The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Luo Yun happened to go to the first lady Zhao Chunlei to get something, and saw the good show between Hu Lijing and the second lady Ma Xiahe. He ran back to the villa and prepared to wait for Lou Yunsi to come back and report.

Back at the villa, Luo Yun found that Lou Yunsi had returned, and Xiao Shenke was also there. Luo Yun stepped forward and said with a smile: "Madam, guess who I just met?"

Seeing Luo Yun trying to hold back his laughter, Lou Yunsi asked, "Did you meet that vixen?"

Luo Yun laughed and said, "Madam, how did you know it was her? I am dying of laughter. She and her maid were both covered in chicken feathers, as if they had fallen into a chicken coop, and they looked so embarrassed."

Lou Yunsi couldn't help laughing.

Luo Yun continued, "Madam, there's something even more exciting. They were caught in this embarrassing state by the Second Madam and the maid. I was standing far away, watching what they were saying. Although I couldn't hear clearly, I saw that both sides had ugly faces. I guess they had just had a verbal battle. I really wanted to stand next to them and listen."

Lou Yunsi thought: Ah, I missed a wonderful show, it’s like missing out on 100 million!

Lou Yunsi said: "That vixen stinks so much that she's probably going to suffocate the Second Madam to death!"

Luo Yun asked curiously: "Madam, how do you know that she smells bad? Is it related to you?"

Lou Yunsi nodded, covered her mouth and laughed, and Xiao Shenke next to her also nodded slightly.

Lou Yunsi said, "Don't tell those servants and maids that the vixen didn't know it was us who did it. In fact, it wasn't us who did it. She wanted to follow us and she didn't notice it."

Luo Yun said in surprise: "Ah? She found out that you were leaving the house in disguise?"

Xiao Shen Ke said: "Probably not."

Lou Yunsi said: "With her IQ, she is not smart enough to crush him. She probably saw it by accident and wanted to imitate Holmes Zhu. Fortunately, Guard Xiao was there and sent her to take a bath in a chicken coop. It was so cool!"

Xiao Shenke was watching from the side with the corners of his mouth slightly raised. Luo Yun took a look and thought: I seemed to see Guard Xiao smiling just now. He was so handsome. It would be great if I could have a husband like him!

After saying this, many scenes with Xiao Shenke emerged in his mind.

Xiao Shenkke suddenly walked up to Luo Yun, touched Luo Yun's head and said, "You are so beautiful!" Then Xiao Shenkke put his arms around Luo Yun's waist, lowered his head and kissed her. Luo Yun shyly hugged Xiao Shenkke tightly.

"Luo Yun, what are you doing!" A voice came suddenly. Luo Yun opened her eyes and found that Xiao Shenke was holding her head with his hand. She pouted her mouth and made a gesture to kiss Xiao Shenke. Luo Yun saw Xiao Shenke holding her head and realized that it was just her fantasy. At this moment, she just wanted to dig a hole and crawl into it.

Lou Yunsi said, "Luo Yun, why are you so close to Guard Xiao? You scared him and he quickly pushed you away."

Luo Yun said nervously: "I, I, I just imitated Hu Lijing's stingy appearance for you, her sharp beak is about to peck the second wife's mouth."

Lou Yunsi thought: Girl, you are not thinking about something obscene, are you? With your ability to lie, only Guard Xiao who doesn't think in this way would not think too much about it. Little girl, you have grown up and now you think about men!

Xiao Shenk put down his hand only after hearing what Luo Yun said. Luo Yun quickly jumped back and lowered his head at a loss, thinking: Fortunately, I was smart and thought of this topic, otherwise, I would have been embarrassed and couldn't get rid of it!

Xiao Shen Ke said: "Madam, I will take my leave first!"

Luo Yun shouted, "Guard Xiao, don't leave yet!"

Xiao Shenke looked at Luo Yun and asked, "What's the matter, Miss Luo?"

Lou Yunsi glanced at Luo Yun, and said to him with a sly smile, "Xiao Yunyun, what do you want to do to Guard Xiao again?"

Luo Yun looked at the young lady with a sly smile on her face and quickly explained: "Miss, I, I didn't, I just remembered that the kitchen had just made something delicious, and wanted to ask Guard Xiao if he wanted to stay and taste it."

Lou Yunsi put her arm around Luo Yun's shoulder and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, whatever you say is what it is. You made it so carefully, Guard Xiao will definitely want to stay and taste it, right?"

Xiao Shenke looked at Lou Yunsi and Luo Yun in confusion. He was too embarrassed to refuse, so he said, "Okay, let's try a little before we go!"

When Luo Yun heard Xiao Shenke say that he was willing to stay and have a taste, he smiled broadly and quickly prepared to bring it over. But as he turned around, he accidentally tripped over something, fell down, and rolled into the grass.

Luo Yun lay prone in the bushes, thinking: Ah! What's going on today? I keep making a fool of myself in front of Guard Xiao!

Luo Yun quickly got up, without looking back, and strode forward, leaving a mark of Luo Yun's fall on the grass. Lou Yunsi waited until Luo Yun walked far away, then laughed out loud, and found that Xiao Shenk couldn't help but smile slightly beside him.

Lou Yunsi walked up to Xiao Shenke and said, "Guard Xiao, isn't our Luo Yun very funny and cute?"

Xiao Shenke nodded slightly and said, "Isn't it?"

Lou Yunsi thought: It would be great if I could bring Luo Yun and Xiao Shenke together. Then Luo Yun would be my maid, and Guard Xiao would be half my guard. How great that would be.

Lou Yunsi asked: "Guard Xiao, can I ask you a question?"

Xiao Shen Ke nodded.

Lou Yunsi continued to ask: "Does Guard Xiao have someone he likes?"

When Xiao Shenke heard this question, he coughed twice nervously, then looked at Lou Yunsi, not knowing what to say.

Lou Yunsi suddenly said in surprise: "Guard Xiao, you can't?"

Xiao Shenke's face turned a little red and he didn't know what to say.

Lou Yunsi said with a sly smile: "Guard Xiao, you have been interested in Luo Yun for a long time, right?"

Xiao Shen Ke widened his eyes and said, "No!"

Lou Yunsi patted Xiao Shenke's shoulder again and said, "Hey, Guard Xiao, don't be shy. I will help you. Luo Yun is easy to coax."

Xiao Shenke continued to deny: "No need!"

Lou Yunsi thought Xiao Shenke said he didn't need help and would do it himself, so she said, "Guard Xiao is fine. He looks cold on the surface, but he's passionate inside. You don't need my help, just do your best!"

Xiao Shenke frowned, as if he wanted to say something, but he just shook his head helplessly.

Seeing this, Lou Yunsi said, "Guard Xiao, it's you. You acted so quickly and thought of a strategy so quickly. If you have any troubles, remember to tell me and see if I can help you!"

Xiao Shenke said speechlessly: "Madam, if you can speak, just say less!"

Xiao Shenke's words were venomous, and he looked as if he wanted to keep people away. Luo Yun asked why she fell in love with him. Although he was indeed handsome, his venomous tongue was really scary, which made many women give up.

Xiao Shenke said to Lou Yunsi, "Madam, I'd better go back first. The general may look for me later."

Before Lou Yunsi could say anything, Xiao Shenke turned and left.

Lou Yunsi thought: This is really Guard Xiao’s style, he is ruthless and doesn’t talk much!

At this time, Luo Yun brought out the snacks and found that Xiao Shenke had left. He asked Lou Yunsi disappointedly: "Madam, why did Guard Xiao leave so soon? Didn't he say he would eat snacks before leaving?"

Luo Yun said: "Yes, but then he got shy and left first."

Luo Yun asked, "Why are you shy?"

Lou Yunsi said: "What do you think?"

Lou Yunsi drank tea and ate snacks, leaving Luo Yun standing there stupidly, thinking hard.