The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Lou Yunsi asked Luo Yun to get some sesame seeds and water, then mix the sesame seeds in the water and crush them, then stir them and apply them on her face. When Luo Yun saw her face, she was shocked: "Miss, what are you doing? This will ruin your face!"

Lou Yunsi quickly said: "Don't be afraid, I'm doing a facial spa, which has beauty functions. It can reduce dry skin, make the skin on the face smoother and more seamless, and keep it hydrated!"

Luo Yun asked curiously: "Miss, is this true?"

At this moment, the emperor glanced at Lou Yunsi and almost shouted out loud: "Oh, what kind of monster is this? Am I dreaming? I only want my Concubine Luo, not you, a dead monster!"

When Lou Yunsi heard this, she immediately said, "You are really dreaming. Where did Concubine Luo come from? You really think you are the emperor. You are a monster. I saved you!"

The emperor recognized the person as his savior, Miss Lou, by looking at her clothes.

At this time, Lou Yunsi suddenly thought of a clever plan to trick Lou Yunpiao. So she asked Luo Yun, the servants and maids to tell them that the eldest lady had a secret recipe that could keep her face smooth and supple at all times.

As soon as the news came out, the servants and maids started talking about it, and soon it reached Lou Yunpiao's ears. At first, Lou Yunpiao said, "That wild girl, how dare you talk about a folk remedy? I am the fairy in the sky and the beauty on earth!" But then she thought again: If I get this folk remedy, I will be more beautiful than Lou Yunsi. She will be heartbroken by then, haha! Thinking of this, Lou Yunpiao was secretly happy and decided to get the folk remedy.

Given the friendship between Lou Yunpiao and Lou Yunsi, Lou Yunpiao knew very well that her sister would definitely not give her the secret recipe, so she secretly walked to the window of Lou Yunsi's room with the maid beside her, wanting to inquire about the contents of the secret recipe.

Lou Yunsi had anticipated that Lou Yunpiao would come over, and had asked Luo Yun to lean against the window. When she heard approaching footsteps, she immediately signaled Master Wang to hide and not speak.

Lou Yunsi cleared her throat and said loudly, "Luo Yun, go to the lotus pond in the back garden and get some spring soil. Add this sesame to make your face smooth, flawless, white and tender without expensive skin cream. It's simply the best!"

Lou Yunpiao, who was lying by the window, listened to the contents of the secret recipe and immediately signaled the maid to leave. Then she asked the maid to get the spring soil and sesame seeds and mix them together. Lou Yunpiao and the maid looked at each other in bewilderment as they watched the spring soil and sesame seeds being mixed in front of them.

"It smells a bit bad. Is this really a secret recipe? Could it be that the eldest lady is trying to trick us, young lady?" the maid asked doubtfully.

Lou Yunpiao said firmly: "That little bitch, with her weight, she can't play any tricks, how could she deceive me who is so smart!"

So, she asked her maid to quickly apply the black stuff in front of her on her face. Oh my god, the smell was so bad that Lou Yunpiao was almost fainted by it, but she still firmly believed that this was a secret recipe. Only a folk remedy could be so strange. After applying it, her skin would definitely be smooth and tender.

After a while, she felt an itchy and stinging sensation on her face. Lou Yunpiao couldn't bear it any longer and kept shouting. Seeing this, the maid quickly called a doctor over.

After the doctor's diagnosis, he said it was an allergic rash. Lou Yunpiao was furious. She could not accept the fact that she was deceived by that bitch Lou Yunsi.

So she ran to her aunt and cried. When the aunt saw how her beloved daughter's face was messed up, she felt so distressed that she decided to avenge her daughter.

The maid Xiao Tao was asked to think of a way to make Lou Yunsi look bad in public. The maid Xiao Tao immediately thought: "The eldest lady designed to smear mud on the second lady's face. Otherwise, we can give her a taste of her own medicine and design a mud trap in the back garden to make the eldest lady covered in mud. Double the return!"

When the aunt heard this, she praised it as a brilliant plan and asked Xiaotao to set a trap in the back garden. The mother and daughter hid aside to watch the show. The aunt whispered to Lou Yunpiao, "Piao'er, just watch. That wild girl will definitely pass by here. As long as she is tripped by the thin wire, she will immediately fall into the mud in front. Then we will make fun of her and watch her make a fool of herself!"

Lou Yunpiao felt secretly happy when she heard her mother's plan: Wild girl, I'll let you taste the feeling of applying mud on your face, and then see how you leave crying!

After a while, Lou Yunsi came to the back garden as usual, and suddenly found something wrong in front of her. She saw a thin thread tied in front of her, and thought: Lou Yunpiao wants revenge! Don't think about how much I weigh. I am a sticky note girl. I used to be good at checking for omissions and mistakes. I handled everything properly. There was just a little trap. It was too low! The TV series has been played for eight hundred times!

Then he suddenly had an idea and shouted, "Oh, there is a necklace there. It seems to be my wife's. Go pick it up!"

When the old lady heard that her necklace was left there, she immediately ran over. Lou Yunpiao also ran over and tried to stop her: "Mom, don't go over there!"

"Ah!" The two of them were tripped by the thin wire in front of them, and then fell into the mud trap that they had just asked Xiaotao to set up.

The old lady and Lou Yunpiao climbed out of the mire, looking like two clay figures. The old lady yelled, "Lou Yunsi, you bitch!"

Lou Yunsi suppressed her laughter and said, "Auntie, I said it looked like it was yours. Why did you rush over there in such a hurry? I don't know which fool set up a trap here. It's embarrassing!"

At this time, the aunt and Lou Yunpiao were so angry that they couldn't speak. They wanted to kick Lou Yunsi out of the house immediately, but they knew that they were the ones who set the trap and couldn't blame Lou Yunsi, so they had to leave angrily.

As Lou Yunpiao walked, she said to her aunt, "Mom, that wild girl Lou Yunsi is so irritating!"

The eldest lady comforted Lou Yunpiao and said, "Piao'er, it's all your fault that I underestimated her. She has been pretending to be cowardly in front of us before, but now her true colors are revealed. If I catch her with any evidence, I will definitely kick her out of the house!" The two of them went back to their room angrily.

Lou Yunsi and Luo Yun also returned to the room at this time. Lou Yunsi laughed even louder. She was really holding it in just now.

The emperor saw the two of them so happy and asked what happened. Luo Yun repeated what had just happened to the emperor. The emperor was stunned by the girl in front of him. She dared to compete with the old lady and won so beautifully.

The emperor asked Lou Yunsi: "How did you see through their thoughts?"

Lou Yunsi said: "There are so many TV dramas with this kind of plot! Their little tricks are not enough to fool me!"

Lou Yunsi thought: Although I didn’t watch many TV dramas before because I was too busy at work, the ones I watched when I was in school can all be used now. It was really satisfying!

The emperor asked in confusion, "What TV?"

Lou Yunsi immediately explained: "Television is just like those folk stories. If you listen to the storytellers more often, you will understand them!"

"Haha! I'm such a genius! I can make up anything, it's really me!" As he thought about it, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth!

The emperor looked at the girl in front of him and felt that she was completely different from his concubines. She exuded a natural charm that made people unable to help but take a few more glances.

At the same time, Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke were looking for clues about the emperor's disappearance. Suddenly they found a very important clue and prepared to go and check it out.