer to herself and asked the four virtuous concubines to help her manage the palace affairs.

She had figured it out. As long as the prince and the Chen family did not fall, her position would be secure.

She didn't need to work so hard. It was a matter of course to do her job without making any mistakes. If she made a mistake, she might be accused of doing a hard job as the queen's incompetent son.

What's more, this does not mean that she will give up her palace power.

But she couldn't help feeling bored when she suddenly had some free time, and she remembered that she hadn't held a flower-viewing party for some time.

So, Shen Xingxi received a post from the Queen.

The date was set for three days later, which was the day before the Queen and the concubines had their second class.

Stroking the invitation, Shen Xingxi frowned slightly, feeling solemn.

In fact, her main purpose of becoming Princess Yun was to be able to get close to the palace concubines and have a certain say, but she didn't expect that the women's association in the palace would be established.

[Host, don't worry. I know you don't want to see competition, comparison, and flattery, but people live in reality!

This is your first time to appear in front of the ladies of the imperial court and the concubines of the second rank and above as Princess Yun. Instead of getting upset because of something you don't like, why not listen to my gossip? 】

[Go ahead.] Shen Xingxi smiled helplessly.

The system picked out something lighthearted and said: [On the day when the second volume of "Two or Three Things That Stepmother and the Official Have to Say" was published, Yun Jingce bought fifty copies of the first and second volumes each and threw them to various palace concubines and courtyards.

This caused the concubines to resist sleeping with the emperor for the first time, but they could not refuse, especially those who had no support from their maternal families, they all began to worship Buddha and pray for the emperor's safety.

The emperor was delighted to hear this and summoned them to sleep with him more frequently. Moreover, the emperor always liked group sex.

The concubines in the palace felt that this was even more unsafe, fearing that they would lose their lives one day. After all, although their lives were not satisfactory, they had no worries about food and drink.

I spent several days in worry like this until I listened to the course on "How to Please Properly" that Xingyin gave to the concubines on your behalf.

So the concubines showed off their talents, and Concubine Zhao gave the emperor a nude painting of the emperor.

At that time, there were other concubines in the palace. The emperor couldn't face it and drove Concubine Zhao out. Unexpectedly, the emperor secretly went to Concubine Zhao's bedroom at night and asked her to paint while being...

Concubine Zhao was so sad that she could not even cry. She could only say: The method of pleasing others is really useful.

Concubine Qian followed suit and presented the emperor with a nude embroidery, and was also treated in the same way.

Concubine Sun learned from the experience of her predecessors and raised a non-venomous snake as a pet. The emperor was frightened and his face turned pale, but after the snake crawled into his trouser leg and entangled him, he actually asked Concubine Sun to keep the snake and rewarded her with a large amount of gold and silver jewelry, but did not invite her to sleep with him.

This happened half an hour ago, and now the concubines are looking for pets that are non-toxic but can cling to people. 】

Shen Xingxi raised her eyebrows slightly: [I am a little curious about where the snake was wrapped. It was cold and slippery. Why did it leave the snake behind?]