The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Everyone was eating the braised pigeon with gusto. Wangcai suddenly thought of something and said, "Madam, the watermelons we planted are ready to eat!"

When Lou Yunsi heard that the watermelon was ready to be eaten, she stood up excitedly and said, "Let's have a watermelon banquet, just the few of us."

Luo Yun said, "Madam, just cutting the watermelon into a few pieces, is this also called a banquet?"

Fan Ziren asked, "Do you want to develop some watermelon snacks?"

Lou Yunsi looked at Fan Ziren and said, "Guardian Fan really understands what I mean!"

When Fan Ziren heard what Lou Yunsi said, he smiled shyly. Everyone was looking at the two of them. Lou Yunsi felt a subtle atmosphere and thought: You guys won't think that my praise for Guard Fan is an expression of love, right? Oh my god, just go with the flow and praise him. It looks like everyone is overthinking it.

Lou Yunsi changed the subject and said, "Can anyone get some ice? I need some ice."

Li Shenning said without hesitation: "There are ice cubes in the cellar of the mansion, which can be used to store food very well."

Lou Yunsi said, "We have a refrigerator so it's easier to get ice cubes. You don't even know where to find ice cubes here. If you can get the ice cubes in the cellar, you'll be in for a treat!"

Wangcai asked, "Madam, what is a refrigerator?"

Lou Yunsi thought to herself: If someone asked what a refrigerator was in our world, he would probably be taken back by a car from the mental hospital the next second. I can't just say to him, "Do you want to go to the mental hospital for a visit?"

Lou Yunsi explained perfunctorily: "A refrigerator is a box for ice."

Wangcai nodded to show that he understood.

Fan Ziren said to Lou Yunsi, "If you need ice, you can go to the ice cellar in the mansion and get some."

Xiao Shen Ke said, "I can go and help get ice."

Lou Yunsi snapped her fingers and said, "Perfect!"

Everyone was confused after hearing this. Li Shenning asked, "Madam, what is a flying thing?"

Lou Yunsi smiled and said, "Guardian Li, how come you look more and more like Wangcai? You're so silly and cute! Perfect is a language, probably meaning perfect."

Wangcai said quickly: "Madam, you know a lot, but I am not like Guard Li. Guard Li is too popular with those maids, and it doesn't feel good to be surrounded by a bunch of maids."

Lou Yunsi asked, "Have you ever seen a bunch of maids surrounding Guard Li?"

Wangcai shook his head and said, "No, I've heard him talk about a lot of things with girls. I don't need to see you in person to know that he often messes with those girls, especially the maids in the mansion."

Li Shenning said to Wangcai with a look of disgust: "Why, I haven't disliked you yet, but you dislike me, right? Don't make random guesses. I am popular among the maids, but I didn't provoke them. They came to me on their own initiative. If you keep talking nonsense, be careful that my sword will fall and hurt you."

After Li Shen Ning finished speaking, she made a cutting motion with her hand towards the waistband of his pants, which scared Wangcai so much that he retreated behind Lou Yunsi in panic.

Lou Yunsi quickly said, "Guardian Li, don't scare him, or he'll cry and pee."

When everyone heard that Wangcai was about to cry and pee, they all laughed. Fan Ziren and Xiao Shenke, two cool guys, still smiled slightly.

Wangcai stood behind Lou Yunsi, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Madam, just say whatever you want. It's good to be able to make you laugh."

Lou Yunsi continued, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I'll make you a watermelon supper after dinner. Guard Xiao, please go get some ice."

Xiao Shenke nodded, and Lou Yunsi turned to Fan Ziren and Li Shenning and said, "You must come over to have a watermelon supper tonight."

Fan Ziren and Li Shenning also nodded.

Lou Yunsi immediately began to study what kinds of delicious food could be made from watermelon. The first thing she thought of was making watermelon smoothie and watermelon juice, both of which required the addition of ice cubes. She thought that she could start tinkering with it after Xiao Shenke brought the ice cubes over.

She thought of cutting the watermelon and carving it into some interesting shapes to make it more appetizing, so she called Wangcai for help. Wangcai was good at carpentry and carving was not a problem for him. He soon carved several lifelike works on the watermelon. According to Lou Yunsi's wishes, he inserted several very thin bamboo sticks, and the arrangement was very beautiful.

After Wangcai finished carving, he looked at what Lou Yunsi had carved and shouted, "Madam, look at this pile of shit you carved. It doesn't even make me hungry!"

Lou Yunsi turned around and looked at it. It was not a pile of shit, but a flower. Why did Wangcai think it was a pile of shit? Lou Yunsi said speechlessly, "Wangcai, how do you think it is? It is clearly a flower with a sense of layers. Why does it become a pile of shit when it comes to your mouth..."

Wangcai touched his head and said, "Madam, the flowers you carved are crooked and curled. Everyone who sees them will think they are a mass..."

Luo Yun waited for Wangcai to finish speaking, then immediately signaled him not to speak, and quickly called Luo Yun over, saying, "Luo Yun, look at your wife, this carving is amazing, can you tell what this is?"

Luo Yun took a look and exclaimed: "Madam, you are really amazing, your craftsmanship is ingenious, and the carvings are so vivid!"

Lou Yun thought that she had finally found someone who could appreciate her work. Perhaps Wangcai was the only one who couldn't see that what she carved was a flower with many layers.

Luo Yun said again: "Madam, why do you want to carve a piece of clay?"

Lou Yunsi looked at Luo Yun and said in shock: "Excuse me? Mud!! I carved a flower with layers. Is the mud as beautiful as my flower?"

Luo Yun asked, "Madam, what spell are you chanting? Are you going to cast a spell on this mud flower of yours?"

Lou Yunsi said speechlessly: "I'll make your head. Forget it. I have several other works. This one may not be perfect. Can you take a look at what animal I carved?"

Wangcai took a closer look and said, "Madam, I can understand it this time. It's quite obvious. Is this a wounded male dog?"

Em...Lou Yunsi said with sweat on his forehead: "Brother, how do you know this is a wounded male dog?"

Wangcai said: "Look, there is something there, isn't it a male? It seems that its legs can't be lifted, isn't it an injured male dog? And Madam, why do you call me big brother? I am younger than you."

Lou Yunsi looked at Wangcai with a defeated look on her face. Luo Yun walked up to him, took a look and said, "How could this be a wounded male dog?"

Lou Yunsi's eyes lit up, thinking that Luo Yun would be able to tell this time that she was carving a cute little white rabbit.

Luo Yun said: "Madam, this must be a fish that just died!"

Lou Yunsi said: "Didn't you see the two ears on its head?"

Luo Yun said: "Isn't that the whiskers that stood up when he just died?"

Lou Yunsi said excitedly: "Sister, this is a rabbit, these are its ears, not whiskers."

Luo Yun said: "Madam, why do you call me elder sister? I am younger than you."

These two people instantly made Lou Yunsi speechless and frustrated. She thought: Why should I expect your answers? I have raised you two guys in vain. Forget it, I will wait for Guard Fan and the others to come over tonight and see my amazing carvings. They will definitely know what I carved.