Ancient women awaken: loving yourself is the way to go
Chapter 12: Those are torn pants!
The prince saw that Mr. Yun knew that he had come out from under the bed, but he didn't look up. He quietly moved to the door, opened it, and pretended to have just entered and said, "Mr. Shen and Mr. Yun are still busy?"
[The prince is quite good at pretending. ]
Shen Xingxi put down his pen, stood up and saluted with Mr. Yun.
The prince waved his hands uncomfortably, "No need to greet me, I just came to take a look, you guys continue, I'm leaving now."
Shen Xingxi and King Yun both breathed a sigh of relief. It was enough to just maintain their dignity.
The prince of a country crawled under the bed and eavesdropped. I wonder how many times his brain had been pinched by the door to do such a thing.
But they didn't know that after the prince left, he told the emperor's spy: "What a bummer, these two people were arguing, and I didn't hear them in the corner."
"Eunuch Zhao, what method do you think I can use to eavesdrop next time?"
Eunuch Zhao thought for a moment and said, "Prince, why do you have to go to so much trouble? As long as you give an order, how dare they disobey?"
"Eunuch Zhao, you are not a man, so you don't understand. This kind of thing requires play!" The prince suddenly patted Eunuch Zhao on the shoulder:
"I've got it! As long as we can make these two happy, it might take more than an hour and a half. You can give all the memorials they reviewed to Minister Chen and ask him to send someone to do it. They will definitely be happy!"
He smiled brightly: "I am really smart!"
Eunuch Zhao agreed. After getting the memorial, he first went to find Minister Chen and then reported the matter to the emperor.
The emperor slapped the beauty in his arms, and the prince even gave the memorial to Minister Chen instead of giving it to him!
Could it be that he wants to join hands with Minister Chen to seize the throne? !
His voice was slightly irritable: "Secret Guards! Go beat up Minister Chen's second son! Put the blame on the Crown Prince!"
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At this time, Shen Xingxi, who had finished reviewing the memorials, had changed back into the identity of Princess Yun and was walking towards the front yard where Prince Yun was.
The system told Shen Xingxi about the prince's actions, the emperor's reaction, and Minister Chen's resentment.
Shen Xingxi paused, [The prince did it on purpose.]
【Last year, because the emperor deliberately withheld the memorials, the flood relief funds in the south were delayed. The prince once asked me how to solve the problem.】
[I really didn't expect that the prince would use himself as bait to alienate the relationship between the emperor and Minister Chen.]
System: [So, the prince is pretty good. ]
[It's just not very smart. There are thousands of ways, but you choose a way that is not beneficial to yourself. 】
The system couldn't help but ask: [Host, do you have a better method? ]
[I have sent Star Flower over. ]
While chatting, Shen Xingxi stepped into the front yard, pushed open the door and saw Prince Yun reading the "Strategies of the Warring States" that she had given him last time.
Seeing her come in, he immediately asked, "You are here, is my mother okay?"
Shen Xingxi nodded and sat down casually, "The queen is very good. She sent me to supervise your exercise and study."
King Yun nodded, continued reading the book in his hand, and then stood up to exercise.
The system popped up: [Host! King Yun's clothes said he couldn't hold on any longer! ]
As soon as the system finished speaking, Shen Xingxi saw that King Yun's buttons were stretched open by his chest muscles, revealing a patch of white.
She swallowed: [System, I love this scene! ]
[King Yun is so exciting! 】
A hint of shyness flashed across Prince Yun's deep eyes, and the princess said that she was attracted to him!
For some unknown reason, he pretended to be too hot and took off his shirt, revealing his muscular chest, and showed Shen Xingxi his proud body.
Shen Xingxi: [System, King Yun actually took off his clothes! Can you feel my heartbeat speeding up? ]
[I feel it.] The system voice is a bit depressed: [Why don’t you let me see it! Jealousy makes me crawl in the dark, grab the vines, flip over the tree, beat my chest with both hands, and shout that I hate mosaics!]
Shen Xingxi smiled dotingly: [Then let me describe it to you. Prince Yun is doing push-ups, and sweat is flowing down from the middle of his butterfly bones into his pants.]
[King Yun started squatting, his chest muscles trembling, his abdominal muscles sometimes deep and sometimes shallow...]
As Prince Yun listened to the princess' voice, the joy he had just felt disappeared and his mood became more and more complicated.
The princess actually shared him with the system!
Suddenly I felt that taking off my clothes was sloppy.
Only then did he realize that he had shown it to the princess just because she had said that he was moved.
Is this a sign of falling in love with the princess?
His ears turned red quietly, and before he could continue thinking, he heard the princess's voice:
[Eh? System, can you summon a pair of torn pants for King Yun? ]
The system is interested, [Let me try! ]
When King Yun squatted down, the back of his pants opened, revealing the gray color underneath.
[Oh my god! It really works!] The system and Shen Xingxi exclaimed in unison!
Prince Yun covered his back and quickly moved to the side, veins bulging on his forehead.
But there was a constant stream of laughter and discussion in my ears: [Hahahaha... System, let me tell you, when Prince Yun realized that his pants were torn, his first reaction was to cover his buttocks. At that time, he didn't stand up straight, so he half-knelt and covered his buttocks. Can you imagine this scene? ]
[Yes, yes, yes! ]
[Then he crouched and took two steps, then remembered to stand up straight, but his hands never left his buttocks.]
The system imagined the scene, laughed along, and added fuel to the fire: [Host, I want to say again, King Yun’s pants want King Yun to fart. ]
Shen Xingxi: [Hahahaha... I'm quite curious. If he really farted, would King Yun still be able to cover his buttocks? ]
System: [Hahahaha...Host, you are so mean! ]
Prince Yun was so angry that his head was hot. Was he blind to fall in love with the princess? After washing and changing his pants, he picked up the book again with his chest heaving.
After reading for two hours, he said to the princess with ill intentions: "I have finished reading it and can still recite it. I will recite it to you. Don't forget to let mother find me!"
Inner thoughts: Wait until the princess fails to hand over her mother, then I will make trouble for her! Anyway, it is convenient for children to be shameless!
Shen Xingxi said "hmm" nonchalantly, "Go ahead and recite it!"
Prince Yun immediately recited "Strategies of the Warring States" and looked at the princess's troubled expression with anticipation.
Shen Xingxi raised his eyebrows, "Lord Yun, you can't even recite this by heart?"
She thought of something and looked at him in surprise. "You know that you need to recite it backwards to be able to recite it by heart, right?"
King Yun: “?” Should he know?
Shen Xingxi's face turned cold, "Recite it again!"
Prince Yun turned to the last page of "Strategies of the Warring States" and chose to close his eyes. There was no need to vent his anger.
Reciting it backwards is as difficult as reciting a heavenly book.
Shen Xingxi carried Prince Yun to the outer couch and slept on the soft big bed herself, having a dreamless night.
Prince Yun sighed quietly. Why did his heart beat faster when the princess was hugging him?
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The days seemed to suddenly become dull, and five days passed in the blink of an eye.
The system said excitedly: [Host, your book is a big hit! Now Minister Chen and the Emperor have both asked the imperial physician to diagnose their pulse.]
[Those who want to take shortcuts to get close to Minister Chen should retreat. The Emperor is considering the possibility of infecting Minister Chen with a disease.]
[The Emperor asked the Empress to count the people he had slept with, and invited the imperial physician to find out that the maids he had not slept with and who had given themselves to others were now completely safe! ]
[Host, you are awesome! A book prevented the hell on earth! ]
Shen Xingxi smiled faintly: [This is the power of knowledge. The next step is to completely block it.]
The system is excited: [Host, what are you going to do? ]
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